Thread #300011

I'm surprised there isn't a GIF of that stand-in-a-line clip from the new episode.

right? it was such a good scene
pure style

In particular I really likke
...liked the scene with Leo calling Steven and Klaus out on pretending to play prisoner.
Stuff like that is always really funny to me.

that was really funny
Kekkai Sensen has a supremely good sense of humor
it really embraces the absurd

no ton posts in the last 1.5 hours
i will text him if he doesn't show up in a few minutes

hello I'm here now.
Had to take care of some paperwork.

I thought that might be it.
Arigato.

I don't like
a) having to do anything
b) banning people
but he really showed up just looking to be miserable and disruptive.

This is the third time that it's happened, too.
The first time, he started mocking Saku's death.
The second time, it was just shitposting and you told him to lurk and he left eventually.
I tried to give him a chance this time, but he was still the same piece of shit.

I super appreciate you working on it.

I texted ToN.

fjjdjrjjdjwj

Are we all good?

And does anyone need the session to be shorter than usual, since it is a different day?

I'm fine with whatever.

Ill let you know if I run out of genki

We worked out anime scheduling for today so we won't run into schedule conflicts.
We can run to 01:00 as long as you and Tony are good for it.

Okay!

there is a stinkbug in this room
send help

a stinkin stinkbug

they have a deep humming buzz
it's spooky if they pop up next to you

i am not familiar with this buzz actually

its not as high as a bee or wasp
it makes them sound a lot bigger than they are as a result which is why its spooky if they sneak up on you

You know, I want to say that the next 13th age campaign has a lesser chance of anything weird like penis demons but then I remember exactly what kind of crap we thought up in that world-making session and honestly it should probably be worse?

revolver ocelot is gonna be good

implying you will get past the cheetah-velociraptor hybrids

i'm a fun guy
i can do it

oh that's the race youre picking huh
ill have to make some fun homebrew

da infodumps

Hella jealous
Healous

i wonder what vv thinks of all this

I've been looking for a moment to interject.
He answered all my questions in his initial little speech though.

Wow, exciting.
I was worried I wouldn't answer all the questions so easily.

i will be right back in a few minutes
uno momento

"Willyou help me save America?"
"I dunno man are we getting paid?"

Isn't that a suitably American answer?

For better or for worse, probably

maybe if you're a peasant

called out

Inner city folks are the peasantry of the modern era, so it can't be helped.

poor vv is trapped by the meta

if there's any sort of deal like before youd like to strike with me about making explosives, please offer it to me

you want a deal? i got a fuckin' deal for you buster
two dollars in pennies and the longest piece a' string you can find in exchange for a grenade

also you can spend 2 /// 1 explosion for one large bomb or two smokebombs or whatever acid bombs whatever tiny bombs
or 2 explosion for a really big bomb

>really big bomb
oh you know me so well

Has that secret office compartment in Archibald's office been concealed this whole time?

I knew there was something going on with Samuel's body. I just failed my med rolls trying to check it out.

>>300205
yes

how big is the "really big" bomb

the kind that's used for mining i guess

Ooooohhhh
Ooooooooooooohhhhhhhh
let me just
spending 7 explosives for two of each tyoe
tyoe
type

roger dodger

VV has become such a psycho
Eldritch horrors really change a person

It's common sense to dispose of it before it becomes a monster and tries to eat us, isn't it?

I had a feeling something in there was going to be some kind of sentient.

beans

real human beans

of course it is
why cant we just be friends?

you can be friends with dangerous things
VV and felicity are friends with thomas for example

Dangerous things should be burned.

Thomas has like a 97% chance of never hurting VV or Felicity on purpose

Are you going to burn Thomas?

That's a very good idea now that I think about how many times he's tried to blow me up.

It's important to stay safe.

what a bizarre thing to say to another person

Nevermind that honesty assessment is supposed to only work on people.
Not really sure if something like that can really be considered a person anymore.

it's made of about 2 people so it's pretty much all human

why won't you help him

I assumed he moved into the main office hence the attempt to slam the door.

We can't help what we -when we don't know what helping is.
Why do people...or things that want help always assume the potential helpers telepathically understand what helping means.

I'm surprised they joined me on team "burn it" so easily.

I'm not.

Felicity is just tired.
Too much mental overwhelming these days.

whats in my bag kirara

how should i know you're supposed to look for something with preparedness

tehepero

YOU'RE GOING TO THROW A MOLOTOV INSIDE A HOUSE?

HAHAHAHHAHAHAHA

fucking madman

Oh well when we started talking about fire I was worried this chapter was going to end with us burning down the mansion.
Then my fears were relieved by Victoria was somewhat sensible about the whole burning predicament.

Now I'm back to being worried.

Also are we in the office, in the hall outside the office, or some combination of it?

In the office I believe

'Kay that's what I thought.
Making sure we're on the same page.

I envisioned this scene in the hallway personally but the office gives me more time to nab my things from the lab after i blast this fool.

wait i needed to beat his roll i bet

yeah

beans
do we have a hagunemnon with a molotov now

my god we do

Thomas will presumably finish his bombs when the party has a moment

oh fuck my sides

i didn't want it to be too spooky

How distracted is the meat

not at all

eff

your writing deserves an award

thanks

Also weren't Molotovs a WWII invention?

historical note: the term molotov didn't exist until 1940 or so yeah

but they were used prior to that
especially during mexican civil war in the 1910s

i love extendo-necks

is this a canonical relation to the extendo necks in the dream

no, i just love extendo-neck aesthetics for horror

What would I need for a dash at it to catch it off guard. Athletics?

athletics yeah
or you might be able to get it with scuffling

I'm hoping that this shrivelled piece is tiny.
Or at least small enough to pick up.
That's the feeling I'm getting at least.

did i miss something

>>300457
such as?

>>300455
you are correct

why is felicity's hand weird

it's the seed hand

oh right

ton always talks after the ED starts playing

Im the voice after the screen goes black before the ed

that's it for tonight

otsu

I was thinking the paper might save them from being a monster, but I guess in the end all we could do was burn them up.

Maybe if we were more arcanely-versed we could have saved him or at least made him die as a normal human bean and not a lump of flesh..

Maybe Hoover can save them.

They're already jerky!

Well, to be fair, Archie was always kind of a jerk.

Is turning into jerky any less arcane than turning into a weird owlman?
And in the end we were able to save Eddie from that fate.

Thomas would be okay with Archie returning to life
But he would also be okay ejthm
with him not