Thread #16741

It's time

yup
bloody didn't have any snacks aside from soup, which isn't really snack, that I dare to eat yet

Alrighty, you do the countdown when you're ready

3
2
1
days

I never got around to watching this
I watched The Grudge though

magnetic airwaves
hahaha

>>16747
grudge is less boring in a ay
this takes al ong time to kick into action

I'm fine with slow movies

Oh right all muh cute sadakos are on mu desktop

You will die in seven days
seven workdays or days?

What?

...shouldn't the phone ring right after she watches it?

I always wonder what if you say
toss the tv in a lake before she crawls out of it
or you know
don't OWN a tv?

Oh it's teasing these jumpscares

it is a western horror movie
of course it does
you ruin the actual build up if you always fake-out, though

...that's mildly concerning
And very inconvenient

Just take the power out

There ya go

!!

'Becca get the salt, we have a spooky boogy

Should get those pipes checked, too

wait wasn't it the blond who watched the tape and not the "becca"?

Yeah but I guess it's tryna spook her

Oh see there we go
>>16774
I guess so
But I mean, it'll find a monitor eventually

Oh another tv
so turning off the tv was a solid strategy

I never really find the japanese ghost concept scary
like how does it kill you and all that shit
and if it can kill you, vice versa
just kick its ass

sure the movies are good horror, but in terms of the threat being scary
naaah

It just does

"Other ways"
heh

also AIDEN
on scale of 1 to antichrist, that is quite on the anti-christ end

That's at least a 7

Isn't he a bit young to go "what?"
That's the kind of attitude you usually don't develop until near your teens, isn't it?

>The personal name Aodh means "fiery" and/or "bringer of fire" and was the name of a Celtic sun god (see Aed).
seriously
I'd say 9

also
the creepy kid calls his mom by her first name

Yeah we're already on a strong 9 here
He's also way too mature for a kid his age

was this ring or the Omen?
also he can tie his own tie...

This is ring

He's not just the antichrist
He's satan, his son and the unholy spirit all birthed as one child

Oh he knew her
I thought it was some other kid who died

>are you alright dave
>I lost my son, bitch WHAT DO YOU THINK

*daughter
why is daughter so long for fucks sake
and harder to write then son

And nobody even knows what she died of
She died of spooky ghost, but nobody knows that, and nobody has any idea how it happened

I propose son and dar

>>16789
you should watch anticrhist or whatever its name
the swarchzenegger

>>16795
I've already seen Antichrist

Oh then I have not seen the movie

Arnold punches the devil with his FIST

hmm oh yeah it was End of Days

I thought you meant the jap movie titled Antichrist

Which is a good movie, for the record

end of days is not that good of a movie, but it is amusing
I mean, you have satan vs arnold

Is the name "the ring" gonna be explained or is it literally just the shape of the well?

pretty much
i mean "ringu"
the name is just english cause english kakkoii

Oh it's just Japs using English words?
Fucking japs

But dude you can get rid of the spooky ghost by showing someone else the tape right?
A week should be plenty for roping some homeless guy into coming over and seeing a tape

Like, just break in somewhere, bring the TV to the bedroom, hold them at gunpoint and make them watch

in the original ringu the ghost didn't really kill you but you just died of fright
which is a heavy thing in many japanese horror stories dealing with "onryu" or vengeful spirits
but in the western remake the face is bit more than just "died of fright"

Punctual fucker, ain't he
The ghost

>seatle post-intelligent
heh
Post truth
post intelligent

so what if you watch it and don't have a phone?

I guess it informs you by snail mail
So you have a few business days extra of life

Odd way for a vengeful spirit to operate though
Why is watching the tape so bad you kill people a week later?

maybe nowadays it would be a facebook pm
or a whatsup

>>16823
maybe she actually doesn't kill just anyone, but anyone who thinks it is bad

>>16824
Or it would make you post a video you filmed on facebook without you wanting to

I wish there was new media horror that was actually good
the skype-facebook thing was a good idea but it was just crap
you just wanted them all to die and it wasn't scary
the idea was good, though
>>16831
It would make sense
her final life's work and everyone thinks it is shit and pretentious
and she goes all DIE DIE DIE

>>16826
>it kills people who didn't like its short art movie

>5 kids all died EXACTLY 1 week after watching this, for completely separate reasons
>I should watch it

What is this, the art movie in GTAV?

Oh it's a youtube poop
/x/ fodder

I'd rewatch it and go "I MUST KNOW"
also
>voicechat

HAHAHA
did you have the ring on?

Naw, it's turned off so I just got a notification

aww damn
All that effort wasted

The modern equivalent of the phone call would be like
A PM from some guy you don't know with a discord link

hey frasier

>>16840
/moe/ vocaroo

Yaknow this is when you go to the government and have them do something
Like fuck it, put you in Area 51 or something

You have PROOF something fucky is going on with you specifically

Hell, just call randi and get that million so you can fuck around for the next 7 days with no worries

go to the psychic organisation and say "i have power to make photographs of me turn shitty"
and claim the 1 million

You get randi to prove you can do it with any camera, you get the public believe your story
fuck around 1 week with the million and then die and have randi fix it in your memory
and save hoomin race from ghosts and become the one who proved that ghosts exist

>>16845
No no no
Right after winning the million, you show the tape to a random fan and you take off with the million

>>16846
Oh yeah
it is actually copy+show

>get the million
>how do you do it
>well actually I got the power by watching this tape
>show the tape to the testers (a copy)
and just walk out with a million

Copying it isn't hard

>>16849
No you need to show the tape to someone it doesn't matter if dies
And it can't be attributed to you

Yeah, a random fan
"Here watch this wacky movie I found by the way, it's how I feel about my psychic powers, sort of"

true dat
maybe give it to random fan as a gift like
"who comes here first gets a tape that might give you superpowers like mine"

"it opened my mind to the outer limits"

See she's watching it again

also the scary movie 3 tape is better

Oh shit the machine is on the fritz
That blows

shit the nuymbers went mooslim

>tfw suddenly and out of nowhere, your equipment turns islamic

oh yeah he shew the copy to him
so she is safe

>>16868
Clever girl

Are you safe if you watch it again?
Like are you vaccinated against spooky ghost?

I think you are
and I wonder is it watch whole or just part or just some critical part

Oh shit ex-bf has a new gf

Also I kinda never get was that guy the demon child's dad or not

So wait does the phone call tell you the mechanics, or do you just have to figure out that you gotta show a copy to someone?

Someone put that there
Which must have looked WEIRD to everyone around

Yeah the problem with the evil ghost plan is
NO ONE IS FIGURING THE PLAN
if she wants to spread her hate everywhere, she should have slapped it more obviously there

The ghost just wanted to create a real life chain mail, but forgot to tell people they gotta chain mail it

Dude there's the solution to our elderly wave
Show the tape in old people homes

Yup
not en masse just once a month to one geezer
and old geezers die of heart attacks all the time so...
it isn't even suspicious

Every now and then to the people who are kinda pointless
People without kids or close relatives\living friends

Man we should get into horror writing
state taking /making use of supernatural entities and shit to deal with unwanted population and dissidents
a communist superstate that abooses the supernatural

So what Hitler wanted
He was big into occult shit

Now the woman was "giirl yo watching PORN at work?"

Dude can't she just take the film out and go pic by pic?

OK that's somewhat concerning

>>16889
not with vhs really
the film it uses needs good amount of hardware to get the pic out

I love this part about horror movies
This is my favorite trope

No matter what kind of bullshit you're looking for, there's an entire book about that
"American Lighthouses"
Like how NICHE is that?

Umm
those do exist
there even is a norwegian light houses
>>16894
yeah it is ridiculous at times, but light houses
hell those are big shit for just photographers

Yeah but in Horror movies it gets ridiculous at times

And also there's an image from exactly the same angle and distance in the book?

>>16896
what I am more concerned, how there is just ONE lighthouse that looks like that...
they are quite similiar looking in general

How efficient are you to find all this info so fast
The Third Reich would have won overnight with someone THIS dedicated

EBOLA?

who says that...
like "hey you gonna die so stop buying cigs from our store"

OK but is nobody a little concerned his face is like that on the camera?

well security cameras are wonky at times

For one specific person in the whole store?

maybe the asian is just "damn western magick"

>>16905
Most likely "fucking jap tech. nobody likes the japs"

That was a good babysitter...
falling asleep

I never had a babysitter
I was expected to do what I was told, and I fucking did

What the heck is that

ayo call a psych ward or something
For all you know, you could be insane

OH GOOD THERE'S A SPOOKY CHILD LETS APPROACH

indeed

>>16908
same here

Yeah see now is when you stop hanging out at home, alone
And get some people to keep an eye on you
>>16914
I think the spooker spooked her in the dream, but it had real life effects too

so what the spook grabbed her and then made her go to bed
or was it ALL JUST A DREAM

Oh great the kid is watching the video

But she should be safe now right?

You gonna die in seven
HOLY SHIT LORD SATAN?

"I couldn't sleep so I will watch this random video"
really...
you are just trying to hire her

>>16917
Writing kids is HARD

especially creepy demon kids

Oh gee NOW you believe her?
>>16921
Wait they don't?
At all?

WHY
Y- YOU ESTABLISHED THIS AS A WAY TO TELL YOURE GONNA GET SPOOKED
Why aren't you checking if the kid is going to be spooked?

oh yueah that was the thing
WHY DIDNT THEY TAKE PHOTOS OF NOAH AFTER WATCHING IT?

oh so it was their son

>>16920
they didn't
that is like one big plot hole
"hey look this tape made myu face turn weird, watch it, oh you did, so let's not take pics of your face"

Oh
the kid doesn't know that it is his father
oh he does
and is just fucking around with him

fucking devil kid

Can we pause for a sec?
I gotta piss

kay 3
2
1
pause

k brb

Ok I'm back

okay ready
2
1
days

am

>when you lose your pets, so you lose your mind SO HARD, you make a haunted video tape that kills people

It is all about the horses
never trust the horses
eat all the horses

Isn't it weird how people always use the occult for like, last minute shit?
Barely anyone just summons a demon for laffos anymore

I will bring this paper that was made by our son to you in the middle of RAIN

>>16933
Yeah but if you do it for shits and giggles the movie isa comedy

Hey protip if you're haunted by a spooki demon
Stay close to other people

And also don't interact with animals
They are going to fucking end you

Bitch I am gonna bite you

HOW DARE YOU ASSUME MY GENDER

REEEEEEEEE

REEEHEHEHE

Who put those there like a shitty fense?

O W N E D

prometheus school of running away from thigs

its dead
horses can't swim really
also that close to the boat it just becomes yeah
minced meat

...why are you looking?
It doesn't matter, that thing died already, you don't have the means to rescue a horse from the water

This was an open and shut case the second the horse left the ground

but we needed to see the mincemeat

But this ghost is dead set on killing everyone on its list EXACTLY on time, right?
So this guy is safe until she dies, or is she safe now?
Do we know if she's safe?
Her picture is still fucked up, isn't it?

Yeah that is why I wonder if you shew it to 10k or more people at the same time
and one killing takes like 4 or so minutes
how long would it take her to kill them all?

I think the spooker spooks everyone simultaneously
Probably through elaborate spooky traps and stuff
Timed shit

I am just coincidentally holding this hook

So... so he knows about the spooking?

Prolly made the first copy

Oh yeah
Who would the first one to watch it be, if not him

He must know she watched it though
So is he just telling her to let it happen and die?

yup
I mean why else would she be there

Also if you just watch the tape frame by frame, do you still get spooked?
What if you watch it backwards, or sped up?

or a third today
third day after
and final part after that
do you then get killed a third of you at a time?

What if you just watch most of it, but the power goes out and you forget?

I guess the spooker might make you a vegetable

IT SPREADS
seriously
anyone who is drawing like that is the devil

He really enjoys circles

Terrific

Darby
the retard son of devil

Autistic people are always the spookiest part because they know things

Who is she, Obi Chan Kenobi?

Maybe
adopted devil girl
and with a real legit name of Samara

Things
Horrible things!

Seriously, this movie is actually about devil kids and Aiden the antichrist is just trying to unleash samara on the world

It means one person's problem affects everyone, you dumb, blonde bitch

hahaha
that was refreshing

"I just work here and don't care, as long as you don't mess shit up
I'll let you see it so you are off my hair and I can go back to watching TV"
seriously, that is so realistic portrayal of people in those kind of jobs

Oh good yeah look at the mirror
No spook may come from this

It's not a little bit noteworthy to her that the thing she was PUKING OUT was in that thing?
Like the thread with the thingie

oh it was the centipede of stringmusic

Is this footage from MK ULTRA?

my psuychic power is making film

She's about to be
THUNDERSPOOKED

What's the smoke coming up from her lap?

cigarette of the interviewer

Ah

what a suicide machine

And this is why men have a higher success rate when committing suicide
We fucking MEAN IT

Yeah
>woman>
drop a toaster into bathtub, nothing happnes
>maN
builds an over the top death machine

You're gonna RESCUE THE SPOOKY GHOST DEMON CHILD?

Ey bring a gun

Don't stand so close to the edge

yup
but really
where did samara come from then?

Same place as Alluka

fucking devil kids
also a movie about some organisation mass producing them would be quite amusing

I'd do it
Would put this on torrent
Hack into a newsbroadcast and broadcast it

For laughs

Also I'd have loved a cut of this movie where they backed off the edge
and died
I mean seriously, they blindly backed on a platform they aren't familiar with
with an open edge to some 4-5m drop

So she's alright

Oh cool there's a hole

Oh it's
THE RING

wow that much moisture damage and oyu let people sleep there?

FREE MARKET CAPITALISM BABY

Don't worry you turned off the tv
and smartphones aren't a thing yet so
no mini-samara

It killed a guy in a car too, so it doesn't need a monitor I guess

Man, I wish I could draw
a webcomic about state supernatural department that deals and captures and KILLS people with these things
would be fun
a good platform to make fun of horror and autism about this crap

>>17028
maybe he ran to the vechile

A malevolent SCP

>>17030
It was a car crash, so
I think naw

Imagine if that hit her in the head, you BITCH

But she was safe?

yeah you can easily fall into a well after getting hit by an old heavy tv
and hitting the walls of the well several times on the way down
and be all "meh"

No I mean she showed the tape
She should be off the hook?

also beebs

>>17037
hmm maybe sammi is trying to get found ya know

Or maybe it keeps doin shit to you, but not killing you

Like "damn mooks they can't even figure out what my message is
YOU COPY THE TAPE that is what the fly implies
damn plebs can't even art"

oh good

notice the film breaking in the "flashback"
nice detail

OK but why is she killing people

hey that is not what some 30 year old corpse looks like

>>17053
see she just wanted to be found but rachel is safe

I feel there are better ways to be found

well she is autistic demon child
what do you think

And Semara kills people via spooky ghost magic

It's basically the same thing

What?
You can go on for more than 7 days
7 days is water

little girl
cold
in water

nd who sleeps on the floor like that ffs
fucking satanspawn

Kids

So he'll die anyway I assume

and appatment 601
why not just 616

oh right the shower hand was grudge

>shower drain
Was that a hair thing?

"Naw, kid, I found her and she disintegrated into gray sludge in my hands"
"It was really pretty fucking trippy"

Like if you knew this muc WHY DIDN'T YOU SAY
fucking demon child
you just play like a good kid but this was your plan

Also what the fuck does it matter?
...
No seriously, what does this matter?

also
remove the kid from the movie
nothing changes...
this is stephen king level useless psychic kid

No listen
Remove the entire plot of her going to get Samera

...nothing is different
Freeing her doesn't seem to have made any changes to the situation

that too

>>17090
well it works as a good twistish story
instead of helping a poor cursed girl she just wanted to be free

It's a thing for the characters to do, but it didn't actually... do anything?
It didn't help them
But Samera was gonna ice both of these two jokers anyway

I'd kick the tv into pieces if I sawa that

Well that's mildly terrifying

H-HAYAI!

But why does she wanna kill him tho

well he watched the tape
it was 7th day

Yeah but I mean
...why

¨This movie doesn't make any goddamn sense to me anymore

cause she can

that is why japanese horror remakes don't make sense
our ghosts and demons are different
for japs the onryuu kills people because onryuu makes sense
it is part of their culture
but for us
nah
we need to know why

It's more that the movie acts as though there IS a reason why

Also that's not a fitting scream for seeing someone you assumed was dead... be dead

yeah and you couldä've shown the body
and also real nice of samara to put him back on the chair

Yeah she's real considerate for a murder demon ghost

Might I suggest taking a hammer to the TV.... blonde whose name we've hear three times
Rachel?

THE SPOOKSTER IS BEHIND HER
Oh it's the tape

Oh his face was a bit messed up

So what if you upload it to the web?

So why are they watching the tape?
Are they making a copy?

copy

is the studio where she made the copy

basically pop made the original video and left it at the motel
most likely built the house on the well or shit
>>17123
yeah
this barely is scary
it has some good cinematography but that is pretty much all
the acting isn't that good
the plot is pointless
and in the end it was all pointless
and the movie is pointlessly long at 1:50

For such a cult classic, EVERYTHING but the premise was poorly executed

It's not even about the scary factor, it's just... so poorly done because nothing in the movie feels like it has a purpose in the movie
NOTHING the characters did seemed to have an impact on the future at all

This is like that Nic Cage movie where he tries to save the children being taken by the aliens and shit
Fuck if I remember what it was called, but the point is NOTHING done throughout this movie mattered for the conclusion
They could just as well have all sat on a couch and nothing would have changed

and then solar flare

>>17124
yeah we didn't even get any answers really
even if it was the "you all die anyhow" horror thing
if there was some story told proper, it wouldnä't matter
but this really didn't rely the story either

like why did samara need to be freed?
what did finding her body matter?
if she requires people to spread her video, why not make it more obvious
and so on

Like Semara is free now, but what does that entail?
It didn't seem to change her method of attack

And if she still needs it spread, why did she wanna be freed?
She's still locked to the mechanics of not-free-Semara

Like the "is free" would've made more sense if the kids from before had died like
one ran under a car
one did suicide
one fell down stairs
and shit
like she didn't kill them just frighten
and now that she was free she could ACTUALLY kill people
and not just spook

yeah, everyone safe is now not safe

I assume the jap version is better

But this was a disappointment, I gotta say

Dnno, maybe it is just more compact and direct to the point
and not overtly long with useless devil kid

>>17133
that is what I felt the first time I saw this and so I feel again
atleast grudge has some good scares

Like this movie is SO hyped up, and 0 of the plot matters to the plot of the movie
What the fuck

Who approved this

It was hyped because it was the first hollywood jhorror adaption
grudge was actually quite scary and the follow ups were just bad
like dark water and one missed call and so on

but ring being the first of its kind most likely spooped the stupid american audience who are used to
BLAAH MONSTGER