marvel: What If...? they actually made good episodes
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I've got my cheese and my ritz crackers, and a 1.5l bottle of cold sprite, count us down cap'n
Kirara 🍄 大医 /人◕ ‿‿ ◕人\
alright! 3 2 1 go!
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Hard to know how syncd we are since maybe something was cut from the pirated version, like a few seconds of empty somewhere, but we shouldn't be far off
wait why is this in japanese lmao hahahaha is it because i switched to japanese for Star Wars Visions? and it just didnt reset it between different shows?
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do we gotta redo, or can you change it on the fly?
Kirara 🍄 大医 /人◕ ‿‿ ◕人\
yeah it's all good i can just swap it
im sitting here and watcher goes "jikan..." and im like wait a second what do you mean JIKAN
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Honestly I'm amazed they dubbed it in the first place
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I'm not too well versed in Marvel so I don't even know who she is, but the girl who isn't foster has the voice of Bojack Horseman's friend, doesn't she? Diane? Kinda sounds like her, or maybe I'm confusing her with someone else
Kirara 🍄 大医 /人◕ ‿‿ ◕人\
uhh i'm not sure maybe?
Kirara 🍄 大医 /人◕ ‿‿ ◕人\
imagine being named odin and when you sleep they call it odinsleep
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legit can't even go to fucking bed without your whole society making it into some sort of religiously significant event
Kirara 🍄 大医 /人◕ ‿‿ ◕人\
thor's teeth look really weird
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I think he's got like, twice as many as he should
Kirara 🍄 大医 /人◕ ‿‿ ◕人\
yeah for real it looks weird
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there's like at least 20 in the top row, and MORE in the bottom row
Kirara 🍄 大医 /人◕ ‿‿ ◕人\
so without loki to be a cunt, thor became a cunt instead
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He didn't have a scumbag brother his parents would tell to "be more like thor", so he became the scumbag brother You hate to see it >>985279 He invited them all to the party >>985280 Life finds a way
Kirara 🍄 大医 /人◕ ‿‿ ◕人\
why does loki not being there mean the duck is fine
>>985282 Eh, I mean if you're presented with the opportunity to have ice cream with a duck, and you don't do it, you're a dumdum, that's a one in a lifetime opportunity
jesus they got fucking wrecked, huh that's a lotta booze
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THE RACCOON IS THERE?
Kirara 🍄 大医 /人◕ ‿‿ ◕人\
rocket!
Kirara 🍄 大医 /人◕ ‿‿ ◕人\
what
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Is SHIELD a government organization now, what do they have against parties?
Kirara 🍄 大医 /人◕ ‿‿ ◕人\
>the party atmosphere is spreading ???? >>985289 they've always been government havent they
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People ACROSS the globe are having a good-ass time, getting along, and getting absolutely hammered! WE GOTTA STOP 'EM, sic the avengers on them
Kirara 🍄 大医 /人◕ ‿‿ ◕人\
they're gonna call cap marvel to come stop them from partying?? why?????
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oh shit loki is there WAIT THEY STILL KNOW EACHOTHER?
Kirara 🍄 大医 /人◕ ‿‿ ◕人\
why did they call cap marvel to do this
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also why is he blue now?
Kirara 🍄 大医 /人◕ ‿‿ ◕人\
he's a snow giant
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sure but the only difference in the timeline is he wasn't taken in, right? his genetics are the same? >>985298 This is his actual, real final form?
Kirara 🍄 大医 /人◕ ‿‿ ◕人\
he was always one in the normal timeline but he just makes himself look human
Kirara 🍄 大医 /人◕ ‿‿ ◕人\
yeah thats his real form
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Why is captain marvel agreeing to poop a party? what is this episode, man
Kirara 🍄 大医 /人◕ ‿‿ ◕人\
right? i dont get it this doesnt even make logical sense
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bodied lmao
Kirara 🍄 大医 /人◕ ‿‿ ◕人\
wow
Kirara 🍄 大医 /人◕ ‿‿ ◕人\
he's right though they are just weird rocks
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still kind of a dick move tho
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also I know thor is strong, but is he actually this strong? isn't cap marvel, like, EXTREMELY strong?
Kirara 🍄 大医 /人◕ ‿‿ ◕人\
i dont think so? cap marvel is basically a living infinity stone
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damn putting mjolnir on someone's chest is rough
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I like Darcy She's the good part of this episode
Kirara 🍄 大医 /人◕ ‿‿ ◕人\
Wow
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Alright look I get that for whatever reason you decided you need to stop this guy from throwing the greatest rager in the history of our solar system, but I would advise against going to RUSSIA in order to throw down "the equivalent of 10 nukes" to stop the guy
That's worse than the party could be
Kirara 🍄 大医 /人◕ ‿‿ ◕人\
Yeah. they're really all blowing this out of proportion i think okay well now they're causing a lot of destuction
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I mean yeah this is pretty bad, but they had literally no reason to think this would happen until... now They were just getting wasted and dancing until an hour ago
Kirara 🍄 大医 /人◕ ‿‿ ◕人\
the rock dude was using a pacifier which means he was doing molly lol
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OH IM SORRY YOU'RE GONNA **ALSO** THROW ACTUAL NUKES IN THERE? You guys are fucking lunatics
Kirara 🍄 大医 /人◕ ‿‿ ◕人\
why is thor such a bitch
Kirara 🍄 大医 /人◕ ‿‿ ◕人\
lmao loki
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Loki's out of line but he's right He was thrown out, he doesn't have a duty to do a thing other than have a good time
Kirara 🍄 大医 /人◕ ‿‿ ◕人\
thor is so lame
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we really should be thankful for Loki, I guess
Kirara 🍄 大医 /人◕ ‿‿ ◕人\
lmao what the hell
Kirara 🍄 大医 /人◕ ‿‿ ◕人\
how does she know who captain marvel is
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I mean they are kinda like, the gods and stuff, so it makes sense she'd know Her husband's Odin, after all And Cap Marv is kind of like, a REALLY big deal
this one looks more interesting "what if ultron won:
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The doctor strange one was pretty good, too, so they have it in them to make good ones >>985336 Yeah, that one was fun It felt like there was like, a logic to it
Kirara 🍄 大医 /人◕ ‿‿ ◕人\
yeah i thought the killmonger one was actually decent too
Kirara 🍄 大医 /人◕ ‿‿ ◕人\
yeah it should just be random stuff like that last episode there should at least be internal logic to it even if it's something silly
Kirara 🍄 大医 /人◕ ‿‿ ◕人\
clint wit da robot arm?
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damn he's good he never gets to really shine, does he?
Kirara 🍄 大医 /人◕ ‿‿ ◕人\
nah not really he's getting a series coming up soon though
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I guess there's a limit to what you can do when fighting literally divine beings though, even if you've got sick twitch aim
Kirara 🍄 大医 /人◕ ‿‿ ◕人\
oof
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ah, that's rough
Kirara 🍄 大医 /人◕ ‿‿ ◕人\
wow it sure goes back on easily
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wait the robo arm is made to just detach itself?
Kirara 🍄 大医 /人◕ ‿‿ ◕人\
ultron was right
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oh the vision in the other was ultron in vision's body maybe?
Kirara 🍄 大医 /人◕ ‿‿ ◕人\
yeah probably must have been
Kirara 🍄 大医 /人◕ ‿‿ ◕人\
still doesnt really make sense though
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yeah I still don't really see how it follows from what we were told that episode
holy shit thanos got fucking BODIED
Kirara 🍄 大医 /人◕ ‿‿ ◕人\
without loki, the avengers wouldnt have happened, which means ultron wouldn't have happened and neither would vision
Kirara 🍄 大医 /人◕ ‿‿ ◕人\
WHAT
Kirara 🍄 大医 /人◕ ‿‿ ◕人\
wait this is exactly the one from last episode
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oh my god CONTINUITY IN WHAT IF? yeah this was kinda unexpected
Kirara 🍄 大医 /人◕ ‿‿ ◕人\
they've got my interest now i'll be honest
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noooo my nfts
Kirara 🍄 大医 /人◕ ‿‿ ◕人\
www
Kirara 🍄 大医 /人◕ ‿‿ ◕人\
who knew vision was this strong like it's literally just vision with a different mind right?
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what the fuck was he DOING in end game? why didn't he just ice thanos? what an asshole
Kirara 🍄 大医 /人◕ ‿‿ ◕人\
he was too busy being emo i guess
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shouldn't the hulk still be around tho?
Kirara 🍄 大医 /人◕ ‿‿ ◕人\
oh no
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uh oh monkaS
Kirara 🍄 大医 /人◕ ‿‿ ◕人\
better run buddy
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hey watcher dude, you had a conversation with Dr Strange earlier remember?
Kirara 🍄 大医 /人◕ ‿‿ ◕人\
yeah lol
theres only one more episode of what if i wonder if this will resolve the ultron thing or if it'll be in the next one too
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If they resolve this in this episode, the finale has a lot of work to do if it's gonna avoid being a letdown, cause this is already like, more interesting than the rest of the show more or less
Kirara 🍄 大医 /人◕ ‿‿ ◕人\
to be fair most episodes are letdowns
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yeah that much is true but I feel like the finale oughta be at least pretty good
Kirara 🍄 大医 /人◕ ‿‿ ◕人\
lol zola vs ultron??
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who the fuck is zola
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f
Kirara 🍄 大医 /人◕ ‿‿ ◕人\
fat bald weirdo in cap america and a computer man in cap america 2 winter soldier
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OOOOOOH the edgelord
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no wait this is not who I thought it was
Kirara 🍄 大医 /人◕ ‿‿ ◕人\
you're thinking baron zemo who was in the falcon show
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ah yeah that's it
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he's got a fucking USB arrow?
Kirara 🍄 大医 /人◕ ‿‿ ◕人\
of fuckin course he does lol
Kirara 🍄 大医 /人◕ ‿‿ ◕人\
i hope it's at least usb-c
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will someone just give clint like, an AK or something?
Kirara 🍄 大医 /人◕ ‿‿ ◕人\
may hes afraid of guns
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as good an explanation as any really
Kirara 🍄 大医 /人◕ ‿‿ ◕人\
lmao
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you couldn't have shot the nuke arrow a bit earlier?
Kirara 🍄 大医 /人◕ ‿‿ ◕人\
suicide in a marvel show
Kirara 🍄 大医 /人◕ ‿‿ ◕人\
ultron blew up all those planets but forgot to blow up earth?
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tbf why would he make sure to clean out the single place he's aware of anything or anyone who could ever post a threat lmao
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it's really pretty stupid though Like dude that was your starter region, you started there
Kirara 🍄 大医 /人◕ ‿‿ ◕人\
watcher kinda strong
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TTGL up in here
Kirara 🍄 大医 /人◕ ‿‿ ◕人\
president steve (:
Kirara 🍄 大医 /人◕ ‿‿ ◕人\
yeah theyll probably make this the finale too theres like 2 minutes left probably
Kirara 🍄 大医 /人◕ ‿‿ ◕人\
oh shit
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oh baby, Ascended Strange gonna fight Ascended Vision\Ultron >>985398 Yeah this was not what I expected at all I thought it would just be like "ultron won, now the heroes are fleeing in a doomed attempt to build themselves back up" and then they fail at the end
Kirara 🍄 大医 /人◕ ‿‿ ◕人\
ok this last arc is actually interesting cant believe marvel what if managed to do something this cool
Kirara 🍄 大医 /人◕ ‿‿ ◕人\
if i had watched episode 7 when it came out there's no way i would have watched episode 8 7 was just so bad
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Yeah I was about to say like, it feels like the series has kinda lost track of the "what if" bit, and just went into AUs but forgot it should still make sense in some way like some of the episodes, it's like "because x, y", but why x leads to y isn't really elaborated on beyond "because we said so"
Kirara 🍄 大医 /人◕ ‿‿ ◕人\
Yeah, some of the earlier episodes weren't great but like, zombies and thor were just random shit
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oh my god dude what if that zombie thanos is brought into this and Ascended Strange gets the full glove too
Kirara 🍄 大医 /人◕ ‿‿ ◕人\
lmao if they just jump the shark like that i'd be down
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I am so fucking down for something like that Go nuts, the crazier you go while still making sense now, the better, it's the last episode You wanna watch the last ep together too when it comes out?