>>1064106 On the way home from a punk music festival. Train was super crowded, no more room. Get to the next stop A bunch of people try to get on, me and some other guys push them off because we're near the door. Big guy comes in and starts pushing and shoving like he's in a mosh pit. I push him off and tell him to fuck off cause there's no space. He yells at me and throws an empty gatorade bottle at my face and then runs off.
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Funny thing is I (probably) got a hairline fracture on the train ride but it was because i couldn't balance well and was holding onto something not designed to be held by passengers. Not gonna be able to see my doctor about it until Tuesday. It's at the base of my thumb. It however did not interfere with me playing through most of Castlevania on Tuesday.
The new unset us ridiculous. *is They made some cards that are way too complex. It's going to be a nightmare for judges. I already know how I'm going to break the gane. *game The card that has a url that goes to a video explaining how it works is funny though. It's a date devil that you have to flick the card over other cards in order to make it stronger. https://magic.wizards.com/en/unresources#devil
>>1064168 is that the newest A24-produced, genre-redefining, trope-subverting, atmospheric, dark and eerie, emotionally draining, gut wrenching, aesthetically heavy craft by post-horror auteur with an arthouse edge, dread-inducing, suspenseful build up with strong character development and gradual feeling of escalation, bone-chilling slow burn with “say more with less” approach and soul-shaking, blood-curdling, skin-crawling and nerve-wracking exercise in persistently looming dread where tension and anxiety permeates every frame as movie reaches its nail-biting, jaw-clenching and paranoia-inducing final climax, free of any cheap gore, cartoonish CGI or infantile jumpscares horror film?
I got busted at woolies trying to pass organic celery off as regular celery at the self-serve checkout but TO BE FAIR they only had the organic sort on the shelves
what are you fuckin going to force me to pay more for the same product becausee you can't keep your produce stocked
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m8 w8 isn't all celery organic we talking the prepack stuff vs the big stm alk
>>1064182 There was a weight difference so the thing beeped at me Cus I guess the organic bunches are smaller than the regular bunches so she came over and was just like "that's the wrong celery".
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celery is negative calories, it should be free or better yet they should pay you for taking it
Mahou Shoujo Marsh-chan
thats what im sayin
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You're not paying for calories, by that metric a fast food burger would be like twenty dollars You're paying for flavour!
https://www.reddit.com/r/japancirclejerk/comments/x7ao9c/japanese_gf_who_cant_get_pregnant_gets_pregnant/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share oh man he fell fr it
looks pretty good although I haven't eaten anything today so I could eat anything on that menu right now
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>>1064278 F Also >Much of his work remains unpublished or exists only as tape recordings and privately circulated manuscripts. That's some fucking bullshit right there.
>>1064288 >all the replies mentioning King of Fighters Noice
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>>1064288 Although one more thing In regards to the statement about Disney https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Los_Lobos_Goes_Disney
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>>1064287 I'm already subbed to this channel so I was going to click either way link me the rlm video
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>>1064292 >>>/watch?v=YaSkO4TosYo Very good episode I actually forgot about the other two movies they talk about until just now but the segments on them are also pretty good.
>>>/watch?v=skULz-DF3wg she sounds like she's on the verge of crying at the start there also >that pfp of da hacker on the forum my data is gonna be leaked by some darkweb anime and I'm laffin
god, shotguns in project zomboid are unreasonably great I ran through all my nato rounds for my rifle dealing with like, I dunno, maybe about 100 zombies, and the shotgun mowed down a crowd easily that size with 30 rounds shells rather >>1064335 They seem like they'd be fun to shoot, to me, though I'm guessing the recoil is absurd
This guy at the gym always used to ignore me But ever since he accidentally walked in on me taking a piss because the stall lock doesn't work properly He always says "hey mate" when we see each other now.
Guesa it was a real bonding experience.
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Stalls because they're all like single unisex cubicles. I don't sit down to pee. I don't want anyone thinking that for even a second.
I'll make a dedicated effort to use a stall whenever possible I like my privacy, I like making less noise, I like making less of a mess
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if its a bar or other facility likely to have a squalid toilet i'll go for the urinal every time i mean if there's a urinal at all i'll 90% of the time go for it probably 99% of the time but i don't like to pee into a toilet standing up that's just messy drunk hours stuff or if sitting is unreasonable
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>>1064356 Luckily I had already completed the long, arduous process of coiling it and stowing it away
Samu ／人◕ ‿‿ ◕人＼
Heavy Stowage
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Today at the jim a man in a Huskles sweat-shirt called me a "fat toddler" and asked me to stop making noises and looking at his girlfriend. I followed him out to his car where I learned that he drives a silver Toyota Tacoma with the Rhode Island license plate #420MOE and a "Hi Neighbor" bumper sticker. I was unable to follow him due to traffic but this is not the last time he heard from me. This is not the end. If I catch you, your name is Mud!
Wanted cookies really bad and spotted a box of cookie mix in a cabinet corner that had been there a long time, grabbed it and it was just an empty box. Feeling p. crushed
>>>/@MatttGFX/1574171611594375169 these videos have long left any semblance of utility anf just exist in latent clickbaitspace, an entirely vestigal aesthetic
impossible to do on any booru or to notice pattern in the url like https://cdn.donmai.us/original/23/70/237075e3e9eda535f6121c7ab021a4bd.jpg https://cdn.donmai.us/original/he/yc/heycoolyoucanevendothis.jpg/jpeg/png
>>1064485 Good to see things haven't changed much since Napoleon
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>>1064486 if he was, he'd probably end up in cyber, no?
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Goah I'm so embarrassed.. I called up the unit strata manager All hot and bothered Like "why are you sending me invoices from January. I'm all paid up. I didn't even own the property back then" and they're like "m8 that's not January 11 that's November 1st" And then I'm like.. "oh yeah. You're right".. And then just kind of hung up meekly
i havent opened the boxes yet i probably still need to assemble them lol or maybe they're really small chairs lol i did lug them into the elevator then down to P1 then all the way across P1 and up another elevator and after that i decided to hop over to the brewery for some relief #alcoholism
Samu ／人◕ ‿‿ ◕人＼
ideally they woulda delivered to my door but that would have required me to hang around at the door all day probably so fuck that
>>>/@LPNational/1574561423350431770 lol i mean a fitting thing for libertarians to tweet but like who tf else is going to enforce fair markets if not government looool
Samu ／人◕ ‿‿ ◕人＼
not the people not the state but a third secret other thing
lots of interesting tidbits with that image scientology's infiltration attempt was huge https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Operation_Snow_White Aum Shinrikyo had a james bond tier mountain secret base, with a rocket armed Mi-17 helicopter Heaven's Gaters dressed up like Star Trek away team members before their suicide >>>/watch?v=azZ9x2AaejI
>>1064588 Seen it already but domo >>1064581 The nuwabian thing is missing some vital evidence The founder was originally going to be charged with over 200 counts of child abuse, but the prosecution team reduced it to 197 because they did not believe that a jury would believe that one person could be so evil. >When he [York] was finally indicted, state prosecutors literally had to cut back the number of counts listed — from well beyond a thousand to slightly more than 200 — because they feared a jury simply wouldn't believe the magnitude of York's evil.… [It] is believed to be the nation's largest child molestation prosecution ever directed at a single person, in terms of number of victims and number of alleged criminal acts.[31] https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dwight_York
Incidentally a friend of mine found one of that cult's flyers on the train a few years ago.
The psych I've been to a couple of times was talking about making a referral and he's like >I know somebody who I think would be a really good fit for you. He plays video games.
Like Yeah bro That's the No.1 thing I look for in anyone who's going to be giving me life advice That they're a fucking GAMER.
cool art but if they were going for k-on i reckon they could have swapped ame and gura around as in ame would make a better ritsu and gura is more of a yui.
I should probably DM the artist on twitter and make sure he knows that.
thar be a storm on the horizon >>1064632 I guess a slut is what I am well it turns out Coles is closer then what I thought but I don't wanna run into other people I know
I think I damaged one of their trucks last time I worked at that Coles too
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Concept : Dildo toothbrush It's like sucking a dick But it also gets your teeth clean
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do women already use electric toothbrushes for that what if you make a suspiciously cucumber shape cover for the top then you make so you pull off the bottom for the same wham bam thankyou maam
one thing I was thinking about when eating some shitty gas food salsa mix is that when it comes to salsa there's no correct amount dedicated to the amount of chips you have you either have too much salsa or too little
I probably should have chosen a smaller place for my new base in Zomboid, but the draw of a supermarket filled to the gills with canned foods was too good to actually pass up Now I'm stuck with one generator for a building I'd probably need 4 to actually power properly. Though once I finish securing it with walls and stuff, maybe I can make a staircase up to the top and put the generator there atm my carpentry level is too low to actually make a damn staircase, which to be perfectly hones t is kinda stupid
Definitely had a brief panic attack there when my PC refused to come out of sleep, and then after hard shutting it off by having to flip the switch on the PSU, also refused to turn on period A second PSU switch off-on seems to have fixed it though
>>1064670 the power button on my PC case is starting to become unreliable and im annoyed theres no way im gonna try to go source another power button and replace it ill probably just have to get a new case
I need to get the hang of trimming my beard never had to do it before because I didn't think I could grow one >>1064680 eh I think I've seen worse >>1064681 why should i do that
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>>1064678 Yeah, too bad the album cover is hideous.
I think Shooter Williamson has been trying to prove a point with these last few uploads that skits don't need to be particularly good if you put a hot girl in them.
srrs question: why do they have a women's chess league? There's not a physical, biological difference like in sport surely they can all play together on equal footing
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Probably an artifact from the days when men and women competing against eachother was unthinkable, not for competitive fairness, but because men refused to consider any opportunity to lose to a lady
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Or maybe it's based off the incorrect premise that women and men broadly have differing opinions on having to stick something up your ass to win
The final bus leg of my transit home always drives down an absolutely abysmally maintained road Like the whole trip is like joyriding on a jackhammer I wonder if it's in part why I always feel so worn out once I get home An hour-long transit shouldn't be this draining on paper
Wallace probably had some obsessive compulsions and was likely somewhere on the spectrum
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severely on spectrum here ama
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Also can you imagine being a dog with an IQ likely higher than most of the rural British clods around you and your owner is fucking obsessed with cheese of all things Like you know he's functionally a genius surrounded by idiots, just like you, but he devotes all that brain power to obsessing over cheese
>>1064758 I could imagine Gromit snapping and killing Wallace when the opportunity arised
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And being on the spectrum I suppose you don't choose the fascination, so if it's cheese, it's cheese
Samu ／人◕ ‿‿ ◕人＼
as someone on the spectrum i have no free will of my own and am entirely a slave to my arbitrary compulsions
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How does it always end being trains tho the autism evolutionary crab
Samu ／人◕ ‿‿ ◕人＼
definitely not me just you know attempting to externalize my agency and therefore the consequences of my actions transitively towards whichever particular subject has been bouncing around in my head choo choo
>>1064764 Extrapolating off my own perspective, I think the nature of trains being rigorously scheduled activates some kind of empathetic response with the comfort routine and consistency brings to an autistic mind Also the basic framework of a train being consistent but each and evey minutae which gives a train its unique character, purpose, and fit to its route or environment is a kind of mechanical complexity which tickles the brain But this is definitely kind of guesswork since I don't have a particular fascination with trains They're neat, and I'd like more in my life, but I don't feel any strong obsession towards them
>>1064777 the consistency is good i think certain types of minds are fascinated by machines, little mechanisms that go and a train plus its track network is like a massive machine that actually serves a purpose and moves stuff accomplishing a task unlike more whimsical but pointless breakfast machines
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makes sense donut
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The only train autist I know is also really into airplanes. He's also a barely tolerable asshole. A lot of autistic people (including myself) are assholes. Really makes you think.
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Does he like the movie Airplane Does he like the movie Trains,planes and automobiles
>>1064786 You use Firefox mobile right How to make it pick up urls instead of searching them I've searched doushio.com/moe like twenty times today by accident because I'm used to chrome
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mathler 240 3/6
🟩⬜⬜⬜🟨⬜ 🟩⬜🟩🟨🟩⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 >>1064787 I copy it and paste it into the url bar. I'm at the stage where I just live with the pain.
Didn't they evacuate millions of Floridians Man Climate change do be hittin
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He posted almost nine hours ago on tano He posted here uhh 13 hours ago
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8h ago on twitter dese are der facts
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may have misheard but I could have sworn the guy on millionaire hotseat said he like to "go out for a party and go home and punch some cones" Eddy seemed to try and salvage it by saying "you like to go home and pay your loans?"
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he also won 20k by picking an answer because he was a Manchester United fan
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And the question was what city was known as Cottonopolis
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explain the punch cones thing
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smoke weed out of a bong >The term is derived from the way two fists look like while holding and lighting weed. A "cone" is just the name of the narrow cylinder piece used to fill weed with
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oh I thought it was a sex thing
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he seemed like the druggie type too dopey as fuck
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I'm gonna test out the work air fryer I'm gonna do it Christen this bad boy
>>1064823 It's right on top of me right now! It's a pretty lame storm. No thunder or lightning. A little bit of wind and some rain. It's really quiet out. It weakened super quickly.
imagine being afraid of the wind it's literally just air
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seems like some people on the west coast of florida got pretty wet i can't imagine owning waterfront property in florida at this point in history how do they do it who sells the insurance
Samu ／人◕ ‿‿ ◕人＼
oh wow the fed subsidizes flood insurance heavily ok makes sense
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can somebody please explain to me the meme with the white worm on the beach
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I imagine the adjusters simply deny claims all day as thats their job and they say call a lawyer if you dont like it
>>1064827 yeah cape coral had like 4-5 meter storm surge
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wow theyre bringing back surge cola
Kirara 🍄 大医 ／人◕ ‿‿ ◕人＼
why
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coke of cola
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>>1064829 It's a new Pokémon Kind of looks like a long, skinny, white Diglett Which has given it the fan name Wiglett And that in of itself is comical
>>1064840 Uh Maybe? Iv haven't seen any name in the official Pokémon material
Kirara 🍄 大医 ／人◕ ‿‿ ◕人＼
isnt that the actual name??
Kirara 🍄 大医 ／人◕ ‿‿ ◕人＼
yeah it is it's a convergent evolution that looks like diglett so they called it wiglett
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Man Game Freak what the fuck were you on
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theyve been short on ideas for years
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I remain insistent that they've always been nostalgia-sized all the way back to the beginning Some of the names, designs, and concepts have always been lame, some are cool The design and concept on this one is fine I just take issue with the name Wiglett
Man I don't like having to intervene with disruptive people on the transit But this one guy was being, not threatening, but whether by mental illness or intoxication was not aware how intimidating he was being with some of the passengers on the subway Leaning basically right into their personal space and almost shouting at them at times in incomprehensible gibberish Thankfully he didn't get aggravated when I tapped his shoulder and took his attention away from the people he was bothering at the time But I did have to get off at my stop for work so I hope he didn't go right back to bothering the other passengers
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sounds like a rei story
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Also don't love getting to the streetcar platform early but still having to wait fifteen minutes for a streetcar to pull up that will inevitably get me to work late I left early and still get to work late Should have just stayed home today
