oh boy oh boy OK, I'm ready, so just do the countdown
Kirara !Sh0sAiDORU
3 2 1 let's jam
sk
It's time
Also netflix is inconsistent on whether their logo has that soundclip or not
Kirara !Sh0sAiDORU
fuck trump is so scary
sk
He's pretty great at speaking to crowds
Kirara !Sh0sAiDORU
yeah in a mussolini kind of way
Kirara !Sh0sAiDORU
trump is incapable of not talking about himself
sk
He also only knows how to hyperbole He can't not exaggerate
But exaggeration is good for public speaking
Kirara !Sh0sAiDORU
he's completely superficial it's crazy
sk
how the fuck do you go into BILLIONS of debt Just how does a private person make decisions that lead to that
Kirara !Sh0sAiDORU
you don't he's lying lol
sk
Like I think it's insane for someone to be $50m in debt
Kirara !Sh0sAiDORU
lol bring it back by destroying the country
sk
Hey once the country is in ruins, everyone's equal again and the dream is back for a while
sk
This song creeps me out
Kirara !Sh0sAiDORU
it creeps me out too it gives me goosebumps
sk
It gives me flashbacks to the fucking Hitler Youth
Kirara !Sh0sAiDORU
yeah me too
sk
Like what other politician has had schoolkids make a song about HIM rather than an idea or something Like who DOES THIS
Kirara !Sh0sAiDORU
past is fucking prologue
what did he mean by this
Kirara !Sh0sAiDORU
yeah of course i've never done it since then
sk
Sure Roger
sk
Would it be illegal to do something like that? As a guy at or outside a shop or something
Kirara !Sh0sAiDORU
oh he was influenced by goldwater that makes everything make sense
Kirara !Sh0sAiDORU
In psychology, we have something called the Goldwater Rule It says that we don't diagnosis /// diagnose politicians and stuff without seeing them and evaluating them in person
He was basically Donald Trump
Kirara !Sh0sAiDORU
nixon bongs
sk
Holy shit that's a lot of Nixon
Kirara !Sh0sAiDORU
what the fuck
Kirara !Sh0sAiDORU
roger stone is super scary
sk
He's everything wrong with American politics and I love it
sk
Or to president, evidently
Kirara !Sh0sAiDORU
a fuckin cigar
sk
What I wonder is how much Stone cares about politics He knows how to win the game, but does he care too much what side he's playing for?
sk
There's something really off putting about rap music at a republican rally
Kirara !Sh0sAiDORU
yeah
Kirara !Sh0sAiDORU
fuckin stone
sk
Trump has always had a really big head, holy shit What a sheltered shit
Kirara !Sh0sAiDORU
yeah seriously have you ever seen the commercial for the failed donald trump board game? "it's not whether you win or lose... it's whether you win!"
sk
Yeah I think it's a fun commercial
Kirara !Sh0sAiDORU
kowai
sk
This is the price you pay for freedom, I guess
Kirara !Sh0sAiDORU
definitely a scary dude
sk
I really like this guy I don't like what he's doing, but he's playing by the rules it seems, it's the rules that are fucked up
sk
...or not, I guess
Kirara !Sh0sAiDORU
is roger stone the mastermind
sk
It's a group effort, but Stone is influential from what I understand
Kirara !Sh0sAiDORU
fucking trump never stops talking about himself
sk
Of course he doesn't He literally doesn't know what's happening more than 10 meters away from him at any time
Kirara !Sh0sAiDORU
i wonder if any of trump trump's businesses successes are actually his successes maybe he's been taking credit for things that others did his entire life
sk
I mean the evidence is piling in that the guy is actually fucking stupid
Kirara !Sh0sAiDORU
oh hey fort lauderdale
it sure is a sunny place for shady people
sk
Trump makes a good figurehead, and I think that's all he is
sk
We need to kidnap Stone's family and tell him to work on Bernie's campaign next time
Kirara !Sh0sAiDORU
haha i was just about to say we need to kidnap stone and get him to die
sk
If Bernie loses your wife loses, make sure you don't fuck up no pressure
Kirara !Sh0sAiDORU
bernie would never want to win like that
sk
NO FATTIES
Kirara !Sh0sAiDORU
lol
Kirara !Sh0sAiDORU
i guess this is why stone hates the media
Kirara !Sh0sAiDORU
oh fuck it was real?
Kirara !Sh0sAiDORU
wooow
Kirara !Sh0sAiDORU
so roger stone is basically responsible for the last 20 years
sk
You gotta give Bush one thing though He was much better at actually talking to human beings rather than crowds
Bush fucked up, but he made sentences
Kirara !Sh0sAiDORU
yeah that's true
sk
Unlike Trumpo
Kirara !Sh0sAiDORU
rused
sk
Holy shit the media was throwing shade at Trump all the way back then
Kirara !Sh0sAiDORU
yeah trump has been unlikable for a long time
sk
What the fuck Political panelists had SOME SORT OF AWARENESS back then? They don't even know what the fuck is happening right in front of their eyes anymore
Humanity has declined
Kirara !Sh0sAiDORU
yeah man they used to actually do their job pretty decently
sk
Roger Stone did the 2party system By making Bush win he likely did 9/11 too
Kirara !Sh0sAiDORU
wtf
sk
WHO IS THIS GUY WHAT THE HELL
Kirara !Sh0sAiDORU
he's so fucking weird
Kirara !Sh0sAiDORU
what if he was so upset about being outed as a cuck that he made cuck into a meme to undermine the meaning of it
This segment sounds like the commentary track on the Spider Man game for the playstation
Kirara !Sh0sAiDORU
wow we're like at modern day already but we have 50 minutes left
sk
Oh my god this is why he talks in third person so much Because Stone's the one saying "trump will do this" in group meetings
Kirara !Sh0sAiDORU
yeah haha
sk
oh my god trump
Kirara !Sh0sAiDORU
oh no did roger stone kill jeb
sk
JEB BUSH WAS A MISTAKE
Kirara !Sh0sAiDORU
haha sasuga stone
Kirara !Sh0sAiDORU
oh no
sk
HE LOOKS LIKE A FUCKING VAMPIRE How did he think he could be president
Kirara !Sh0sAiDORU
trump is so forceful in his words
sk
>the best vote counter What did he mean by this
Kirara !Sh0sAiDORU
Means he's good at figuring out which congresspeople will vote for what and which voters will vote how
sk
Oh I see
Kirara !Sh0sAiDORU
love trump's hate
sk
God that was such a bad slogan
Kirara !Sh0sAiDORU
ted was so bad at words
sk
EXTREMELY ONLINE
Kirara !Sh0sAiDORU
>people believed this
Kirara !Sh0sAiDORU
haha that dude
sk
Actual racists are so retarded
Kirara !Sh0sAiDORU
the stone zone
sk
Alright Trump I dunno if I'd say in the history of politics I think maybe one or two other people throughout our time on this planet did worse maybe
Kirara !Sh0sAiDORU
so dangerous
sk
See that joke didn't make any sense to me >>125081 What a lame joke
Kirara !Sh0sAiDORU
it's because politicians are corrupt and buy prostitutes
it just wasn't a funny joke
Kirara !Sh0sAiDORU
Such a circus
sk
The dangers of a 2 party system: the fucking movie
Kirara !Sh0sAiDORU
scariest thing about stone is that he does it for fun
sk
Oh shit yeah JIMMY "ANGRY LLAMA" DOORE coming up
OH SHIT ROGER IS THERE He's like Spacey in House of Cards during the first episode! He's just THERE in the background during every big thing that happened
I fucking love this guy
Kirara !Sh0sAiDORU
this is quite the gathering
sk
Aw they didn't show the angry llama moment What a shame
Kirara !Sh0sAiDORU
Even knowing he's president now, I see this stuff, and it's like how did he fucking manage it? it looked so bad for him
Kirara !Sh0sAiDORU
>i don't spread disinformation anymore
sk
...he IS a conspiracy theorist
Kirara !Sh0sAiDORU
THEY'RE TURNING THE FROGS GAY
sk
He's also literally always trying to peddle stuff because that's how he makes his money He sells vitamin pills and water filters
Kirara !Sh0sAiDORU
trump voters got scammed so fucking hard the american people got scammed so hard bernie got scammed so hard
sk
>fringe allegation Fact
This is like looking at a forest and going "SOME allege there are TREES here"
sk
Do you NOT believe he did, woman whose name I don't know?
You think he settled out of court for all of them because he didn't do it?
Kirara !Sh0sAiDORU
trump firing comey was a bad move fbi is swarming like a kicked beehive now i wonder if this was stone's plan
sk
Watch it be planned
sk
>Stone was working to get PENCE elected all along
Kirara !Sh0sAiDORU
that's not keikaku doori enough it's gotta be paul ryan
sk
>he intends to get some no name who happens to actually share his views, FAR down the Trump cabinet into the position >he did this by having everyone else implicated in Russia dealings, so they'll just have to go down the list and strike people off >this also lets that no name person establish an entire cabinet on his own
Kirara !Sh0sAiDORU
scary shit
Kirara !Sh0sAiDORU
i hope pence or ryan or whoever reinstate comey
sk
>widely condemned disclosure That's American That's the phrase equivalent of a Big Mac
sk
>glass ceiling
Kirara !Sh0sAiDORU
my stepmom talked a ton of shit about bernie and thought hillary was amazing even after i told her about the contents of the emails and claimed that hillary did nothing wrong
but she hated trump so much that as soon as he won, she started talking about how evil hillary was and how bernie should have won and how he could have beaten trump there are a lot of people like that
sk
I really don't like people
sk
Are they gonna show us the autistic screeching from the inauguration, do you think?
Kirara !Sh0sAiDORU
no but they gave us some rachel maddow which is just as good
sk
>rachel maddow Ayy lmao
sk
I saw someone looked over her broadcasts and she's spent more on RUSSIA in the last like year than EVERY OTHER SUBJECT PUT TOGETHER
Will Trump prove he's controlled by Putin by not INTENTIONALLY STARTING A NUCLEAR WAR? Hot takes with Rachel
sk
I used to think her show was one of the decent ones that wasn't 100% Democrat propaganda I looked at some of it before
Kirara !Sh0sAiDORU
everything is propaganda my man
sk
>>125112 Yeah of course, but not everything lines up 100% with whatever some other entity is saying at any given time Even TYT will sometimes go against the Democratic party
But she's seemingly just parroting them
sk
Well it was a good movie at least
Kirara !Sh0sAiDORU
dwayne the rock johnson is probably going to run against trump he was talking about it recently
sk
>>125116 He's gonna run against Zuckerberg, not Trump Zuckerberg will run against Trump
What the fuck else is he running around the US doing photo shoots for then?
Kirara !Sh0sAiDORU
it's designed to make it look like he'll run he's not going to run yet he knows he can't win yet
Maria
Who isn't running against Trump?
sk
>>125120 Oh so he's priming us? Or you, really, not me
Kirara !Sh0sAiDORU
yeah basically wants us to consider it for a little while
sk
Hm, that's not a bad move I can see that
But running against Trump might be the easiest gimme of an election that will ever come anyone's way, so I dunno I'd go for it
Kirara !Sh0sAiDORU
right now, people know him for making facebook but NOTHING else people don't know enough about him to be okay with him >>125125 the problem is that he can't challenge trump because he won't get through the primaries
sk
yeah but he just needs to not be Trump
I guess the primaries can be hard BUT, it's not gonna be a career politician who wins that race next time, so
I guess waiting is the smartest choice overall, but if you can make it through the primaries this time, you have already won the general It's gonna take the hand of god to lose against Trump now that he's been in office for a few months, let alone 4 years
Kirara !Sh0sAiDORU
there is a lot of dirt on zuckerberg out there i think it's probably better to wait for him it'd be too easy to disgrace him he's an internet-era guy, everything he's ever done can be found online, unlike politicians
sk
I don't understand how all these famous types do so much shady shit Like, dude Just... don't do that
Like how EASY would it be to make president if there's literally no dirt on you? You're already famous if you're super wealthy Just don't do shady shit and you can WALK UP and get the nuclear codes
Kirara !Sh0sAiDORU
because rich people are fucking stupid i don't get it either
sk
Like I'm 25, and I've not done anything shady enough to be mentioned Like "oh he broke in somewhere at 13" or something Big deal dude I was a kid
I didn't SELL NATIONAL VALUABLES to a foreign power or take pictures in a photo op with a fucking dictator, I win this one
Kirara !Sh0sAiDORU
what if you were running for president and the opposition was like "yo this dude likes pictures of cartoon girls getting beaten up"
sk
I'd use it as an opportunity to signal that the world I stand for is one where all sexual kinks are fine and acceptable as long as you don't hurt nobody Massive leftie support for me
I'd make sure to run on a republican ticket because then I already have their good graces, and they'll accept that sort of thing from "one of their own"
Kirara !Sh0sAiDORU
the left doesn't support that kind of stuff and neither do the republicans
sk
>>125134 Sure they do It's like BDSM BDSM and cucking have both been big lately
Kirara !Sh0sAiDORU
big but not acceptable
Kirara !Sh0sAiDORU
especially BDSM which is still seen as extremely freaky and degenerate
sk
Yeah but here's the thing Nobody with any real voice will speak against it It doesn't matter if it's not OK, someone like John Oliver would never in a million years condemn someone for their sexual kinks That's his AUDIENCE
So I'll be gucci
sk
the right won't like me too much, but I'll appeal to their shared values, or maybe I'll just bring up immigration at all >>125140 Hm, I dunno I think there might be blowback from the really sex positive feminists who will likely assume it's a BDSM thing taken out of context
What I wouldn't be able to recover from is the ANIME
Kirara !Sh0sAiDORU
i bet he'd talk shit about someone that likes to see cute girls get hurt haha
Kirara !Sh0sAiDORU
anime is mainstream now, it'd probably be fine once people get used to it
sk
Yeah but politicians aren't supposed to anime
Kirara !Sh0sAiDORU
sean spicer is anime and he's press sec
sk
Is he?
Kirara !Sh0sAiDORU
he goes to anime conventions and enjoys gundam
sk
>>125145 Holy shit he's /our guy/ He's the /a/ of the white house
He gets the shitty position, and he's awkward all the time
sk
I want to see a sort of post-career documentary of Sean Spicer where he just goes full honest about the Trump administration Like "Yeah, well you see the thing is my job was to communicate what they said, but Trump was kind of dense and didn't really say anything concrete to me, so I had to improvise. Then this other woman gets on the news and CONTRADICTS what I just said because, again, Trump is fucking vague all the time. It was such a mess, but I'm hoping life on Mars will be better. A fresh start, you know, new name, new identity. Thinking of becoming a farmer"
>>125179 I love this political reality The press secretary is a weeb, and the former president's brother is the dankest memer on twitter
sk
dutchfriend and a britbong friend didn't believe me when I said that actually IS Obama's brother I had to prove it to them
Kirara !Sh0sAiDORU
why does netflix still have stuff that is only on DVD
Anno
>>125182 Obama's bro seems pretty cool would hang with
sk
I think he's likely an actual authoritarian muslim, though
He's funny and hip to the memes, but I think he's genuinely a bad person in real
Kirara !Sh0sAiDORU
he doesn't seem very cool to me
Anno
oh shit brobama
sk
I'd hang out with him as long as it's here and only for a few hours
Kirara !Sh0sAiDORU
he's a dangerous person i think
Anno
he's probably legit dangerous I bet he would actually kill me would meme with though
sk
I don't think he's dangerous for anyone outside the country he's in really He seems like the kind of person who, if given power, would fuck shit up But as long as he has none, it's fine
Anno
>>125191 That sounds pretty dangerous to me dude I dunno
Kirara !Sh0sAiDORU
malik does stuff like create counterfeit birth certificates and post them on twitter claiming that the president of the US is illegitimate i think he's a dangerous person
Anno
malik is the kind of name someone who's going to send your ass straight to the shadow realm would have
Kirara !Sh0sAiDORU
he tried to become a governor in his country and got like 1000 votes out of like 200k people
very comfy bang
you know we call honey natural because bees make it what about stuff humans make
Kirara !Sh0sAiDORU
this isn't the main thread
very comfy bang
blame chrome for androi
sk
This is the movie thread turned political shitposting hub
sk
This cat just showed up again for the first time since a few months after this picture Like a few weeks back
sk
And that went in the wrong thread wow good job SK
sk
>what makes Get Out different is it takes aim at an unlikely target for racial criticism: white people
月
in saint louis i'd go to the deep ghetto to get good fried chicken sometimes and man people would really get riled up at a white person being there white people take plenty of criticism too ya know
Anno
now if i fr*cked this model and she just bleached her butthole and i get bleach on my tshirt imma feel like a butthole
月
oh this is a movie thread totally sorry i just jumped to the top thread