>>1084539 A more accurate translation of the second adjective is "dense" or "thick" I don't think it's a modulation of the colour blue in that name, otherwise it wouldn't have been separated by the comma
>>1084549 This is incredibly cursed No mortal should have such power
Samu /人◕ ‿‿ ◕人\
it's way too good for something that can be generated in 5 seconds
Samu /人◕ ‿‿ ◕人\
i do like some raw salmon tho
Marsh shitposting on the go via Telephone
Check out this sick mug I found at the thrift shop $3
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As far as novelty mugs go, that's pretty good Large volume too, without being "This is either a sacrifice of good mug design for the sake of comedy, or I have a severelycrippling caffeine addiction"
Mahou Shoujo Marsh-chan
>>1084556 so, which is it? What do you pick? Coffee? Tea? or wa~ta~shi~
can you do me a p. big favor what are the ingredients on the back of your monkfruit bag/box cause im guessing its just Erythritol with monkfruit dust thats just an assumption though
♍︎/人◕ ‿‿ ◕人\
was reading a Tao Lin book and he mentioned Agave sweetener in it lemme tell you this sugar substitute review Im going to do is gunna be huge
>>1084584 saw this, my friends an i were having a good laugh at it they're getting so creative with porn games now obviously it's a thriving market, i couldn't imagine buying one but knowing how many sales they make i can't help but wonder how many people i know are buying games like this
i do think there's something about the human brain that wants to worship wants to believe in something, and "transcendant spiritual experience" is a proper emotion sucks what organized religion does to such spirituality tho
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Just because the human brain wants to do something doesn't mean I have to comply!
i'm down to invent my own spirituality and rituals to help keeping myself sane although that sounds like a lot of work maybe i'll just get into dark magic and satanism
♍︎/人◕ ‿‿ ◕人\
the scientology guy got it right might as well start a profitable cult
Samu /人◕ ‿‿ ◕人\
i could become a brand ambassador for DMT
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thought joe rogan has that spot maybe VP
Samu /人◕ ‿‿ ◕人\
welp nevermind it's ruined now
AnnoSamu /人◕ ‿‿ ◕人\
she takes off her dress and
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email etiquette stinks
Samu /人◕ ‿‿ ◕人\
it's insane how much effort is spent turning a simple idea into a full email then sending it then the person has to decode your intent
i get that the etiquette is there as a replacement for body language and signals intent and all but then we have person -> openAI -> google mail servers -> openAI again -> person
it's like can we just brain signals -> brain signals already ??
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clown to clown communication
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did you ever see that dino soar
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I can do professional email writing pretty easily Like it's not even an "Oh I can do it easy but it still sucks" for me It's just like, changing my language channel over to formal and polite I don't feel anything about writing it, I just write it The idea that it takes effort just feels, I'unno, foreign to me
it's a hardware chain located in Australia renowned for their snags (they allow groups to fundraise with barbeques on the weekend) their prices are pretty decent too
i love myself
barbeques are pretty cool you know, that barbeques are an aussie thing makes australia not so bad for a commonwealth nation
i love myself
wait so they have coffee?
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they have a little cafe and playground for kid they're like the biggest chain so that's why they can afford it
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that's kinda smart for a hardware store it's like, so the dad can say they're stopping by and the wife and kids don't get all uppity
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the barbie is good if you're hungover too I mean anything is but it's a pretty quick fix
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>>1084674 what if I turned this guy into an anime bunny girl and put it on a banner do you think I'd get beaten up
Georgia has a place called Cumming and nobody ever brings this up??
i love myself
there's a Cumings in texas
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a need to do a tour of absurd placenames like eromanga
i love myself
i got lots of botes
i love myselfi love myself
actually i got too many botes i can barely scroll through my images without finding them which might say more about needing to organize
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I am always one badly positioned finger from a bad image
i love myself
i have way more botes that i should make sure i don't post than i i really ought to >>1084694 yeah that
i love myselfi love myself
>>1084694 badman kicked me out of celestial 3 times today bedman* i hate him
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fuck it ima waterboard myself under a hot shower for my sinuses
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to add insult to injury
i love myself
this kind of thing is what demonstrates the disconnect between people at different income levels to rather casually delay payment can end up being a huge amount of stress for the less-advantaged
Samu /人◕ ‿‿ ◕人\
that sucks
also LOL banks automated clearing house payments are so fuckin slow and basically meat-based software
Samu /人◕ ‿‿ ◕人\
i got a virgin moscow mule from a can i'm one of Those people tonight
Samu /人◕ ‿‿ ◕人\
>>1084666 how will i know if the content is based unless i see tiny images of frogs praying to some unspecified deity floating across the video feed
i didn't realise my car insurance came out today and work also conveniently couldn't pay me like usual today definitely my fault partially for not managing my finances as well but also the stars seemed to align
AnnoMahou Shoujo Marsh-chan
the normies i work with don't get the >coffee tea or Me coffee mug.
I need .. more rl friends
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I don't even get my work mug it's a latino american Simpsons meme mug
Mahou Shoujo Marsh-chan
dude that sounds sick
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if I can find a pic I'll post it's at work rn unless they secretly threw it out
>>1084720 i would definitely go to the bar with you every weekend, marsh but alas you live in the underworld
Samu /人◕ ‿‿ ◕人\
the greatest mcdonalds in the world is in chicago
Samu /人◕ ‿‿ ◕人\
what kind of psycho schedules the performance review due date to be on tax day this is how you know they're trying to apply some pressure
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I'll apply some pressure if you noamsayin'
Mahou Shoujo Marsh-chan
>>1084727 Thank you, bang. I'm sure I would enjoy your company irl too. Although a reminder that I'm four years sober and won't be going out to any bars.
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Hey Marsh want to hit up a hipster espresso café
Mahou Shoujo Marsh-chan
how about we hit a hipster and then go get coffee from starbucks
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Because I don't know a good Starbucks but I know a few good espresso cafés
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>>1084731 they got those mocktail bars we could get overpriced juice together
i love myselfi love myselfi love myselfSamu /人◕ ‿‿ ◕人\
weird usagi blobs nope still no monie they gave an update at 10:15 at least though maybe they felt the points of the pitchforks looks like I can get that dishonor fee from finance covered which is like...$9
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>What if my direct debits fail? Will I be reimbursed for any fees I am charged?
Yes, you will be reimbursed for any late fees you are charged. If you have been charged a late fee, please email
>>1084826 Car design really shouldn't be promoting more distractions to driving than it already does It's the same reason cell phone use behind the wheel can be a fineable offense in some parts of the world
Mahou Shoujo Marsh-chan
>>1084829 It's the opposite actually. you get that post-nut clarify and can focus on the road even better.
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>>1084827 it's a decently popular Simpsons meme you can easily find accounts dedicated to posting on that exact day
>>1084845 I'm gonna find the post tomorrow, if i give you an approximate time for the error message will you be able to see the filename in the logs? cause I could find it again if I hsd the name.
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>>1084866 my dad works at the moe factory and he says you can't do it
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https://www.abc.net.au/news/2023-04-19/scottish-runner-disqualified-for-using-car-during-ultramarathon/102243874 >still only managed to come third
Mahou Shoujo Marsh-chan
yuh cannae yoose a cah in a marathon yuh daft bastard
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https://edition.cnn.com/2023/04/20/tech/florida-early-emergency-test-alert/index.html >>1084870 who says you can't
Mahou Shoujo Marsh-chan
I've been thinking a bit more about my fleshlight steering wheel idea the biggest downside is that you need to clean cum out of the dashboard pretty frequently
>>1084888 >>1084889 Highly recommended I watched it with dutchfriend, on his suggestion (which is a big boost to my mental well being in and of itself, let's be fair) and we were both just blown away by it
I may be relatively easy to coax into like, being impressed by and enjoying the concepts of movies and stuff, but he's really not of that same stock as far as my experience goes (maybe he's changed as a person over the time since we kinda REALLY fell out, I dunno) So it's a very strong recommendation
I also keep kinda just, not really having him being bi as a sort of "active" descriptor of him, so after we finished the movie and very much unrelated to it, when he said he used to have a crush on Trevor Moore, that really took me by surprise Like I said, not related to the movie in any way, obviously a dead man is not involved in it, but part of me just kinda wants to brag or gush or something something about dutchfriend feeling comfortable actively inviting me to watch a movie with him because I've been so worried, and really still am but a little bit less, he had no interest in actually trying to get "back together" (as though we're a couple lmao) and really just intended to let our relationship, whatever it can be deemed as, just fade away into nothing with the occasional discord exchange here and there more to ease the transition into nothing than to keep anything alive I really didn't think he'd be comfortable getting on voip with me and watching a movie ever again, especially since he has his bf for that kinda stuff, you know? but he did he wanted to watch this movie with me, kinda outta the blue and it means so much to me, I'm like, still kinda buzzing with chemicals even though it was hours and hours ago ...granted, the anxiety of him inviting me to watch with him at all ended with me popping ritalins so those things doing their job and stopping the re-absorbtion of the Good Chemicals is doing a lotta work, but still I just can't get over it cause I was su
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re it was over and he really didn't want anything to do with me anymore, and just wanted to ease us out of it, if only for his own sake since we're both kinda, I dunno, "addicted" to each other I think, even his bf doesn't really Get him the same way I do, and nobody will ever again Get me the way he does But he really does, I think, want to somehow fix, or patch up, or at least make functional, our friendship, and that really means the world to me, cause I dunno if I'd even want to keep waking up once it is\was\will-be truly over, it's just too important to me
Like what do I even do once or if he does call it quits and actually ghosts me, you know? Like, for an extended period Like, if he disappears for half a year, what do I even do? I kinda need him, like need It's not that I'm not stable or something without him, it's just that everything feels very empty without having him there to talk to and whine about random junk with and just have him there to fully GET me on a deep, soulbound level And I just know I can't get that with anyone else again, we're just too close to replicate
I'm ranting again, ritalin coursing through the bloodstream, I get chatty and my emotions are *SO MUCH* all the time
if parrots can do it, why do video calls give me such strife
Kirara "Ikkyū" 🍄 /人◕ ‿‿ ◕人\
brains are weird man i can speak in front of a hundred people and feel nothing but if i make a 5 minute phone call it's gonna take me an hour to get ready for it
Samu /人◕ ‿‿ ◕人\
conversation vs monologue i guess
i think i eould fare better in delayed voice calls if i just slowed down a bit
Kirara "Ikkyū" 🍄 /人◕ ‿‿ ◕人\
its something about the setting i can go enter a discord VC full of strangers and be fine but the PHONE CALL horrifying evil
Samu /人◕ ‿‿ ◕人\
oh dang really a group voice call is more unnerving for me
>Yesterday Squeex did a YLYL stream where if he laughed, he had to spin a wheel that had ingredients on it like soy sauce and ketchup and instant coffee and he would put whatever the wheel landed on into a glass, and at the end of the stream he drank it
>The thing is, he laughed at every single fucking video. He just couldn't help himself. He did drink it though, man of his word
i am afraid for that man https://www.twitch.tv/videos/1799938722
>>1084969 Sam never replied to my posts asking if he could find the filename from the error logs so I assumed he either couldn't or didn't care enough so I didn't bother searching for it.