Thread #156004

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#ComeyDay is the tag I think
It's trending

inb4 it'sfuckingnothing.gif

>>156033
already reaf /// read the statement
it's so much

gonna have a #ComeyDay column up with only verified users so i can comment effectively

rumors that trump may livetweet the hearing but i don't think he will

STAATO

She's from 60 minutes isn't she?

yeah

From isn't even the right word
She basically IS 60 minutes

i am so hype for this
james comey is my hero
i love that man so much

>asking the law enforcement to be loyal to a president rather than the country\office is appropriate
No
That's actually what fascism is

look at all of those photographers

LOUISE MENSCH IN THE COMEYDAY TIMELINE

i wonder how many delusions she's going to give after this

Holy shit I should open a column just for her hot takes

burr looks smug as shit

>>156061
i have a mensch and trump column
one for each

Tweetdeck needs virtual desktops
So you can have your day to day, but also some other ones set up

Whoever becomes the next FBI person should record literally every interaction with Trump, I swear to god

>>156065
there's probably not going to be a next one during trump's admin

INCLUDING tiny shit like going out for a hot dog

can't wait to hear comey's voice
he has a good voice

Trump hasn't tweeted all day

they probably took his phone

Hahah it wouldn't surprise me
If he handles this poorly he's gonna get destroyed

he's gonna handle it poorly
lets be fair

Oh yeah, no way is he gonna handle it well
But if he fucks up DURING the hearing when everyone's paying attention it's gonna be worse

yeah but he could also do something stupid that's unrelated to get everyone's attention

e.g.
what if we sent an aircraft carrier to qatar

Is that \\\ nevermind that's not Comey
THAT'S comey

comey is so composed
he's so cool
i'm kyaaing so hard

it's not about the elction... it's about WHAT RUSSIA DID TO THE ELECTION

ONLINE CYBER RAIDS

lol was typing too fast and did #ComeyRaid

Hahah

the live CC is on point
i should get a stenotype thing

Mr Commie

that fuckin press mosh pit
holy crap

i wish i were there
i would get so many pictures of comey
comey would probably get creeped out by me

"director comey i love you"
"i'm not director anymore"
"you're always going to be the director of my heart kyun"

I can't believe how much of a mess the Trump white house is

isn't it amazing

>this is not fakenews

OATH TIME

fucking hell i wanna hear his voice

fuck he's so cool

the sound of all those cameras at swear-in
it was like a million mouse traps flipping at once

i love his voice

NOT GONNA REPEAT IT

What a man

look at his eyes man

it was pretty fucked up that trump didn't even call comey to fire him

Yeah holy shit

i love the way he talks
he's like one of the most powerful people

Are those people in the back tweeting or taking notes?

haha they're taking notes
they're part of the media teams that the cameramen are with

AH
Wow all capps

a whole buncha reasons

THEYRE WRITING FAKE NEWS

nobody talks shit about comey

true
FBI is honest and strong

Stronk

i want you back comey

comey changed the FBI so much

he moved them from 1950 to 2010

HOLY SHIT

BOMBSHELLS

well then

Trying to keep an eye on the comeyday column is impossible

look at burr's face as he starts getting answers he didn't want

he voice got slower too

that's a stupid question burr

dudn't

STEELE DOSSIER
TALKIN ABOUT THE TRUMP WATERSPORTS LEAK

oh fuck
based comey

even as a private citizen he's so professional
i love comey so much

He takes it very seriously

burr has resting smugface

yeah he does

>>156123
comey is really cool
apparently he's really funny in private when he's not in professional mode

i've never heard anyone in the fbi say a single bad thing about comey

bufferiiing

hahaha

I'm surprised he only wrote it down
I would have had a mic

you can't just go into a meeting with the president and record it without the president knowing

Even in like, personal things like dinners or whatever?

yeah

Hm

I guess that makes sense, all things considered

>No Mensch hot takes

Absolute travesty

See the problem is Trump can just deny all of this and there's no way to prove it

but it won't matter because nobody trusts trump

and classified memos are legal documents

>>156138
Sure but the legal system doesn't really work that way, does it?
It's one guy's memo's against another guy's words, at the end of the day

comey's memos are legal documents so they trump trump's words

But there's no way to verify they're true other than trusting Comey
I don't doubt it, but I mean some part of this seems dicey and dangerous to me

congress would be the ones that decide which one is true

considering trump's story will change a few times, comey's story is the trustworthy one

Yeah
And if nothing else, nothing will verifiably contradict Comey's story
A lot of things will contradict Trump's story, such as Trump's story

>>156143
what are the #thursdaythoughts ?

Probably an even more normie version of shower thoughts

>>156145
it trends every thursday and it's just like banal normie >>156146

oh lame

I actually had a brief twitter convo with a real normie the other day
It was like
>article is posted
>I just chime in to say the translation (cause it was swedish) was accurate
>person says I can't be trusted because of my bio
>I say they should find someone else to verify it in that case, cause I mean... it was accurate
>person says even if the translation is accurate, that doesn't mean it's true to begin with
>it was an SVT article about a government decision

Why are normies such morons
SVT isn't gonna lie about the government doing some publicly verifiable thing
SVT IS the government

breaking news comey beaten by parents

haha
i'm gonna tweet that

>>156150
and the guy's just like "That's obvious" and comey had a really brief disgruntled look

Comey's great
I already really like him
He seems so perfect

comey is my favorite person in the entire government
well
was

He might get the job back if Trump gets ditched
It'd be a nobrainer move for the next president to give him the job back, because it'll be a super popular move

i think he should
i want him to
it'd be good for me professionally too

i might be able to meet comey this or next year
this year for sure if he becomes direvtor again

The dumb part is that you can't really convey tone correctly in writing, and tone is very important

So much "canät say in a public space in this thing"

>>156160
Well they're discussing an investigation into whether the president is a foreign actor

He's the former FBI director

He's still subject to classification laws and NDAs

Even if he wasn't, he'd probably prefer not to discuss that stuff openly
He strikes me as that kind of person
Unless ordered to

Yeah, he would never do anything that could jeopardize any FBI investigation

God that suit is fucking awful

lol feinstein

>>156166
it's such a shit pattern/color scheme
>I need to wear something that will eyerape anyone who looks at me

>Yeah, but is it a crime to hope?
This fucking guy

>>156169
>>>/@koumeposter/872829022601969665

feinstein is like 90 years old legit

>>156171
fuckin nice

WHY ISNT THE STRIPING AT LEAST UNIFORMLY VERTICAL?

Eichenwald is gonna fucking sue somebody

>>156172
for real?
she looks way younger

>someone gave Senator Feinstein a pearl necklace

>>156175
i think she's 84 or 85 actually

oh she's 83

comey is kinda in the "classically handsome" category
though since he isn't hollywood, he looks his age

would've put her at 70-75

holy shit i pulled it back up
my eyes i'm gonna seize
i'm gonna sue her for wearing that shirt

Comey could be an actor

comey could be james bond

I don't think he would be able to play James Bond convincingly

if he was british yeah

is that the witch from harry potter?
haha
>>156186
;_;

IF I WERE STRONGER

>>156185
YEAH
that was who I thought of!

>>156185
>>156185
>>156185

haha
fuck
"lord i hope there are tapes"

remember that rumor that comey once hid behind curtains to avoid trump?

she definitely looks like that nazi-headmaster or something

>>156191
That's just how old women look

Nah

old jewish women tend to look like that tbh

I think comey has some colouring in his hair
it looks like it atleast

>>156190
Hahah oh my god it's all coming together

the curtain rumor was actually true apparently
or at least a lot of people in the FBI think it was

>>156197
But did trump find him?

NEVER SPOKE AGAIN

a slightly cowardly way

he seems very honest

The man lacks pretentiousness entirely

he looks like he hasn't slept in a week

>>156201
i think comey is really honest

>>156203
I'd probably be dealing with it worse than just not sleeping if I were in his position
that's a lot of pressure

I bet Trump legit thought the "He is a good guy" thing would be the nail in the coffin for Comey if it's on tape and got out
Because Trump is legitimately fucking stupid

>>156205
I'd be hangover or drunk there

what an election
both lead candidates turn out to be raelly of failing health and of ill mind

I think there should be a maximum age to some political positions

>>156208
trump, hillary, and bernie were all 70+

>comey might not even have taken this anywhere if Trump hadn't suggested there possibly being tapes
Oh my GOOOOOD

>>156211
past retirement age...
Maybe you could be a senator maybe not
maybe atleast continue being one

but HEAD OF STATE AND GOVERNMENT
nope

RUBIO FUCK OFF YOU SHIT

DO YOUR FUCKING JOB RUBIO

Rubio's ears look fucking weird
They have an ODD SHAPE

he has massive ears

I like his tie

and a tiny head

It's not even the size, it's just their shape is so weird
Like they're in an old video game

>>156219
HE IS A GOBLIN

rubio is probably a goblin
he's the most

CAPTAIN COURAGEOUS

>>156222
>>156222
>>156222

His face is a rectangular box, and his ears are bat wings
He's a WEIRD looking man

rubio is really pathetic
he put signs up everywhere that said FLORIDA IS RUBIO COUNTRY
and lost every single district except miami

is that a tie kerchief in his pocket
or is he keeping some file there, so he can pull it out dramatically?

>>156225
That's beautiful to be completely honest

he isn't even letting him finish his answers

>>156226
>suit kerchief

rubio skips like half of the votes he's supposed to go to
he literally does not do his job

Sounds like a crook

he's basically a crook

>>156230
Seems like an eu politician

Yeah but EU people aren't elected

MEPs are

You should look at some of the gatherings of euro parlament
some refugee/immigration sitting had maybe 10 people present
10 out of what
500?

I'll look into how the EU's run once it crumbles and we can all just look back at it like we do other failed regimes

KILL YOURSELF RUBIO

>so out of context I didn't have a clear view of what it was
read
>ain't no one can figure out what this dude is talking about

>he has tiger stripe glasses

those are new glasses too

is rubio secretly a 60 year old woman?

He doesn't even need them what the fuck
HE TOOK THEM OFF

why does he keep putting them on if he isn't using them

>>156245
reading glasses I guess
they definitely have a prescription at the very least

>>156240
this twitter trending?
surprising that they allowed comedya there

marco quit flailing your hands

>>156247
Oh yeah, that might be it
It just seems weird to take them off during this, he's gonna need them again

>>156248
for US
here's worldwide

someone give this young man a fidget spinner so he can stop fidgeting

>>156251
ALLAAAHUUU

>>156250
yeah, I think he's just really agitated

>>156253
top trending twitter tags worldwide is usually in arabic yeah

I'd guess that is something to do with ramadan, though
but twitter trending isn't really legitimate, since they censor it

wyden's lisp

ssssssssssstinks

it'sh very dishtracting

haha goddamnit

I don't like how this guy talks

he looks like a bird

me neither

Is like he has made his speechpattern be
>I have a lisp LIVE WITH IT BITCH

Ronald Lee Wyden is the senior United States Senator for Oregon, serving since 1996, and a member of the Democratic Party. He previously served in the United States House of Representatives from 1981 to 1996. Wikipedia

it's not even the lisp, it's how he enunciates
like sk said comey seems to have 0 pretentiousness and this guy is the exact opposite

he reminds me of Mr Smith from Matrix

Vulture
he looks like vulture
that guy could play vulture in the spiderman movie, if they went with the "odl man steals youth" storyline

holy crap his congressional photo

haha

>>156269
photoshop much...

Crack theory: American voters inherently trust you more if you look like a vampire

>>156269
>not changing your profile picture for 20 years

he looks like he's trying really hard to look human

>>156272
cruz didn't become president

wow timed my shopping trip well
now it rains cats and dogs

>>156275
Well it's not gonna guarantee you the win
Especially if you're also actually insane

>>156275
hillary and trump look more zombie?

But then what about bernie...

Wyden was born Ronald Lee Wyden in Wichita, Kansas, the son of Edith (née Rosenow) and Peter H. Wyden (originally Weidenreich, 1923–1998),[1] both of whom were Jewish and had fled Nazi Germany.[2] Wyden grew up in Palo Alto, California, where he played basketball for Palo Alto High School.[3]

oh shit this guy went to the same highschool as Fish

Bernie looks like what he is
A socialist upset about the US' hardcore crony capitalism

>>156279
>weidenreich

bernie looks like a grandpa

like, the essence of grandfather

seriously wyden's pronounciation of words is just weird
it is like
"me an good Hugh Man"

>While teaching gerontology at several Oregon universities, Wyden founded the Oregon chapter of the Gray Panthers, which he led from 1974 to 1980. Wyden also served as the director of the Oregon Legal Services Center for Elderly, a nonprofit law service.

What's the gray panthers?
Intersectional black panthers?

Maybe it is a senior panthers thing
a senior basketball group?

Honestly if I was this guy I'd just avoid using too many words with S
Like I get he can't help it, but he's gotta be a little bit self conscious about it, right?

>a series of multi-generational local advocacy networks in the United States which confront ageism and many other social justice issues
>>156287
pretty much spot on, black panthers but for old people

haha

old power!

US sports teams of anykind had fucking cool beanies in the 90s
I think I owned like 10

arthritis!

>>156288
i googled his lisp and there are forums from 2005 with people making fun of it lol

Credit to him for powering through that, I guess
Gotta be hard to get elected with a lisp

Somehow it seems like comey takes an extra second or so to answer with this guy speaking

he's asking a bunch of questions that comey can't answer

IS THIS WOMAN ACTUALLY GLADOS?

holy shit she sounds like old glados

>>156297
was more mocking his lisp

>>156298
oh god

look at that nose

clone

>me robot am good hughie woman

microsoft sam v2.0.1

With these kind of people in power, no wonder you have those reptilian theories...

MicroSoft. Collins

>>156305
Yeah holy shit

>>156306
Dolan Pls, not in the butt

Goblin, followed by vulture-vamprie, followed by a computer voice program

She sounds like she's really cold

wtf is her voice

Maybe she's got some sort of illness?
All your congresspeople are really old, so it wouldn't be surprising for them to have some illnesses due to age

she keeps jiggling her head like a malfunctioning machine

a lot of people have that problem
it's a nervous condition
like literally the nerves, not being nervous

she does seem to have some kind of tremor

i think she's malfunctioning

Soon //she will get taken out soon and rebooted
>collins.exe has crashed

>Collins supported Trump's decision to fire FBI Director James Comey.[28]
hmm

thinking

>>156316
yeah she wanted him to herself, look at the way she's looking at him
err meant to quote this >>156318
>>156316
she's malfunctioning because comey is making her overheat

yeah definitely

but who can blame her

>>>/@congressedits/872831021162659841

>>156322
oh fuck

>>156322
how deep does it go?

>>>/@rink_stats/872831821003841536
lol nice

>>156322
>there isn't even anything more than JUST his name

>>156325
>someone is shitposting from the House RIGHT NOW

>>156325
hahaha fuck
that's amazing

>you went to attorney general sessions and told him "don't ever leave me alone"
how romatikku

the with him ruined it

don't ever leave me*

>memorializing the conversation

he already answered that question you witch

Asking the same question more than once during a hearing is valid in my opinion
But I bet she also just wants to look good for her voters

Her memory is prolly corrupted so she can'
t recall thath appening.

>>156334
encouraged I think

that guy behind her looks like he has a stain on his shirt that he's trying to hide with his tie

the woman in red behind him keeps biting her fingernails

yellow/blue tie's tie is so crooked
to the right of cmey

IT IS GOLD AND BLACK
or whatever that meme was

>>156339
yeah that looks so rushed
like he did it real rush and din't have time to adjust it proper

blue/black vs. gold/cream

>>156341
i can't tell who it is but it almost looks like paul ryan
i don't think it is though

I wonder will we ever learn what russia actually did

comey said they definitely hacked us but didn't influence the actual votes

probably never

>>156345'
the dnc hack or whatever atleast was traced to russia ,but
it could be vpn, or just random russian hacker
there are non-gov related people doing shit there too

I think between all of the US' intelligence services, they would know the difference between Ivan's basement\a VPN and the Kremlin

>>156348
Well the actual russian troll/hack squads aren't in kremlin, though
One such is in Petersburg, I once entertained the thought of getting a job there
but..
>need to speakr ussia

haha
i love comey so much

nice

i wish that i was as cool as comey

Right wing twitter is predictably not very happy about Comey's testimony here

comey became a prosecutor because he almost got raped once
by a named rapist
the RAMSEY RAPIST

>>156354
>named racist
A MAIN CHARACTER?

>>156354
>raped by a game of thrones character

the ramsey rapist broke into comey's home and held him and his brother at gunpoint for a while

wow a real life origin story

HAHAHAHAH
the reporters
like cockroaches swarming around on the ground

they escaped from the rapist by locking themselves in a bathroom and escaping through the window

sen blunt something something weed

>>156360
I can't tell if this is a joke or if Comey is an ation chero

after they escaped, the rapist chased them outside
and they ran back inside and locked the doors and called the police

>>156361
I made a tweet about Kushner along these veins

Now if comey says
>let me be blunt

>>156362
i'm 100% serious

i know comey's lifestory man

i was once asked to stalk comey's family and when i did i learned like everything about him that i could and totally fell for him
no homo

what a guy

>>156367
a little homo*

>the woman behind blunt is just phoning

yeah maybe a little

tell me more about the logan act

She's shitposting RIGHT NOW

BUFFERING

>>156372
logan act gives rules to sentencing and fines for citizens that negotiate with foreign governments when they aren't authorized to

>>156375
seems like a bit broad law

well it's from like literally 1790 or something

>let me make one other point
>still hasn't made a point

well asl ong as the authorized part is "is in a post where you shouldn't"
is understood it won't be a problem
but that loose wording could turn it into a vague shitter law

I think it's supposed to be broad
Because it's fucking treason we're talking about

You can't have fucking loopholes in treason legislation

nobody has ever been prosecuted for it so

>>156381
yeah, but say applying for a job in foreign government and getting it
is not really treason as a private citizen

Yeah but the government isn't likely to bother a small guy for no reason
And if you're a big guy, there might actually be something here

>>156384
Indeed, but that is my poitn with the "broadness" of it
because it isn't that specifically worder, with just minor change, youc ould make it to apply to any private individual dealing with any foreign government facility.

The Logan Act (1 Stat. 613, 18 U.S.C. § 953, enacted January 30, 1799) is a United States federal law that details the fine and/or imprisonment of unauthorized citizens who negotiate with foreign governments having a dispute with the United States.

Well it does detail it

>you wrote a memo on this why would you share classified info
>it wasn't classified

>>156388
rekt

he tried hard and got nowhere

KING
THE STRONGEST HERO

that mustache
is this the 80s

if it was thinner, he'd be on some pedophile list

HIS NAME IS ANGUS KING

LISTEN
THAT'S THE KING ENGINE RUMBLING

and from MAINE

he's the fucking burger king

>he's an opportunist
nice

his posture is weird
or his suit is just somehow weirdly on him

haha
i love comey

I feel like I've seen Manchin before and he was a cool guy

lol

>that is one of the all time excuses for breaking a date

I really like how careful Comey is with his words

comey doesn't have a lapel pin

i wonder if he kept his FBI lapel pins
i've worn FBI lapel pins

>>156405
wow
unbleached teeth on a public figure

i guess i was representing FBI at that time so it was different

He kinda looks like more of a ranch owner
than a senator

>Political party Independent (1993–present)

wow they're coupling

imagine if he'd been like nice coupling mr comey

haha

This guy seems like another one of the good guys in the US government
I don't know if he's actually horribly partisan or not, but he doe-
Oh
Well that makes sense then
It's like you can SMELL independents because they're good human beings

probably because he's independent like bernie

>>156414
he's independent yeah

Inmdependents are rarely carreer politicians
even if they make a carreer out of it

this guy's congressional photo is scary

He looks like a potentional serial killer

he looks like someone that would get casted as a serial killer in a movie

he has that "intense stare" brows
and then the usual "villain nose"
and the thin gaunt face

and the slightly pointy ears don't help ata ll

oil went down like $2 since yesterday hmm

>>156424
Curious
would think it would have spiked up what with the Quatar situation

i see
it's because the US DOS got updated

>140 word expressions
I know he meant tweets, but they're not 140 words

>>156427
I like that term though
I think I will call tweets 140 word expressions henceforth

140 character expressions is more accurate

yeah character
and it is mroe mouthy that way

US DOS for crude went up quite a bit
maybe more production in response to qatar

Is Lankford that guy moon linked a youtube of being real angry about something?

no, that was someone else

Looks similar

also
lankford
>lanky

this guy will most likely look like "fake-human" in 20 or so years, if he is still in politics

>if
He seems to be a democrat, so

Senator Lankford is Republican

Oh damn

comey has a beautiful smile no homo

quite toothy

this guy looks russian

I should get a new digital watch
the ticking drives me fucking insane when I sit certain ways

Joseph Manchin III /ˈmæntʃᵻn/ (born August 24, 1947)[1] is the senior United States Senator from West Virginia. Manchin, a member of the Democratic Party, served as the 34th Governor of West Virginia from 2005 to 2010 and the Secretary of State of West Virginia from 2001 to 2005.

Oh, that guy was King, not Manchin?
The plackards confused me big time

>>156444
Bipartisan apparently

also checkoslovakin/italian ancestry

>>156446
lankford spoke last and king was the dude with porno mustache

Yeah I thought the independent guy was Manchin

King was Senator Ranchman

SEE THEY SIT AT A CORNER AND THE CAMERA ALWAYS SHOWS THE WRONG ONE

he's got a DOJ coffee cub

cup

>Manchin was the only Democrat to vote in confirmation of controversial Trump cabinet appointees Jeff Sessions[82] and Steven Mnuchin,[83] one of two Democrats who voted to confirm Scott Pruitt as EPA Administrator, and one of three who voted to confirm Rex Tillerson.[84]

i wonder how long this will go on
i thought it'd end at noon

>>156455
Didn't they say a closed meeting to begin at 13?

>>156455
I'm having trouble staying awake
I normally go to sleep three hours ago

>>156456
yeah

How's it looking lads

was hoping that this would end early-ish so i could shower before classes

comey is the hero we deserve

man that was somewhat painfully awkward
manchey here trying to drive a pro-clinton idea there

>>156459
see >>156461

>>156460
go to shower while listening on phone

>>156464
i can't shower with comey talking who knows what will happen kyaa

So predictions on Trump's future based on this, anyone?
I don't actually see him being ousted

>>156465
you'll be extra clean

>>156466
I doubt nothing will change yet

wow

>>156466
i think trump will just continue to sink
FBI is probably going to open an investigation into obstruction of justice

>mister commie

I think they need some evidence to back COmey up
like the tapes and such

>>156469
ri.p .scoobs

FBI may have already opened an investigation
i wouldn't know since nobody talks about ongoing investigations

FBI will open investigation to find out who edited the obstruction of justice wiki page

>>156471
Trump teasing the idea of tapes might in itself be enough for an investigation, really

>>156474
and then shake their hand

comey is so cool

Great guy
I really like how much trust he has in the system
I adore it

He's the kind of person I wanna be

I think we will know more once the closed meeting finishes

Wonder how Obama feels

Obama is laffing through all of this

>>156481
obama is hanging out with "Justin from Canada" as trump calls him

>>156481
shitposting with iden

biden

BIEBER?

Honestly Obama should use his status to meet with Bieber and embarass him
That's what I would want to do

Just for the hell of it
No ulterior motive beyond just doing it

senator tom cotton looks so weird

>>156488
how so?

>>156489
>>156480
look at his weird ass neck

>>156487
bieber is like, soooo last decade

He looks like one of the most normal politicians here so far honestly
He looks normal to me

he's got a fuckin snake neck

>>156490
holy shit
yeah it doesn't show that bad in the stream

looks like his neck can stretch

>>156480
Oh god hold on I have a
ONE SEC

oh no

>>156495
clone

>>156498
>>156498
>>156498

cotton doesn't know what to do with his hands

I didn't find the exact image I wanted but here's something that's basically the same

>>156501
yeah that's exactly tom cotton

>>156501
140 character express it with #cotton or something

ZOOP

Rare image of Tom #Cotton in the wild
#ComeyDay

Going with that text
Unless there's better wordings of it

what was that
senator hearing CHosfhkahntjkmmie

>kamala harris

Went with that

kamala means terrible in finnish
i think kamala harris even is one really bad translation of dirty harry

Kamalaharris sounds like it would be a Finnish word

>Harris was elected California's Attorney General in 2010 and re-elected in 2014.[2][3] Harris was the first woman,[4] the first Jamaican American, the first Asian American, the first Indian American, and the first African American attorney general in California.

>>156511
the what now..
how areyou all of those exactly
I bet she is demcorat

this lady is diversity

>>156511
Look you don't get to do this
You don't get to claim every single protein of your genes as a separate race
Not just for the sake of being "the first x", at least

Harris was born in Oakland, California. She is the daughter of an Indian mother, Dr. Shyamala Gopalan Harris, a breast cancer researcher, who emigrated from Chennai, India, in 1960,[7] and an African-American father, Donald Harris, a Stanford University economics professor.[12] She has one younger sister, Maya, a lawyer and public policy advocate, who later married Tony West, a former Associate Attorney General of the United States.[13]

not sure where asian comes from

India's... technically Asia isn't it?

It's like how every terrorist in the UK is an Asian

INDIA IS IN ASIA

But yeah in terms of asian-american, that usually refers to pacific bordering countries

you can't fucking be asian-american and indian-american
you don't get two categories for the same thing

>>156520
She's Asian american but Indian american specifically

She's californian, I bet it was just a political strategy to get elected
Slap enough minorities on your resume and you win

Well the minorities need to be the right ones

>Harris is opposed to the death penalty but has said that she would review each case individually.
i will be the judge

>>156524
You're not fucking against it then, are you

Yeah that is a binary subject
you either are for it
or against it

"I'm against capital punishment except when I'm not"

American 2party politicians are actually the worst

comey is so fucking chill

he made a quite good trump shrug there

Sarah Huckabee Sanders: "It’s a regular Thursday at the White House. We’re carrying on."
lol

I was actually wondering why Huckabee didn't get more shit about that Hillary slavery thing, but then I remembered he's retired anyway

haha

This guy seems like a crook

yeah
his words are very careful

he's making sure they can argue there's no obstruction of justice

he has a real planned script here

>Cornyn was one of 22 senators to sign a letter to President Donald Trump urging the President to have the United States withdraw from the Paris Agreement. According to the Center for Responsive Politics, Cornyn has received over $1 million from the oil and gas industry since 2012.[40]
yup
crook

I don't really understand taking bribes and such as a top politician
you already get a huge wage and have a good chance of legally without endangering your campaign and rpomises
to get into good money
then why do something as shady as >>156539 this?

Accepting a bribe means more will come your way
Accepting a bribe means you'll win the next election

Because if not you, they'll throw it at a different guy and he'll win instead of you

>Cornyn was ranked by National Journal as the fourteenth-most conservative United States Senator in their 2013 rankings.[34] He was considered by The Dallas Morning News to be a reliable ally of former President George W. Bush on most issues.[35]

>>156540
Campaigns and promises are just a means to shady deals

There should be a law that requires politicians to stick to their campaign promises
and if they don't
they don't get paid

lobbying should be illegal

that too

>>156544
That law would be so fucking bad in practice, it's unreal

anything resembling lobbying should be illegal too

>>156547
yeah there is no way to make it work
but it is a good ideal

if a guy that works for BP gives you $1 for the vending machine you should be fined for it if you're an elected official

No I mean even if you made it work
MAKING IT WORK is what would be bad

if a guy that works for BP gives you $5 for the bus fair and you're an elected official you should be EXECUTED

If you get money or valuables from anywhere other than your salary as a politician you should be treated as a fucking traitor

can't make it
go on without me

>>156554
*dead soldier trumpet

>>156554
no i know you can do it

mr reed
this guy looks mafia

He's definitely at least related to someone in the mafia

reed is powerful, he almost became Obama's VP
has been considered for secdef

You can kinda instantly spot the shadieier politicians, cause they are pushing a clear party agenda

yeah definitely

Abolish political parties

i bet trump is gonna say that comey can't be trusted and call him a whiner

"crazy comey mad that he got fired spreading LIES"

Comey is disloyal to trump, disloyal to America

>>156564
FAKE NEWS COMEY

"I can definitively say the President is not a liar" - Sarah Huckabee Sanders says in off-camera briefing at the White House

>>156567
But he's contradicted himself more than once already
He can't NOT be
He's said water is a solid only to later say it's a liquid

One of them is a lie, unless he was actually just straight up ignorant, which is probably even more disturbing
The president making public statements on things he has no idea about

I f you don't know what is true, how can you tell lies?

TRUMP DID THIS TO HIMSELF
COMEY MIGHT HAVE SHUT UP AND TAKEN IT LYING DOWN IF TRUMP HADN'T SUGGESTED THERE BEING TAPES

Also it's McCain

HOLY SHIT IT IS THE DINOSAUR

i love mccain
he's a funny guy

>>156570

>>156573
What the hell
Is that

it's a devo song

mccain please

Will they take a break and come back any time soon?
I feel like going and getting beer for this

it should end in like half an hour

That's a good time
an hour and a half from now, all alcohol sale stops

The liquor store already closed

MCCAIN WHAT DOES CLINTON HAVE TO DO WITH THIS

president comey?

McCain might be a bit... aging

He's not doing too well.

>>156581
vote comey 2020

i'll vote comey

Comey runs independent, ushers in new golden age of L E G A L I S M

how old is maccain?

he's 80

>>156586
>legalism becomes a hateword in EU

mccain what

Seriously
some age limit to politician ages...

>we had that thing you know, did that arouse your

>>156592

>it definitely would arouse my c*oughock* curiosity

The problem for Comey here is that Trump is actually fucking insane, so speculation about what Trump meant at any given time will invariably turn up INSANE theories
Because Trump's a retard

mccain who the fuck cares what you think

Fucking vampire

girl behind mccain looks scared

She is there to feed blood to him

BNK BNK

did you see mccain's face when he .// when burr said his time expired

haha

if comey becomes a private citizen forever i'm gonna be so sad
i gotta meet him someday

send him a fanletter

i can probably get an fbi agent to send one his way
hmm

why retweet this

no diea
idea even

HAHAHAHA
thatone guy reaching with a phone to get video

Are they gonna go public again later or is this it?

>>>/watch?v=KTtKawpkju8

>>156609
that's it
classified stuff is later

Gonna go buy some booze then

gonna shower and shave

grow a beard

Hey TN recommend me a type of beer and I'll buy it if they have it

beards are normie meme and the girls i like hate them

>>156615
dnno grab something german
south especially

Like IPA\Pilsner\whatever
Not a brand

I'd have to go to the city to get imported beer in any real amounts

I don't really buy that fancy beers
90% what I drink is lager

Lager it is, then
Provided they got it

Lel
almost all beer is lager

I don't know beer

Lager is easiest and fastest to make and hardest to fuck up
so must beer companies have a lager as their main product
and then they make fancier side products

Maybe I'll just get the kind I always get if I don't see something with lager written on it

>>156625
mostl ikely it is lager

What I usually buy is uh
Pilsner

We even call it Bulk-lager, since it is made in such great volumes.

>>156606
That is the most important question all day

>>156627
but if I had to recommend something
I'd guess a porter or a stout
and maybe wheat beer

FUCK MY FTP SERVER IS ON MY D DRIVE

>>156629
it was so weird

McCain successfully erased most people's memories about what the entire hearing was about.

In terms of finnish classification, we divide beer into "bottom yeast" and "surface yeast"
surface is called ale I think in english usually.

In general surface yeasters are bit richer in taste, but the bottom stuff goes with anything anytime

>>156633
I'm like legitimately worried about him now

>>>/watch?v=uyzKnaRXZGg
this is the song i posted about trump earlier

>>156631
get a bock or a doublebock
bokkøl in norway

>>>/watch?v=YFx_902ww2k
oh thisnis a better ver

hey kirara i know this is comeythread but are you still here

>>>/@markreel/872859110261354501
>>156635
i'm cryn

>>156641
omg

>>156640
yes

>>156643
i have like a crazy intense work deadline so i'm some things to my body that are going to make me really spaz out later
in the event that i start causing problems i just wanted to put it in your trained hands first so you can remind me to take a bunhc // bunch of benzos and sleep it off

>>156644
you got it
be careful

thank