Thread #30281

There are two topics for discussion for tonight.

1) Is morality absolute or relative? and if it's absolute, from where does that authority come from? And if there are no absolute morals, how can one decide the best way to conduct themselves in a complicated world

2)Which Keion character is the cutest.

>>30287
ANSWER THE FUCKING QUESTIONS, BANG
Plastered or not.

hey marsh guess what i'm fucking blasted woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo toows oo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo

typing out woo over and over is a fun skill based minigame woo wo woo woo woo woo woo woow oo woo woo woo woo woo woo wsoo woo woo woo woo woo wooo

>>30290
Yeah, I used to be pretty into it but then it became all about the competitive scene and I lost interest.

It's okay. Richard Dell became a million *millionaire with a 10,000 start up.

If he can do that, I can kick off a thread with just myself and a wasted Bang.

I got a new bus card from the news agency today.

..So that's pretty exciting.

It's black.

i love you marsh
remember that

>>30319
Back at you, babe.

Got any good work stories, bangers?
Who was the worst customer you ever had to deal with?

the worst customer i ever had to work with was ur mom
only paid me 50 bucks for what took 13 hours to finish

That bitch.

It's hardly fair, either, since your Mom always tips so generously after I finish with her.

I have to pass a speed test before work will let me serve customers as well as cleaning in the back. Key in a whole bunch of items in under a minute.
Should be easy but it takes some practice to get fast. The machine has like 30 buttons.

FUN FACT

If you buy just an empty burger bun you don't have to pay goods tax since its counted as bread and there's no GST on staple foods.

FUN FACT #2

The gravy we sell is made from the brown gunk at the bottom of the deep fryer.

FUN FACT #3

Life is a meaningless series of events as our cells slowly fail at reproduction and our bodies decay around us.

are you okay my dude

It's only meaningless if you want it to be.

>>30348
Welcome to the Marsh thread. Coffee and tea are provided but its BYOB.

Numerous options for entertainment will be provided throughout the evening.

You'll have the choice between a half-baked pseudo-philosophical debate on existence, rehashed and embellished travel stories from my time abroad, or a lively discussion on moeshit anime that aired several years ago.

Alternatively we could all just play Bang's Woo Woo Woo game.

I'd be cheating since Woo Woo Woo is far less challenging on a phone.

>>30368
This is where the honor system comes in.

And I'm honourably declaring it would be unfair of me to compete because of my cellular advantage.

Woo Woo Woo was never meant to be fair.
It has always been about survival of the fittest.