Thread #1117451

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holy heck is that a soft spoken white haired cleric girl with pointy ears

she's not a cleric

also holy HEKK I am actually improving the script I have made for myself in this game
It is no longer so basic
for one, it now calculates how many times it has to run weaken to achieve the desired result, and fucking sends it

NOT sure how to make it not do that again until it's done, but at least it frees up some computing power for the actual money generation

https://pastebin.com/TgkWUeLu
It's ugly as sin, but it does function

Doesn't automatically include new computers as you buy them, but that's fixed by just restarting it
uses more ram than you have at the beginning of the game, but you can always just get the money for your first ram upgrade or two and then you're golden

a buncha shit is commented out because I have no programming hygiene whatsoever, and instead of cleaning up the damn thing, I just go "Oh ok that was a stupid idea, I have a better one" and // that shit out

thats a lotta sleeps

it demands I sleep at least once, and the sleeps are so short, I just kinda ended up adding them whenever there was a related error, and didn't take them away again
helps with troubleshooting too, just go in and add another 0 to one of them

yea i'm sure it's fine in the game scenario

IRL if your code is full of random sleeps to make stuff work you just know there's something brittle and unmaintanable goin on

well yeah, if this was something I was gonna like, release or something, I'd go over it and clean it up, but I'm actively creating this so it's nice to have all these stopgaps to make sure

And for that matter, PART of why the sleeps is non-problematic is those hack\grow\weaken commands take time to complete, so the script sleeping for a bit before it goes again is actually kinda ideal (because I don't fucking know how to have it remember they're running lmao)

anyway I just spent like 10 minutes troubleshooting something that ISN'T a problem
it was working as intended, I was just fucking up MY math while looking at it

it is abhorrently ugly, though, as far as code goes, there's no arguing that

thats

>thats a lotta

Once more, an insane mistake, where I had targetWeaken print during the growing section, making me actually go insane wondering why that motherfucker was saying ZERO despite actually working perfectly

>>>/@ontheninthfloor/1779608830613041270

>>1117470
now you are on the road to programming enlightenment

I do actually enjoy scripts and programming in general, as an activity, I just have no Things I want to actually make, that can be accomplished at the level I am
So games like this tickle me a fair bit

Has me reminded of fucking with configs in tf2, I made some real complex stuff with that despite the limitations
I even sat up a whole like, folder for people to just drop into their config folder, with a single config they add to autoexec, and the thing boots itself up and does a ton of stuff, most notably it bound a key of the user's choice to spout a line into allchat, to taunt people they killed primarily, and that INITIALLY keept shuffling on a timer by making heavy use of the wait command
The WAIT COMMAND WAS SCRAPPED HOWEVER, BY VALVE
So, the next step was of course to construct an EXTREMELY elaborate fucking system by which EVERY input the player makes in terms of movement or combat shuffles the fucking thing once
This was not an easy task, but I got it done

It was pretty clean stuff too, cause I made it to share and boast a little

it even let you add in a ton of lines on your own, I made it have space for like, a fucking absurd amount of lines by default, but by clever use of a command you just slotted in appropriately, you just had the amount of lines you wanted
Add or remove, just slide that one command as you do so

that sounds like a p crazy workaround

it started because when I first began playing, there wasn't actually an option, which now exists and actually kinda broke my scripts for a while, to have the medic beam just... stay one, without holding the button
So I reversed how it worked, so it was "held" when I released the button, and "released" when I held the button, to swap targets
Of course, why stop there
upper thumb button is now switching to and firing the needle gun
lower thumb button is switching to and using the saw

I had that stuff so customized, I actually don't know if I could play the game as well without all my scripts

i had some basic macros for common actions but nothing too crazy
mostly just tryna make pyro combos work better
i think
that game is so jank

a lot of people said rocketjump macros didn't work after they killed wait, but that was weakness
just alias +rj and alias -rj 4head
you don't need the one input to do the whole thing, you can time it yourself

making puzzle raffles in the /vg/ thread was real fun too
hiding the url in images, in audio embedded in the image, in the spectrogram of the audio embedded in the image
Lotta fun with that stuff

I'm watching a guy basically do a guide for bitburners, and really it's a programming course in disguise
Not much of a disguise, seeing as it is literally javascript, but still

moon beautiful tonight

yes, anno?

i bought the Coke Spiced Zero

precognition doesn't exi-
G-A-S-P

>>1117483
can we get a food review

its got a hint of artificial raspberry in it
and it's got like
dr pepper
not spicy at all
verdict: ass

ill show you a machine

>>1117489
what are your responsibilities, as of monk?

>>1117490
I train newcomers to the zendo on etiquette, how to do zazen, maintain the zendo, keep the altar clean, wash the Buddha statue, clean the candles, ensure there's incense, make sure the zendo is set up and clean, make sure people have sutra books, etc. I often lead the chants, do the bells, keep time, etc. During sesshin, I transport our altar and all our cushions to the monastery we do them at and set up there. Once there, I ensure everything runs smoothly by teaching the newcomers about the schedule and where everything is, how to do dokusan, stuff like that. I also keep track of the samu (work practice) assignments. During service, I often do bells, lead chants, or serve as my teacher's attendant. Right now I tend to do bells because the monk who used to do them is going blind and I'm the only other person who can do bells competently. I'm sure I'm missing some stuff.
In a few months once I'm shuso, I'll also be responsible for giving dharma talks occasionally and sometimes officiating ceremonies such as funerals, weddings, and service. Potentially I could do exorcisms, but we don't really do that.

Thank you for reply.

does anyone here had any mystical expiriences? no jokes aside

going sleep, cya tomorrow

>>1117491



When your keeping track of assiments of samuzen
do you ever do work in the kitchen, like make bomb ass feasts and such?

Whats the

Have you done an exocism in the past? Any far out stories?

They love ya over there, remember the time you got put on the spot and
and had to speak in front of peeeps an overcame the obstacle and fugin nail it.

>>1117493
Too many to recal

Anno een
Anno been reconected with ones inner, elder, spiriual Buddha, ages ago
the soul goes way back and tapped into reconecting with ones higher vibrational self
in many diferent ways on the path to enlightenment. Just remove your self from ego.
Let it flow, yo...

>>1117493
only on drugs

they are like two seperate adventures
similar yet, distent.
a rushing force, yet yeilding.

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but first, we need to talk about normal vectors

>Object that slammed into Florida home was indeed space junk from ISS, NASA confirms
>the offending object was part of a cargo pallet packed with 5,800 pounds (2,630 kilograms) of aging batteries jettisoned from the ISS in March 2021.
>The cylindrical piece of space junk is made of a metallic alloy called Inconel, they added. It weighs 1.6 pounds (0.7 kg) and measures 4 inches (10 centimeters) high by 1.6 inches (4 cm) wide.

inconel is the hardest metal known to man

>>1117504
ya inconel has a high heat stateration benifit

you worked with it?

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>>1117506
It's a main part of forced induction in space travel propulsion.
Indy car turbo manifolds are typicaly made from these materals due the high heat factor.

It's very expencive compaired to Stainless steel, so Anno has not cut or welded it.
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another mushroom poisoning

It just occurred to me that, because bitburners just uses javascript, I don't need like, tutorials and shit
I can just have chatgpt on the other monitor and ask it shit like "hey could you explain how I'd do this thing in js?"

Cause I don't have problems coming up with the solutions to stuff, generally, I just literally don't know the language I'm interfacing with

which is what I'm gonna do, once I get back from a meeting in like 2.5 hours
Job stuff, I might be getting another Job Training thing, but like at an actual grocery store rather than a social dumping corp

>>1117515
super convenient i bet

We are feeling good today, fellas! It's gonna be a good day!

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https://www.nintendolife.com/news/2024/04/hatsune-mikus-fitness-boxing-switch-game-has-been-rated-by-the-esrb
time to pog up

>>1117518
It's the end of the day for me.
Wasn't a particularly good one or a particularly bad one
just another day

freakin owned this nerd

my math is so bad, dawg, I spent an hour trying to figure out why this script was acting wrong, and it turned out to be cause I had a > instead of an < in there somewhere, and also I was using the wrong variable in another calculation
That second bit wasn't me being bad at math though, it was legit just a typo

coding sure is a bit of work, but I'm making some progress
https://pastebin.com/Wy7KfFuY
This doesn't strictly DO anything yet, and I'm sure it's one of those "if 1 then, if 2 then, if 3 then" type deals, but it does function and spits out info at the end

specifically it gives me this
I've left some prints uncommented up there too, which I'm gonna fix
Really I can just remove them now cause it works fine

thinking through my approach though, it seems a very inefficient method I'm going for
Hmm, I guess I could have this as a sort of background script, or whatever
Like, whatever threads it has left over, it starts another script with, tells it like, "Use this amount of threads total then be done"
and that script can just focus on weakening stuff
hm hm

I should just get some damn paper and draw out what I want this thing to do so it's easier to manage
right now I'm just taking a break cause I gotta disconnect from the process so I can approach it again with energy and motivation

>>1117524
wow... so soon there are be the Type Errors discovered in js-bitshifter ... wow.... woah.... and syntax checker won't help....
so .... you could write it in TypeScript or Rust and then compile to JS

>>>/@fargunk/1779952996677263853

>>1117524
Classic

I feel like I'd get actually shot if I went to a compsci class because I regularly discover a new function and instead of doing the proper thing of like, putting that shit into a new function or something, I just go "oh, in this part of the script, I'm already calling for what I need here, so I'm just gonna squeeze the whole fucking thing in over there"

Granted, I'm doing this with the old script, not the one I'm actively using
It's just running in the back, hoovering up cash while I PONDER THE ORB (new script)

neat to now have two separate scripts trying to buy stuff though
In one it doesn't like, wait to even see if the money's available, it just fucking try{ that shit } {catch}

though, that is the one that's basically just a sort of "While I'm working on the actually good one, this shit runs"
It functions, it does what it's supposed to, even if horrifyingly inefficiently

I do at least know what I need the good one to do, it's just puzzling out exactly how I'm gonna trick it into doing it
I basically think I need to implement timers, which means I have to learn how to use arrays
and stuff
and I gotta carry them back up to the start of the damn while-loop, which i mean I do actually have an idea for, but it's a bit tricky to figure out the implementation of this stuff when you don't even really know the language
I'm learning though, and it is pretty fun

theres probably an easier way to do it, but it might require some more advanced jnowledge of how Promises and async works
idk if thwy expose all the lanugage facilities to you in the game tho

I think it's cause the game is a programming course in disguise
also holy SHIT I really beefed up this basic hacking script by focusing on a single target like I'm doing now
Still very inefficient, but I 10x'ed my gains in a matter of minutes

10x engineer! it is written!!

the 0.1x ECE has appeared

LISAN AL-GAIB
I was at like 5K/s not long ago

>>>/@MarkGamed7794/1779661905436557534

Canadians be all like

can confirm
i lose all control over my mind and body when i see a tapped maple tree

I use maple syrup occasionally for cooking and whenever I have the open bottle on hand there definitely is an impulse to take a swig right from the bottle that I have to persuade myself to not do

i wonder if there are any bits like that in anime
i know theres that one canadian girl who comes into the classroom with a joint and says "this is quality BC bud!l

>>1117548
isn't that from Dark Horizons?

They had a short scene in Australia in the Survival Club anime.
Never been more validated in my life

bro arrays are HARD
how the fuck do I do this shit man

it's 2024 they should be using unicode in their damn urls

>>1117553
what dimension are you using?

ima delete that for the sake of the page wrapping unless you have any objections

>>1117553
javascript arrays? just push stuff on the end

wrap THIS

yaya
>>1117557
I'm trying to do uh
I dunno how well this explains it but

const listActive = [];
while (true) {

for (let target of targets) {
if (target is an xhair in listActive) {
if (timer of current xhair <= currenttime) {
remove current target and associated timer from listActive
}
}
}
}

code that decides what to add in as xhair and timer goes here

}

something like that

you probably want a Map for that

const activeTargets = new Map();
while (true) {
for (let target of targets) {
const activeTarget = activeTargets.get(target.id /* or something idk some kind of identifier here */);
if (activeTarget) {
// okay we know the target is in the map... do some timer check on it
// ...
activeTarget.delete(target.id);
}
}
}

>>1117556
go for it
I hid it myself

>>1117558
>>>/@SnoozingObake/1780025689283899509

who

sorry**

activeTargets.delete(target.id);

idk i'm just conjecturing here
but it sounds like you have an active collection of targets and you want to remove them as they become inactive
so using a hash map is probably more suitable instead of having to find and splice out elements from an array

but idk this might be too much extra complexity to take on all at once

>>1117564
No that's Mumei

>>1117565
hm, I might try to implement that later, but according to the chatgpt robot, this will actually do what I want, maybe?

const listActive = [];
while (true) {
await ns.sleep(100)
for (let target of targets) {
let curTime = new Date().valueOf();
for (let i = listActive.length - i; i >= 0; i--) {
const { xhait, timer } = listActive[i];
if (timer <= curTime) {
listActive.splice(i, i);
}
}
}
}

it SEEMS like it should, to me, I haven't run it yet but still
it's probably inefficient in terms of clock cycles?

>>1117566

>>1117567
yea exactlh
that loop iterates backwards over the list of targets and splices out anything whose timee has expired
(backwards so that the indices dont shift as you splicw)
the Map solution is more "natural" you could ask chatGPT to rewrite it later im sure

>(backwards so that the indices dont shift as you splicw)
Oh fuck I hadn't even considered that part would probably FUCK everything up lmao
>>1117570
well, I'll likely dump some stuff into a library at a later time for cleaner code, for a v2 of this, but for now I'm keeping everything in the same .js file so as long as it's readable, it's fine for it to be a bit dirty
>>1117572
well not really, cause the "target" is every server that that's "legal" for me to target (that is, I have root and my hacking level is higher or equal to the minimum to run code at or on it)
So it's gonna end up scanning the same amount of steps either way

and yeah because it scans all the targets every time it seems a bit inefficient
if the targets were sorted by expiry then uou could save on scanning

The huge chunk of code I've got following this though, I only want to run if the target is NOT in the list, which I'm not entirely sure how to do
if (target == i) { code } ?

uh, !=
no, no it has to...
fuck

if (list.indexOf(target) < 0) { // target is not a member of the list

you can probably just use .include(target)
er sorry
list.includes(target)
more modern JS

so later , after I exit the for loop to remove stuff, I can do uh
if (ns.hasRootAccess(target) && (listActive.indexOf(target) < 0) ?
and it won't do a thing if the target isn't in the list\\\ if it IS in the list

ya
you have an extra paren in there, but ya
if (ns.hasRootAccess(target) && !listActive.includes(target)) {

same thing

neato

and to add a xhair and a timer, i just do listActive.push [{xhair, timer}] I guess?
Or some such

ya

fuckin' sick
it's a lot to learn, but it's fairly intuitive once you actually know what the commands do

well it probably helps that I've got experience poking around with code
Never done anything SUPER complex, but I have made a few basic python scripts and stuff, and I fucked around with batch scripts a lot in like, late elementary to the end of high school

>>>/@EllenFWalker/1780230362158833995

it's nice because you can easily get to a javascript console in the browser and mess around

compared to like C or Java which takes so much setup just to play around in

> I've more gotten the sense that Lynch doesn't like people asking him what the "correct" interpretation of his work is

man
it must be so annoying as like a film director or book author to spend all this time crafting an artistic work with a certain amount of symbolism and mystery and show-don't-tell and all

and then have journalists roll up and be like 'okay but what does Eraserhead actually mean'

it doesn't seem to actually like, add anything when I do
listActive.push[{xhair, timer}]
printing listActive afterwards just gives me []

well
your syntax is wrong
listActive.push({xhair, timer})
sorry i shoulda pointed that out i thought it would be obvious

OH, it's parenthesis
I thought it was blocky bois

well yeah it usually is that, but I vaguely remember that gpt used blocky lads for it, but that might have been me misremembering or just seeing wrong

blocky bois are only for indexing into a collection
array[0] array[1] etc

or for creating an array inline
const numbers = [1,2,3];

[{"xhair":"johnson-ortho","timer":1713306792425}]
This is the expected result, and what I want, right?
it's not supposed to just be the raw name and timer number?

i don't know
that looks valid 2 me
looks like JSON tbh
but i am not sure what you are expecting

i just mean like, it will work like this

I think I fucked something up earlier in the code though, cause it just runs that same one forever lmao, tiem to go bughuntin'

>>1117518
So that was a fucking lie. I'm so tired!!

i assume the timer value needs to be freshly generated
idk what it means but it looks like a unix timestamp

>>1117596
turns out I did an oopsie in the listActive.indexOf

>>1117595
dang
we'll get em next time

what happened?

Last night my 14yo, the one I'm basically the surrogate father of, got arrested because she got mad at her mom for trying to break her computer and kicked her. The mom called the police because she thought the police would tell her to obey her parents. But they arrested my 14yo instead because the kick constituted elder abuse as the mom is 72 years old.
So today I spent the entire day, running around, going to the court and convincing the judge to let her out of jail. I managed to get the felony charge down to a misdemeanor but hopefully the lawyer can get it dropped altogether. Then I had to go to the jail to pick her up when she got released.
It was extremely long.
I hate talking to judges and cops!!

holy fuck
felony averted

And while that's all going on, my boss has developed an unhealthy obsession with a 15yo client, the one who went missing and I had to find because they detectives wouldn't do their job, to the point that she is spending $300 on birthday presents for her birthday tomorrow.
So instead of being available to help with all that, she was busy thinking about this other kid.
She wants to adopt the kid.

is that the same boss who's been hitting on you?

Yeah. But she finally got over that after like a year. She's finally figured out I'm not interested and hasn't pushed it with me at all for months now.

wild
sounds p complicated

It's a bit of a mess.

>surrogate
is it like you are a donor or you are a step
>72
did she used surrogate mother as well, to deliver at 58?
how old are you, Kira?

I kind of can empathize.
That's what people in good faith should do, thanks for handling that.
I had troubles communicating at her age too.
Like, some one is provoking you, gaslighting you, and then calling a police at you.
Well, I don't know what's your case is about, and I don't know all details, but maybe you should take her to the temple and teach her some wisdom.
At first, I wanted to suggest psychotherapist, or psychologist, but even from my expirience, many psychologists suck unfortunetely.

Parenting is a hard job and skill, for which people should get education/qualification. That's the way you solve overpopulation.

Don't get harsh on them, it seems like they both at extreme age and it's hard for them to understand each other.

OK after MANY troubleshoot
I have got the thing running
Which is cool

It can still be optimized a fair bit, but that's for later, right now I just gotta see how it functions

it is CRANKING though, god DAMN

I actually have a surplus of RAM at this point
I can't even use it all
...well, I can always crank up the greed

>>>/watch?v=XxE4we5rOSU

while (true) hog.crank();

pharmacy fucked up and now im out of anxiety meds

>>1117615
which ones you do take\took?

I was walking out of store tonight, it's on small hill, and there was person walkind behind me, and I've though :"Gosh, can I at least once relax and look normal?" because usually I'm anxious , so I took a deep breath, looked at beautiful pink sunset horizon, fixed posture, and tried to be fine. Worked for a while.

>>>/@3CC0__/1780025813355614381

>>1117616
it's an snri

>>1117619
ah, ok.
I just wondered if benzos.

Do they help you, Rei?
how long have you been on them

jeff benzos

It feels pretty cool to be able to actually read this code I've written
I mean obviously, I could have just copy pasted an optimal suite of scripts that just let you start up one and it plays the game perfectly for you, but that's kinda defeating the point
The point of the game is making those scripts, if you just get them and run them, you've removed your own fun

woke thundercat be like they/them changes

>>>/@sadarlo1/1780253598644941208
idk if NL already did a bit on this today but if not new bit incoming

spent an hour troubleshooting an issue that made the "available ram" like, constantly just plummet, in the script
Like the counter for it

Turns out, due to not using A FUCKING VARIABLE FOR IT, I had the uncounted ram higher in the part actually counting it than the part USING it, meaning it was using ram the counter was told to acts as though didn't exist, resulting it getting a negative number
Not a big deal, in itself
...but it adds that to the total available effective ram counter which is used for calculations later in the script

This caused no issues when I was LATE game, but after the soft reset, this basically killed the script as it was operating with ram values it couldn't do shit with

lesson learned though
use variables for anything and everything, even if you think you're only gonna use it one time in one place
Just stick it in a fucking variable so IF you use it again, changing it won't fuck the whole thing up

ahh

yes
good ol javascript defining things for you in whatever scope it pleases

well no, this was literally me putting a -20 and a -50 in two operations that were supposed to be the same, because I changed one after upgrading the ram I'm working with
entirely on me

ahh okay

a DRY violation
Classic
https://wiki.c2.com/?DontRepeatYourself

>>1117629
Ya if you max out ram the scripts dont run
I found an issue (in the game) where it sem like if you
write one and save it it, it, doesn't and some time it does.
Not sure why, it's fustrating after finger blasting a large bash.

>>1117631
well the script is such that the issue isn't the scripts not running, it's that the master script doesn't TELL them to run, cause it thinks I'm at negative ram, so it just sleeps waiting for more ram to open up

Master script is starting to become chonky, too
15 of god's own gigabytes

I'm sure I could do it more elegantly and shave off some of that, call stuff from outside and stuff
>>1117631
One trick I used early on was I had one master script, I mean I do this still, but because I used it to push, and then run, bespoke scripts for the hack\grow\weaken operations, I didn't have to reboot a script to have the changes take place, if I changed one of those 3
Granted, atm those literally JUST do what it says on the can
grow script runs ns.grow(ns.args[0]) and that's fuckin' it
But that's cause the master script is very advanced now
I've got a hacknet script as well, but honestly the amount of money it burns makes it kind of meaningless to use
It is absurd how much money you end up burning away just to get some tiny dripfed money from hacknet

>>>/watch?v=Mgx4lsldvjM

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>>1117632
I'm playing on the browser version so maybe it's diferent.
SO you have a master srict and then add/del at script**
add/del at need.

that might be
desync

yeah pretty much
Well, it still needs a lot of work, but for now it's efficient
I do have a fair amount of things I wanna change about it, but that's basically gonna require a full rewrite of the whole thing
For one, I wanna bring that 15GB weight down a fair bit
not that it matters, I'm working with 512GB total atm

But IDEALLY I'd like to have a script I could bring into a completely fresh save, and just cruise
...which is what, 4GB?
I don't remember if you've got 4 or 8 on a fresh save

it is satisfying watching the terminal output though
all the shit in brackets is the servers it's currently attacking, and their timer so it ignores them in all future checks for targets until the timer is done

it basically figures out how many threads are needed to completely cap the security and cash reserves, and once those can't be improved anymore, it directs whatever amount of hack threads is necessary to drain 50% of it at the thing
and because it attempts to cap that stuff, additional ones on top would be an issue, so it stores it in the list for the time the attack takes, going after other servers in the meantime
Prioritizing servers with the most money that require less threads than are available to saturate

But, I would like some further optimization on it, for example I can make it a lot more lightweight by having a separate script actually DO the attacks, rather than initiate them directly from this one, and it'd let me do a few other very handy things, too

>>1117639
lOOKS LIKE A AN ARRY OF VITORS

looks like an array of vctors*

it's also, every go around the while loop, buying another server if I'm allowed to and can afford it
and every time it checks one of the servers I own for their ram, it first attempts to upgrade their ram
I'm basically stuck at none money as a result, but that'll eaven itself out over time as upgrades get more expensive

well done
maybr ill try the game
sounds a lot like it would distract me from work tho

it's free, hell it's open source
would be interesting to see what you come up with, since you're at least more experienced with all the programming stuff than I am

One thing I'm definitely doing once I start working on v...4? at this point probably 4
v4 of this script, is deploying bespoke scripts for those bits like taking the security down to the desired level and stuff
Because it's not working quite like it should, due to probably just some oversights in the code and stuff
And also, it would give me a "set it and forget it" type option
I launch a script, I tell it how many times it should run a thing on a specified server, and it just counts itself down until it's done
I'll just need to run a little monitor bit for those scripts so I opick it up when they close down after finishing their job

I wouldn't need to fight with the order of operations so much if I just went "this bit, that's someone else entirely doing that, doesn't have to be fenagled into here at all"

https://fixv>>>/@kekekekekekekk_/1780346919891439692

in my hasty editing I seem to have broken the part of the script that actually... hacks
I fixed it though, nay, IMPROVED it

I dunno if it's good or bad programming habit to, instead of figuring out what the fuck kind of check you have to make to get the desired result, you instead just go over to something that is in essence what you're trying to check for, and you throw a "let thisShitHappened = 1" on that fucker and just check for that instead

hoooo boy

yeah that'll end in a tangled up function

It's definitely getting more ugly by the second, I can't deny that
hell, "a tangled function" is giving me a lot of credit
this shit is ALL main, baby

putting this on my desktop for easy access

that's mostly because I've been worried about knowing how to even use functions properly
But for the next one, I'm doing that, for sure, this shit is hard to go through and edit cause everything's fucking scattered

I wonder if it actually does simulate scripts while the game's closed

i DON'T like how there is no select or copy all function in script editor

that's cause you're in the browser I imagine

you might be on to something, at least write in a text editor and then copy and paste works.

figuring out at the moment
auto purchacing

You can be real creative with it, but I legit just slapped a "if I have the money for it, try to buy a new server, and try to upgrade the ram of the current one" at the start of the loop
I could do the same with the home computer, but uh, honestly it doesn't really need the upgrades at this point

By the time I have the hacking level to need more ram, or rather make use of it, I've already got servers out the ass

really you should just grab it on steam
it's free anyway

i'm streaming it
https://twitch.tv/samuraiNX

35k and climbing
not bad
Anno's only at like 18k

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I'm at a clean 2billy
I don't even need more money this run I'm just waiting for my rep to tick up with the faction I want some upgrades from

the script has nearly finished it's prepwork and it's huffing in 0.7M a second on average now
I really gotta optimize this fucking thing, it's got a lotta inefficiencies taht I know like, without even thinking about it
the timer is a little scuffed so scripts keep doubling up
I shouldn't have it INSIST on perfectly minimized sec rating cause that wastes a lot of time
ideally it should just completely drain the server, grow it again, and reduce security once it reaches a threshold but I just haven't gotten around to rewriting shit to make that happen
I'll put it in the next one

ah shit
i ran into my time limit
oh well stream's over
that's kinda neat
i find the mental model a little foreign but i guess that's part of exploring and learning the game

time limit?
oh, work and stuff I guess

my computer literally blanked out all my windows and said your time limit has been reached
i set that up around noon today

well I've been at it for a while, so I can probably help if you hit a wall on something
I'm familiar with the game-specific stuff, at least

i assume i'm meant to copy a script all over the place and run it like a virus to get recursive moneys

yeah, pretty much
It's all about efficiency
early on, until you actually get your footing, you're gonna be pulling fairly small amounts of money, like 2K/s or so on the high end with very, very rudimentary commands
I mean, you CAN already run the script I'm using if you just hoist it onto another server with the memory for it and change a few lines of code to account for being hosted on a different server, but you'd have to write it, and that's time you could be siphoning coin

before I had a real master script, what I did was a tiny script that just shunted a drainage script onto the server it was fed, and ran that from that server on itself at whatever amount of threads it could support
It's NOT efficient, but it'll get the ball rolling so you can get a little bit of upgrades and stuff
obv it also nuked the server, and well, if that didn't work, no harm no foul, it just errors and who cares about that

to run connect you either have to be adjacent or have a server backdoored, but that doesn't go for script commands
I'm not sure if it's an oversight or intended, but you can run any script command that takes a hostname on any server in the network, whether you can even see it with scan-analyze or not

I also put together this fairly early

/** @param {NS} ns */
export async function main(ns) {
ns.tprint("Current money: ", ns.getServerMoneyAvailable(ns.args[0]))
ns.tprint("Max money: ", ns.getServerMaxMoney(ns.args[0]))
ns.tprint("Current security: ", ns.getServerSecurityLevel(ns.args[0]))
ns.tprint("Minimum security: ", ns.getServerMinSecurityLevel(ns.args[0]))
ns.tprint("Minimum hacklevel: ", ns.getServerRequiredHackingLevel(ns.args[0]))
}

just run tools.js hostname in the commandline and it spits out some baseline information, quick and easy

looks like you broke the 2mili barrier before the stream ended

yea
i hacked like four neighbors and siphoned some cash from them

'member to get some more RAM sticks
unless you already did and I just didn't see

you take the coke zero

there is no turning back. You take the pepsi max- the story ends, you wake up in your bed and believe whatever you want to believe. You take the coke zero - you stay in Wonderland and I show you how deep the rabbit hole goes

We've been watching you. Your skills are very impressive. But you're wasting
your talents. If you join us, you can put your skills to good use and change
the world for the better. If you join us, we can unlock your full potential.
But first, you must pass our test. Find and hack our server using the Terminal.

/moesec/////|

For whatever reason the damn splice isn't splicing the first entry in the damn array anymore
It might have not been doing that for a while, I don't know, but I haven't a clue why it isn't

for (let i = listActive.length - 1; i >= 0; i--) {
const { xhair, timer } = listActive[i];
if (timer <= curTime) {
listActive.splice(i, i);
}
}

I mean it's not a complex code

ah
that second i in the splice should be a 1

This... this also explains why it's been duping random fucking entries, it's been killing the timers at random lmao

sleep deprived 30 year old accidentally codes incredibly robust rng

Long time staring at bad screen today
Nice to get home and stare at good screen.

need the spf 20 today, somewhere in the world

You guys played the Korone fan game?

i have nawt

>>1117690
cute rat

>>>/watch?v=wmNlFXJ_xdw
chat is this real
>>1117691
no cage can trap this rat

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malf's doing a subathon but I've yet to actually see him on the damn stream despite how long it's been going

well no, I did see him play some rimworld a few days back

>>>/watch?v=lR6S1H8-lJE

>>1117699
he's right and he SHOULD say it

>>1117700

I thought kaijuu8 was gonna suck ass but this is actually kinda neat

>>>/watch?v=qpPoyYyONyY

i cant believe they actually released a sisyphus pushing boulder game with the guy having only a loincloth on but didnt make him bald
the suffering cinematic universe is shattereed

>>1117702
It's an established series running in one of Shounen Jump's magazines or online publications, that was popular enough to get an anime even before Twitter got the streaming rights
Also it is airing on Japanese television like any ordinary anime
I'm a little annoyed that it has this reputation of being "The Twitter Anime" just because they bought the streaming rights to it

massage time
sitting outside a locked door hoping someone shows up in the next 2 min and invites me in
this is like the old days where you would just agree to meet at a specified time

front page

masseuse was talking up bitcoin a bit lol

just watched a guy walk past wearing a leather jacket, a helmet, tinted goggles, some kind of black mask or bandana, holding an acoustic guitar and a skateboard

c'mon dude save some girls for the rest of us

>>1117711
what a baller

>>1117711
orbit him and get the sidehoes

oh shi i found a screenshot from one of his girls

THATS IMPORTANT ;)

love him or hate him he's spitting facts

dude knows what he wants
and. thats about all ill grant him

>>1117711

sunny day
i need to stop hunching and teach my neck cmuscles to relax

ya I have to do the same for the 1st and 2nd day after a massage
you can omit the healing and then it's a waste of paper and healing time

>>1117717
Admit it
You swooned

whaddaheck
blizzard added a newfie to the game

they drill
they excavate

dorf fort adventure mode coming real soon
exciting

>>>/@horriblemercy/1780651167875322090

too bad you can't just drill all the way thru the map

>>1117726
with grafix
nice

front page again same spam :<

goes in waves a bit, huh

I guess
hasn't happened in a while of as frequent
hope it goes bakc too "hasn't happened in a while "

back**

dang the weathers crap
greyed out

Damn dude
Journal articles are wild

how do you guys think a foreigner-owned pizza place would do in fukuoka
the idea for the place is something like "world of pizza"
where the menu consists of pizzas that hit stereotypes of different nationalities' and regions' cuisines
like a mexican pizza with salsa for the sauce, chorizo and oaxaca cheese
or a n indian pizza with indian -esque curry sauce and butter chicken and paneer

i know they be lovin some stereotypes over there

>>1117736
Probally pretty good concidering Japanese ppl love American culture.
It would be cool to have a resteraunt that had uniqie items like that.

Bang let me work in your pizza place

>>>/@elaifresh/1780433975636623444

>>1117736
foreigners? in MY rural japan?!

idk j guess fukuoka is a city

i feel like to start any business in japan uou need to know the local area extremely well either being japanese or having a japanese business partner from that place

nuts on da table moe

>>1117741
you basially have to have a japanese local sponsoring you
you can't get property on which to start a business very easily otherwise
in a literal legal sense you need that yeah
but i think if the idea is sound enough
it's financially much easier than doing business in a lot of the US
purely for cost reasons

interesting
whys the cost so low
i know the zoning is super friendly for small ground floor biz

it's also like
food cost is pretty low in japan
labor costs are also much better than in the US compared to the rest of cashflow
demand for food is also pretty high in the sense that a lot more people have disposable income to spend on eating out
i don't think the average japanese person cooks at home as muh as the average american is basically forced to for economic reasons
rent is also a little different and establishments don't necessarily have to exist in the same paradigm as ones in america do
also iirc fukuoka is home to a ton of what we would essentially onsider food carts
non-permanent or semi-permanent fixtures

oic oic
and pizza is a pretty good business, cost of ingredients is low

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i'll take the PS5
cuz it don't get in my car and tell me how i should drive

take the damn ps3!!

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im gonna go to this shindig in cosplay
cosplay as a salaryman

>>1117759
nice
what shindig?
anime con?

im not really dressing up i just can't be bothered changing out of work clothes
im seeing a.mov

enjoyee

enjoyee your wifetime

the large drink is too large
do i get a lrge popped corn to even out

bubble tea ad before the movie lol

vape health ad
who out here is getting nicotine poisoning

>>1117451 (OP)

i thought this was VR how are they eating

i ate no popcorn
guess i have a snack for the drive

>>>/watch?v=3z6Ocr4b_wQ

>>>/watch?v=ppI3TG1L4Ss

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https://www.abc.net.au/news/2024-04-18/hunrdeds-evacuated-after-indonesia-volacano-eruption/103738546
holee molee

testo
quads
what if tommy wiseau was in dune
would he say lisa al gaib

>>1117771
>>>/watch?v=OppeiMsdbws

this connection is a motherfucker today

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Current Streak: 6 (max 6)
#Bandle #Heardle #Wordle
https://bandle.app/

>>1117451 (OP)
prpr
>>1117777
prprprprprprprpr

tommy wiseau got banned from twitch :(

wtf why

I' don't know, I did not break ToS, it's bullshit

>>>/watch?v=FmlWuFD4OaA

wow he's goin off on hey soul sister

RRAT

>>1117784
good post

>>>/watch?v=fLeFe9CiefY

yes ive become an old grandparent who just posts cat videos

tried out songs of syx for a while
very interesting game

very intricate

but it also sucks complete shit and I'm never playing it again because I trained up an army to use bows, have more bows than tehy could possibly use, and when actually drafted, a total of 0 of them have a fucking bow
I do not know how to make them actually USE the fucking weapon they've been assigned

>>>/@animetv_jp/1780902310207504524

>>1117792
how far did you get in the level 99 light novels?

>>1117794
I never got around to reading the one after the dimension hopping
might pick it up again later

>>1117795
that came out?

or do you mean the second book in that arc?

Iunno, whichever is the one after dark yumiella got restored to the formerly cursed timeline
I dunno if that is out yet, that might be why I didn't read it

>>1117798
I didn't know that came out, I need to read it then

oh yeah it is out
I forgot
I started reading it and got distracted

next one comes out next month

nvm I only read the preview available from th English publisher, full book came out in February

the new meta llama 3 ai model dropped

i think the quantized version i downloaded is a bit corrupt tho

>quantized
yuck

brother please

you runnin fp16 models out in the wild?
sorry i don't have a cluster of GPUs

>>1117793
:poggers:

>>1117786
I will go to bat for some of those bands and songs but will also stand for a lot of that slander

>>1117808
same

>>>/watch?v=idIs-P7hYA8

>>1117812

>>1117807
I come from the field that numerical linear algebra was developed for and I don't like it when people do quantized

how many bits are the quantized values?
I might just be mad cause I was thinking of a particular compute product that did like quantized as 8 bit onts or something

damn dude am I really gonna get up for a dawn service on ANZAC day
that's like 5am. it's rough
What did those boys ever do for me anyway

yeah are you really gonna do that
couldn't be me

It involves a lot of self sacrifice to get up that early
and that's really not in keeping with the spirit of the day.

@wp-kun
are you down for another movie
not FnF but has a good chase scene

>>1117819
once you've been getting up at 5am you get used to it over the years

now getting up at 4 to bake bread
that's a real sacrifice
s/o to our boys in white

once you get in the pattern it's not rough any longer
take
takes dedication* like many things that require disapline
now wearing white may be something anno would concider

>>1117816
bruh
neural nets are perfectly happy to run in 8 bits
i usually run around 6 bits
they have file formats now that have variable bit rates so you can have models that are like 2.33 bits per weight lol
there have even been 1-bit quantization methods proposed

>>1117817
>What did those boys ever do for me anyway
well if I recall 30k or so aussies and kiwis fought in the wars(while 40 million troops were involved in other theatres)
as for what they did it was an unfortunate circumstance of allowing the central banking cartels to continue their debt enslavement of almost all the planet

maybe i should get up at 5 am so i can do Child's Pose for an hour before work

The real child's pose is slouching in front of the tv and eating cereal while you watch cartoons

woww who talked

i am no longer a sloucher
my neck and shoulders have given me too much grief
i will no longer hunch
instead ima stretch the crap out of the cords

yoga once in a persistof
Once in a persistence of doing yoga it becomes routien**
Put effort into it and it paid off, gota get back in sync again.

are you saying that my actions, words, deeds, habits and self-talk are within my sphere of control??

samoo i forgot how to use AT command and cant find my cheat sheet txts help

what's AT precious?

oh i figured it out you have to ctrl-D to close it tehepero

what da hecc is anno talkin about

/usr/bin/python some version
/usr/local/bin/another python ver
whyyyyy do they do this

software was a mistake

from software?
i sure hope it comes from there

ive never meta ai i didn't want

instructions unclear, genatalia stuck in binder of printed source code

https://dynomight.substack.com/p/seed-oil

pretty good analysis of seed oil health claims

whoa I thought substack was kinda... chudland
will read though

bruh it's just a media platform

>>>/watch?v=-9EM5_VFlt8
o7
goodbye terrifying gas powered humanoid robot that's getting stronger day by day

hello new terrifying humanoid robot that comes preinstalled with muscle memory on every type of gun that has ever existed (probably, i haven't gotten to the end of the video yet)

yup here he is at the 2 minute mark
he can pick up a foldable chair
we are fucked

Yeah but how good is the succ

fuck he can do a sideways ninja flip

>>>/watch?v=NNNRlPfoC7I

>>1117833
that's you babe

mathler 807 3/6

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playing with cutlery and plates at dinner
a classic auteur power move

>>1117844
its gas/hybrid powered?
makes sense. wonder if battery energy density will be good enough for full EV killbots soon.

>>>/watch?v=gnZyTaSdBs0
classic gem

>>1117853
i dint actually know if that model was
i think the dogs used to be (still are?)

ok nevermind it was only their super old wildcat robots that were big enough for ICE
makes sense everything is batteries now
and the new ribot no longer uses hydraulic fluid

we livin in the robot age
give the neural nets a sec to figure out how to control em to be safe on the street

>>1117856
Interesting. Theres a quite a few heavy lift/long endurance rotodrones that are gas hybrid cause of weight
the ground gundams can be heavier

>>1117820


Really wanted to see fnf, and finish what was stared.
Stoped it at that part, specifically
Had SEEN a machine that would be good for a chace.
Need more then just a good movie.

>>1117859
I already have Wizards(1977) paused halfway.
Need to to finish that hehe.

man Seneca was spittin when he wrote On The Shortness Of Life

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MAHARI
YUWARE

>>>/@momosuzunene/1781208700751073598

anno @ best, rusty

you?

no this is me

>>1117871
Oh.
Who's your friend? >>1117869
I like her more.

thats tsurugi she has trouble speaking so she mostly screams

She also has the impulse to use brute strength and violence to solve her problems
But she's a nice girl at heart who likes to watch fluffy romance movies and keeps a memory box full of trinkets which mean important things to her

I fired up another songs of syx game, because aside from the snag with the combat, the rest of the game is really satisfying
Playing as the most xenophobic race in the game, they don't tolerate ANYONE else

They don't even really like immigrants of their own race, so I'm raising the whole city from a starting pop of like 25

The first native born to reach adulthood (5 years old) is "renowned for seeing the future" and "hears the voices of the gods"
a good omen, possibly

>>1117867
haha! funny!

Maybe I should just restart as the bugmen
They're generally bad at everything, but while the lizards I'm currently playing as have a maturation age of 5 years, the bugs are adults at 1, don't have much in terms of demands, are cracked at combat, and are good at mining too

I like the sort of faction where I just DEVOUR
Food might be a bit of an issue, but if I can get my hands on some lizards to fish for me, then I should be pretty well set

Kirara, how does the one converts to Buddhism?
I've heard it is not a religion, but a sets of practices, traditions, and there is no beleif in G-d, therefore it must be quire compatible with some "classic" monotheistic religions of Mediterrania.

S C, have you done with bitshifter? I'm looking forward to watch you building an Startup Business. Or maybe progressing towards Competitive Programming World Contest, but the business imo better.

Rei, I asked due my part time occupancy in Neuroscientific research, no offence. E.g. imo NRI not a typical classical anxiolytic, but ofc your Doc with You may understand better, I'm just 3rd party doing researches.

not s much done as got interested in songs of syx so i'm playing that for a bit
I may enjoy the process of programming, but it is mentally taxing cause the language isn't second nature for me
It's like, active entertainment, and sometimes I want something more passive, like a regular video game or book or anime
If I actually end up learning js properly though, it might become a more passive activity

hackity hacky sacc

freshly laundered pants aaahh no longer sneezing

:3 x3 you are cute, samu

>>>/@ganbor_zoi/1780024080181367211

beautiful. and beautiful get.
⚡
legends says dawg had dedicated thread on another board, but lore is out of scope of doushio

>>1117888
Tell me more.

Speak more on that, pharaoh

Saturday morning
but don't get too excited. I need to spend all weekend writing essays.
How is that fair?

what d heck time traveller is online
>>1117893
what is an essay?

>>1117894
It's when people who can't do maths or coding still want to make up busywork to make themselves feel intelligent and useful.

hey c'mon

maybe you'll learn something about yourself or about the world
in the process

Yeah. It's an interesting topic and I've got some HOT TAKES.

Of course, I'd still rather be playing videogames.

pick up bitburner and learn javascript with us
or me
well me and the... russian? ukrainian?
polak?

haven't been able to narrow it down

Java? I hardly know 'ah

they call it that cause you need a lot of coffee to work with it

>>1117902

aren't they like 9

wow
I thought they were like, kids kids
though, I've only seen your screenshots and fanart on twitter so

>>1117906

you gotta be replenishing the ATPs when in a multi hour coding frenzy frfr

maybe thats just how i justify coding at a brewery tho

any Swifties listenin?

Down Bad

>>1117898
what are your takes?

1. the law is dumb
2. justice is (not) blind
3. ass implants shouldb e free

>>1117912
For once the Americans got it right and the Euros got it wrong
In the context of balancing free speech against the potential for harm on the internet

>>1117914
based take

>>1117914
first amendment / section 230 are things I am somehwat familiar with case law for
this isn't internet related but its very good precedent that is useful even today
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hustler_Magazine_v._Falwell

my freeze peach!!

honda powered
>>>/watch?v=59SpS2-Towg#t=44s

ehat today
is bicycle day?
i forgorrrr
noooo
it would have been perf

>>1117914
Personally I think both of them get it wrong
There's a need for a degree of protected speech; there are obvious choices and uses of words which are both malicious and not conducive to any kind of fair and equal dialogue
A lot of the EU goes too far with obstructing use of language even in non-malicious and informative uses, but America both does not provide enough protection for peoples who would be abused with such language, and also enforces what protections it does unfairly and usually with bias to the people already in positions of power and wealth

>>1117923
shut up.

t
est

>>1117925
Did you pass the test?
I'll tell you what, your image almost didn't. It's meant to be a SFW board.
You can be a horny as you want but no nips allowed. Thems the rules.

>>1117924
Well someone woke up on the grouchy side of the bed this morning

can someone quote marsh's post and post a tasteful soyjak

The fuck you call me

>>1117926
check out this pussy

>>>/@NorthernIion_LP/1781462663954096228
do i get it twisted? do i don't get it untwisted??

#8ball (Can you repeat the question)
#8ball (Why this)
#8ball (nope.avi)

you got lucky this time my brotendo

u better believe i got it twisted

>>1117931
what is

that song

oh it's Young girl A
now ic

>>>/watch?v=VgrnEVnZ4xU

>>>/watch?v=oh6EFElkUp4

>>>/watch?v=BBsV0Q7kGGY
>>1117938
thanks sammy that's the one
time to playlist this mfer

any progressive house enjoyers

>>>/watch?v=MCqxCdOs30A

>>>/@chacaranda/1781410852215595223
any marshes in the chat

>>>/watch?v=2eI7JjGGWkg
gem spotted

>>>/@BMcNoldy/1781059443666640979
maybe i should just move to northern canada and be a prepper
this decade to come does not look great

retreating from society mite b cool

>>>/@JoePostingg/1781334170444197906
today in bad drivers 2 minute ragebait

and the replies who are like 'ykno she has a point i have to slow my car down just to make sure to get thru the poles'
this is some good moral highgroundin

sure the oceans warming might force us to abandon society but tweets like that make me want to volunteer

>you hear a crunch, freeze and keep going
always best to keep the same course of action that caused the accident

>>1117949
i just
i couldn't
i can't
i can't

and it's a caddilac i think?
poor car :(

HECANT

more house

this one came out today
>>>/watch?v=3R-l69FkLN8
really dark

oh dang the bitcoin halvening happened
yippie etc
and by that i mean switch to proof of stake already you imbiciles

i gotta switch doushio from redis to valkey i guess

>>>/watch?v=mQgT-lHdyf4

i'm untzing

im at an extremely loud brewery with no hedfones soz
would untz otherwise

there's always time for untz
if not in the present, there will be
you are forgiven

i drinka da soda

>>1117941
eyjoying, enjoy...

>>>/watch?v=bWxeob54baU

>>1117957
grab the aux cord
>>1117962
oh dang too late

i'm back at home
f-f-f-friday night

moreover friday night and it's actually nice outside
no time to be depressed lets dance

No time to dance let's be depressed.

fuck that noise baybeeeee

untz untz untz untz

i recycled some cans and da can company was like "hey buddy I actually owe you 20 bucks let me slip it into your paypal rq"
time to splurge

woweeee

i only drink real water

kind of looks like jake from jake and amir

>>1117969
christ
all this plastic for what

for da gym

finally does not feel like summer
that or time is an illusion and next week it'll be spring temperatures again

>>1117971
handjob practice

shake those weights

reminds me
maybe i should get into kettle bells

you're gonna get tha treasure

this choko vine is growing back again

damn thing won't die

chocolate vines? what will science come up with next

somebody tell zucc that when I want to search I want to search, not get meta ai to search for me
maybe he's handed the keys over while he's gone through whatever transformation

>>1117979
i should just pivot to eating food solely off vines

>>1117944
me tbh

>>1117924
I agree

theres only one way im runnin a farm and its fully automated
no thanks pullin all those carrots up

chickens are the way 2 go really
just collect egg

>>1117930
what the heck you censored my cat

>>1117986
No pussy provides *pics

>>1117959
I do love thai coconut water + lychee, non-carbonated

>>1117970
he looks like alfa chad on right

maybe need an diamond ear ring or two, akin to n-sync/timberlake

and date with britney spears

>>>/watch?v=laLAaTXGnp0

>>>/watch?v=J2JvuuEStXI

>>1117970
I've been watching a lot of jake and amir recently.
rewatching

pre good videos

>>1117987
pic of you uploaded

>>>/watch?v=5y-kaxFm3i8

>>>/watch?v=trZnE34_fgw
clever girl

>>>/watch?v=qOI-eJH30c4
the anime cat girl when she gets turned into an actual cat

problem: lizardmen hate immigrants, and they hate every other race even more, they also breed slow
Solution: hire mercenaries to go visit the surrounding regions for plunder and slaves
My society is geared almost entirely around sheer food and war equipment production
But I've got poor resources so I've had to supplement them with a little bit of plunder and also subjugation of the surrounding pigmen

POV: you are the united states

samu rocking

POV: you are soviets

>>1118000
solution is in vitro fertilisation & surrogacy. still waiting for Kirara to explain his expirience with it.

li-ds, been ruling flat Earth for thousands of years, since Pharaoh dynasty and interbred humans, that's how you should locate and consult with nearby Illuminati chamber.
>society is geared
give them Metaverse.
>problem: lizardmen hate immigrants
they are UFO migrants themselves
Have you learned nothing from the History channel?!

the lizardmen are lizards, they lay eggs anyway
They just don't do a lot of it

also Metaverse unlocks The Matrix road, pathway

also, you don't have to go through new pandemic, neither nuclear ww3, like in Ready Player One suggested, but you could just progress in to AR/XR iRL, and save the Markets.

the problem I face is the price/high cost of devices. yes, maybe first phones were expensive.
but now market should have affordable 100-200$ new HMD, from multiple producers/manafacturers, with FLOSS drivers. But there are none like that, and no one trying to bring mass affordability, every company seems aiming for selling more expensive edge stuff. Only Meta trying to make them somewhat affordable, but it's still heavy and bulky, who need all that in Quest?
There was a company who developing slick goggles, light, with just hdmi cable connecting directly / or usb3. no internal cpu, no heavy hardware. but even their item considered to be cutting edge on market, got excited Linus, at a price of something 999$.99c.

yea VR headsets have a ways to go yet

when you have lived with mediocre chicken wraps your whole life, the moment kf revelation is a shock

perfectly toasted in a panini such that the wrap is crispy. the ingredients are hot and not waterlogged or dry. pockets of hot aioli lubricate the experience

i think theres pickled onions helpin out too
all this needs is daubs of momma lizza's hot chili oil

>mama liz's chilli oil was discontinued in 2021
sonnuva

NOOOO

we need footsoldiers in Sydney scouring every last bougie corner store and patissorionette

when you have lived without mama liz's hot chilli oil your whole life, the release of serotonin is like adrenaline

hmm
i want to

build a metaverse
how hard cuud it beee

doushio as a metaworld now.
also >>1118010 good sauce choice.

what even is a metaverse

>>1118020
it is like a lucid dream

but... they should make it libre and not keeping to themselves only, e.g. like a early web.

how the hell are they gonna make money on that

>>1118023 how people make money on web?

I mean that's done through active monopolization and constructing walled gardens
>>1118026
I dunno, you're the one who made a distinction for "the early web"

is web monopolized?

maybe internet is monopoly?

each one runs own site or server.

ads used to be ads
ads are google ads

I remember the pipeline evolution

The Blogger
The Youtuber
The Streamer
The Miner

and soon it could become The Metaworld businessman entrepreneur born in 1984 (or 64)

you can earn money in many ways there, S C,
you could write code for some one in their environment, make stuff for worlds, or provide & sell services.

realistically, I will never become proficient in programming, for the simple reason I have nothing I want to make
In the abstract I'd like to learn, but learning requires doing, and doing programming means you need something you're trying to make

i just want an internet that isnt infested with ads and bots
and also html needs to be replaced
its too busted privacy wise and functionality wise
third party cookies, why are they a thing
so yea an open source encrypted metaverse

soooo dusty
need more spring cleans

how do you dust shelves efficiently

xqc style
simply replace them when they get dusty

flush my dust out daddy

xqc style, gibber madly in 200 bpm franglish
chat chat should i put away all these books umm flower pot chat

since I only watch NL, the wider streaming world is actually so fucking bizarre, man
most of them either play exactly one game, forever, or they barely play games and instead just watch youtube while ""reacting"" to it or having the absolute most braindead takes on Issues imaginable
True, NL played a single game for a decade, but it's not ALL he did, it was just the main gig

CodeMiko is creating some kinda mikoverse

ugh she's disneyposting
i'm over it

squeex just beat radahn

gonna go check out 420 in the park pray for meeee

>>>/watch?v=PLiMy4NaSKc

what the hell, street hacker never got a steam release
I mean it is old as hell sure, but still
wonder if the devs ever made anything else

oh wow, they actually only did street hacker
and seemingly kept maintaining it until 2019
at which point they released it as freeware because they were about to shut down, encouraging their fans to continue sharing it going forward

wammy

have u played any zachtronics games

ya, a few
some of them are real fun
I don't think I've completed any of them though

yea they get hard
i had so many pogs optimizing space hem

Got coffee from a Korean bakery
You know I had to throw out the 'Kamsahumniidaa'
And the lady was like "Oh!" Pleasantly suprised.

im not a fucking koreaboo i lived there when i was a kid ok

no one was gonna accuse you of that

>>1118033
gemini, gopher://
>its too busted privacy wise and functionality wise
proceed to host and spread js

have you guys seen those beautiful ANGULAR/REACT/VUE SPA, that is simply incompatible with html-only text browsers?

>>1118040
but she has not released any app. she is still simply vtuber.

nothin wrong with writing an app in react
just use Remix you get server side rendering for free

I'm not even go to argue with front end dev. never again.

Ok.Ok. cool down. I have plenty of boards to go with html only, if you'll ban me.
I did not wrote the liveboard. My problem with not a liveboard engine per s.e.
I don't do front ends, for religious reasons, you won't(don't) understand.
I do not think it is wort explaining PoV with arguments.
excuse me for mistypes, etc

dont shitpost if you cant bring the heat

if i were writing doushio today itd be in react or preact with remix
this jquery xodebase is a joke

>>1118054
>>>/watch?v=V2hlQkVJZhE

>>>/@wirmgurl/1781275585764847857
my career in a nutshell
>>1118061
what the hell maaan

my career in a nutshell

Also, jfyi, it is worth mentioning, I do not like general concept of boards.

I shitpost to vent

I like it here, because quality of conversations, on average, is better than on 4chan.
and the beautiful afterglow of posts. and subtle schizo vibes occasionaly.

>>1118062
if she is not willing to defend her PoV and compete in natural environment (of job market?)
idunno how she'll strive
if she doesn't like work environment/private business, in academia requirements are basically the same.
wihtout smart asses, there wouldn't be any innovation at all, and she'll be stuck in cave with no fire and no wheels.
well... I have bright idea right just for her! She could join Communism in Non-Compete!

buy some google ads traffic to have more better annos

real shame how things went with noncompete
a warning to us all about propaganda

I've got all this expensive powerlifting gear but still only putting up mid numbers
My trainer was like
>if you're gonna get this stuff eventually you may as well get it now
Which is fine and a good point

But i do feel like a real tryhard
Being all FITTED AND KITTED

I've got the knee sleeves . I got the $400 belt. I got the wrist straps. I got the liquid chalk. I got the expensive premium pre workout. I got the flat soled shoes.

Maybe I'm just hoping it's pay to win

mathler 809 4/6

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greetins ya lot

doing HDD archeology from my dead PC (2011-2020) with most of my stuff in it that I have ever acquired over the many years of me owning a personal computer

and sadly I must inform you all, that I didn't actually have DUWANG on me

henlo

Sup sammy

i just finished browsing my camera folder and now entered /a/
ofc I first checked this one

>16 different touhounazi pics
man I was dedicated

It's not tuesday, but

>>1118077
Howsit hanging?

I, as I already stated got a HDD docking station and am going through what essentially is a museum

>>1118052
white boy busts out perfect korean, shocks everybody

Well I am outo f anything worth sharing and something I would share

cya

>>1118095
cya

>>>/watch?v=bSib3cYTTD8

i smoked some weed w a friend

ayo 420 blazzit bro

>>1118101
>>>/watch?v=Nt2_NQjsvRA
here you go here's some "Weed content".
idk if it's good or not i didn't watch it.

Oh my god they knew my name in Runescape was a reference to Genshin Impact

suisei... not like this

what the fuck

idk
i had a picture I printed out as a novelty
and I guess she ended up in the wood pile somehow

what the fuck

REEEEE

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>>1118109
don't shoot the messenger

Bang.moe is dead forever.
Now where are we meant to write stories about jacking off?

>>1118110
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>>1118113
I've got a site
it's called doushio.com/moe

no one was using it

soo i reclaimed my gpu

gj temu

>>1118118
upgraded the FW?

i think this new router is actually slower

>>1118118
reclaimed from where?

walmart

Ah, the naturally formed community, everything placed based on proximity to resources and space constraints

how horribly inefficient
we are standardizing and making a grid

>>1118117
fair.

https://www.abc.net.au/news/2024-04-20/chess-champion-60-hour-chess-marathon-record-attempt/103749818

mah name's calamity jane and im here to say

>>1118134
>>1118135

im yelan over this hot anime lady

I'd get her yellin if you know what I mean ;)

(I mean I would work for the Ministry of Civil Services and be incompetent and my job and she would yell at me for underperforming in my role).

thanks for explaining:)

https://myanimelist.net/forum/?topicid=1776729

>>1118141
spice and wolf reference?!

>>1118143
>>>/watch?v=Jg6D9knM1XE

it has become apparent I need to design the new script in broad strokes before actually writing it if I am to have any hope in improving it, so that's what I'm doing
Up until now I've just sorta been improvising in the middle of it all, but I'm taking a step back to lay out what exactly the damn thing has to do

>>1118145
image for ants

ants have gotta have images to enjoy as well

the only way I can consume cringe is through enell

learning about the history and truth of the universe, humanity, and indeed love itself, watching a series of summaries of the Happy Science documentary anime

In the afterlife, if you ever have a "negative thought", you are immediately sent straight to hell
That's good to know
Before you're even told what's going on, like first stop after you die, you're taken to a big cinema to watch a movie of your entire life, and you're then judged by every single one of your ancestors, determining if you even get a crack at the good stuff or you go straight to hell

Needless to say, I can probably skip orientation and just go directly to hell

oh, "negative thoughts" include disappointment at not getting to go to one of the tiers of heaven above where you got dumped
If you get the bottom tier heaven and think "man, I was really hoping I'd get the second tier heaven", you go straight to hell that very moment

New mushoku tensei episode

>>1118138
>>1118147

8113

moe.org

> "Unknown" is a mysterious enemy that suddenly appeared a long time ago. As a countermeasure, the "Evolutionary Railway Development Agency" (ERDA) has developed the "Shinkalion" robot that transform into bullet trains, to prepare for the threat.

big lmao

the soundtrack of Street Hacker is such fucking 2004 hacker-core shit, too
incredible stuff
>>>/watch?v=scDcx1T8Ifw

it is damn hot nowadays
30 degrees in here

but really, I'm okay with it being overly hot
A lot of people get real uncomfortable when it starts pushing 25, from my experience, but other than having to take off my tshirt cause of, you know, the sweat and stuff, I don't really mind it too much
I prefer it be closer to 25 or so rather than 30 though, 30 is pretty hot
but it's fine

planet's on fire
its gonna be a swampy summer

i saw a sick jacket in a store but it had the one piece logo on it
rest in peace ryan gosling dreams

🔥 this is fine 🔥

we'll be fine, just walk to the grocery store instead of driving and it'll sort itself out

i mean if everyone did that then yeah
we'd make a pretty sizable dent in CO2

anyway we're already locked in for 2C barring some kind of geo engineering
but it could get a lot worse
we could have like 5C or 8C warming by the end of the century at this rate which would be catastrophic

time to go buy some mass produced jacket shipped from china i guess

so it can fall apart after teo wears?

need better then that. two*

>>>/watch?v=6Wcj2VD5eKk
me when i try to go outside before 11am

>>1118170
idk
where can i get a jacket that'll actually last

milsurppppp

>>1118173
porduce them our selves and triple stitch the shit out of the seams

>>1118174
yes a grand ideer, the last time I did but a german arny jacket it had some blood stairs in it though, should be still good too go? :P

i gues i could check out a milsurp

there no more A&N here any more, they turfed a Army base
Mil 's becoming unfortanuatly non existant of this city
what the fug

Been around a surp tons growing up, so got to at least know the culture in's and out's as rising up at a young age.
Quality is hard to find, at least knowing of it, and talking about is keeping it alive in some way.
Allmost everythang I hav is falling apart or out of seam, it's redic.

This, getting out of hand, just want a change already w/o a resident evil vunerability.

Down for whatev's.

>>1118164
it gets even better

one for nezi
full on full mode

full on front mode**

>>1118179
imagine me being approached by random one piece fans and bein like sorry never heard of it

If cloths are produced, with shoty manufactoring it's better to get an
flight jacket and sow ina embrodered patch at this point

maybe i whouls get a fine leathrr jacker

I remember in the 90's then had those whole leather jacket
pop up stores selling saude and genuine leather jackets

>>1118182
>Wan Peace? No. Sorry, what's that? I just like skulls

Wan peace?
No, I'm more of a cat person

>>1118187

>>1118188

hey my tail looks shagy and in need of a brushing

bushy af

>>1118189
uwu

two strands of out
two stands of hair out of place, not a big deal

>>>/watch?v=IW5YgJLHdDw

honka donka baddonkas
ya hoo

can you buy me the bunny girl game on steam

(attempting to ask a question in good faith for the first time since i was 12) have any of these bunny girl vide game physics 3d modellers ever seen a real woman's body irl

there are no anime bunny girls in real life you fucking idiot. don't you know the difference between games and reality?
go out and touch some grass you schitzo, and learn the difference between Real and Make believe before you shoot up a school.

(that's what you get for trying to act in good faith)

noooo i was being 100% real and putting myself out there and got told off time to retreat into my shell and nurse this speck of trauma into a pearl over the next 20 years

>>1118197
serves you right.


But fr tho, buy me that game.

okay but i need to open an australian bank account first to buy it
please send me a best buy gift card number i'll walk u thru it

>>>/watch?v=_LJi5na897Y
nice afternoon jams

>>1118199
420 69696969 69

>>1118196

im glad captain cook is no longer roaming our streets with his arsenal

Is that a sawn off nugget?

>>1118203
800 Officers but they can't afford a new ruler.

the ideal snack cosplay raver ESL gf doesn't exis—

SWIPE RIGHT. SWIPE RIGHT

Ok here's your opener:
>hey baby if you let me butter your popcorn I'll let you lick some cheese balls

oh shit marsh has already got the gameplan

this stuff just comes natural to me. what can I say it's a gift.

hey how come i never get any matches on tinder.

Well it's probably because I'm not on it.
Fuckin,
lucky for the rest of you.

she even has a bunny suit
swiped right, throw that Like into the abyss

Ahhhhhhhhhhh don't be so hard on yourself. I'm sure she'll like you too.
I think you're a very nice young man.

thanks auntie!!!

nah its just that due to the demographics here tinder is P2W for men
you gotta buy super likes or boosts or whatever to have a chance to even show up

For all that pw2 you could just buy Marsh bunny garden on steam
which would be infinitely more rewarding and satisfying for the soul.

>>1118215
if you do match make sure you use my line about balls. It's a winner.

time to spend $4 on a super like just to meme at this girl who won't get it due to language barrier
o7

doing God's work, son.

made a cursed sando

bread was expired 2 days, but looks fine, so i toasted the shit out of it to make sure to kill any molds
scraped off the black burnt parts with a butter knife
put some butter in a hot pan to fry eggs, but the butter burned immediately so i poured out the brown fats into the trash
cooked eggs ok
sliced my finger cutting an avocado in half
assembled it all and added a bunch of hot sauce
bite into it
cough up a storm due to all the toasted bread dust

wow u can't do anything right

ffffffff

blessing be

dyed my hair for the first time in my life

damn dude, we're full on Midlife Crisis mode now

sooo true
im still cool and young i can still hang
copium

drag and drop
also hilarious image

>>1118226
Maybe your rave bunny girl will love you if you get bleached tips

naah i know whatll do the trick
ill buy the loudest and chromeist car i can find on the used lot

>>1118227
It's got a window crank for a bolt lever

>>1118229
ooh baby I'm wet

i just have to rehearse Dracula Flow & Dracula Flow 2

i want to build a cat fountain
is that a thing
i just need a garden hose clamp, a basin, and a bit of scrap wood right

or
a block of soft stone and a chisel??

hmm
seems like soapstone is easy to carve
what a silly hobby

its wild how many ukranian women are on the apps now

i mean it makes sense
the times we live in eg

dracula sighting

plumbcorp is run by joji
wadduhem

>>1118236
Turn on the charm and they'll all come russian'

wow i got to this position then synthesized a plan to attack the D4 pawn pinning the queen to the king and it worked

waddaheck
using your brain and willpower pays dividends??

actually a pretty badic plan tbh and they couldnt just moved their king
anyway i feel accomplished

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>>1118243
hey posting ganyu is my thing

its a freebie

undercutting the market

>>>/watch?v=5DcTY9i-fx8

aint no dutch thing as a free ganyu

I miss dutch

>>1118246
would you go halfsies on me with ganyu

wait the english
i syntaxed wrong
wait no i fucked that up oh god

what the fuck dude that's gross...

bro
you got a ganyu tethered to some kind of economic instrument?
do you sell derivatives

listening to some dont drink and drive radio commercials
this shit is so dunb
if you drink, dont drive
NO SHIT
and yet here we are

i think the biggest problem is that the people most likely to drink and drive are also the least likely to care that they shouldn't in the first place
so the adverts just kinda don't help them

yea
what a dumb sitch

the real problem is that our society has built itself on the idea that people should be able to (i.e. are forced to) drive everywhere, instead of there being good mass transit systems
if there's a way to fix that, we'll never find it though

till we vote for it
tide is slowly turning on zoning in some areas
we're qorkin on it

i cant stop listening to this chris hansen impression its so good

I dont' like bike lane
if ppl on bike are savy enough to ride with cars
if they want safety it would be cool to have levels aove the trafic |above*
then bike riders are at least away front the carbon a bit as well.


that shit doesn't make sence

I dont' like bike lane
ppl on bikes are savy enough to ride with cars been that way for ever.
if they want safety it would be cool to have levels above the trafic.
then bike riders are at least away front the carbon a bit as well.
how cool would it be if the platform for the bike riders was pererated steel and you
could see the cars under you when you look down.

bro tried to edit their post
ICANT

how cool would it be if you didn't need a car at all

all ways need cars, just for that Samu's not aloud to drive vintage chevys, naw flying cars are the ticket
a device that could go into a trunk that can make it so you can fly any car anywhere.
Got too a level of meditation that was like that
levitating to where you want to go.
access to the light tunnels/tubes in the mind.

new idea for a gameshow
"adult male on hallucinogens or AI-written"

>>1118266

could call it sausage finger show down"
or the multi millinion dollar blotter pyramid.

>>>/watch?v=HTvu1Yr3Ohk

>>1118261
link please.

HEADSTRONG
ILL TAKE YOU ON
HEADSTRONG
ILL TAKE ON ANYONE

>>1118270
>>>/watch?v=DEWwQFmfwws

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ugh
i dont like my dyed hair
i guess no one else will notice or care but i see it all

>>1118275
then don't dye it???

its already dyed????

oh sorry youre right i forgot about Ctrl-Z

don't dye it next time

>>>/watch?v=mrTU1jXIa5g
the algorithm giveth

>>>/@hopes_revenge/1769478752994767079

>>1118272
gem

post the sequence #8ball (Help)
#8ball (Praise be)
#8ball (EEEEEEH?!)

#imfey (Kooloo Limpah!)

#imfey (u do u)
#imfey (sproink)
#imfey (my child...)

86 was pretty good

it was a good year as well.
I heard something derogatory about the year 84 today in the background
my subconscious picked up in the background in a song or something
not fully true 84 was a good year as well

Haven't seen 86 maybe a epi here or there or clips, it looks good.
Was way back in 2017, seems new then that, kind of suprized.

banned from the imageboard? this is literally 1984!!

>>1118288
nice canyon cliff river

>>1118289
>>this is literally 1984!!

I'm ok with that

but more ok with this

>>1118249
I still have this stuck in my head
>>1118287
b b b b bang

rock a billy is like that, catchy amfo

lmao
>>>/watch?v=zITwtKXW4WA

>>1118295

haha wrangled

>>>/watch?v=6nKOh5YQRF8

im syntaxxing

>>>/watch?v=FyoHqE8TSkw

>>>/watch?v=afirZYmDSN4

>>>/watch?v=9rQkvxI3VxY

chip sando for dinner
a culinary delight

>>>/watch?v=t3nvIQXGvTk
germans when the xyz etc

(to the tune of Message in a Bottle)
i hope that science cures my
i hope that science cures my
girlfriend in a comaaa

they're going door to door here tomorrow replacing the batteries in all the smoke detectors apparently
what an extreme waste of everyone's time

wow you get free batteries?
i need to buy my own.

I already did that because this is like, several months late
by now, if they actually needed someone to come help them replace it, which I know is a real thing for some people, they either already got someone to do it, or the damn thing has been without power for probably a month at least

>>>/watch?v=HylaY5e1awo
white boy speaks perfect singlish

>>1118309
It's all political. Batteries are a charged topic