“Thanks for stopping by The Route 66 Refreshments!” Tsugu announced to her customer, leaving with one of her famed corn dogs. The Arizona sun crept over the desert, heralding Tsugu’s nightly cooking ritual. When the last customer was out of earshot, she closed the front door to her Frankfurter stand and flipped on the radio. “Route 66” by Chuck Berry blared over any noise from the outside as Tsugu pulled a fresh batch of corn dogs from the refrigerator.
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what happened to the thread
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oh it was due to expire rn nvm I thought it was made later in the week
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wtf even I don't have cheese in my fridge is there
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a cheese crisis image duplicate of a dead theead that's cool
♍︎/人◕ ‿‿ ◕人\
btfo
whoakun
tenshi eating a corndog!
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I've got enough security now, most raiding groups just leave before they even get through the gauntlet Incredible stuff
it's like pig or something yeah endangered I just remembered the slip of paper that came with it "the habitat is cleared for farming driving the pig to survive off the crops and leading to treat the pigs like pests and kill them" real big brain humanity moment
Rei !p8eYCadcMo
>>1083644 feral hogs are actually a huge problem in the US they even damage forests so its not just farmers' fields that get ruined here. though I'm sure that one is different from those
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Wordle 653 4/6
⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜🟩🟩⬜ ⬜🟩🟩🟩⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 feral humans are the real problem
As she worked, Tsugu’s mind began to wander, as it often did during these quiet moments. She couldn't help but feel like something was missing in her life, despite the satisfaction of running a successful food stand. She had always dreamed of bigger things, of traveling the world and experiencing new cultures, but here she was, stuck in the middle of the Arizona desert.
Tsugu’s thoughts were interrupted by the sound of a car engine, and she quickly snapped out of her daze. A customer had pulled up to her stand, and she quickly composed herself, putting on her brightest smile as she served up a corn dog with a side of fries. But as the customer drove away, Tsugu couldn't shake the feeling that she was meant for something more.
As the night wore on, Tsugu found herself lost in thought again. She couldn't help but feel like she was wasting her life, selling corn dogs to passersby on Route 66. But as she looked around at the vast expanse of desert, she realized that there was something beautiful about the simplicity of her life.
The stars were shining bright overhead, and Tsugu couldn't help but feel a sense of awe and wonder at the world around her. She realized that maybe, just maybe, her purpose in life wasn't to travel the world or achieve some grand success, but to find meaning in the small moments and simple pleasures of life.
Samu !AHL7KHofQw
and she lived happily ever after, THE END
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Fake story there's no way Tsugu could ever live happily ever after
lets see here dear chat GPT how do i wake up my brain Here are some quick tips you can try to help "wake up" your brain:
Move Your Body: Do a few stretches or take a quick walk to get your blood flowing. Take a Cold Shower: Cold water can help wake up your senses and stimulate your nervous system. Drink Water: Dehydration can cause fatigue and brain fog, so drink a glass of water to hydrate your brain. Take a Deep Breath: Take a few deep breaths, inhaling through your nose and exhaling through your mouth, to increase oxygen to your brain. Listen to Music: Upbeat music can help boost your energy levels and improve your mood. Eat a Healthy Snack: Eating a healthy snack, such as fruit or nuts, can help fuel your brain and improve cognitive function.
Samu /人◕ ‿‿ ◕人\
whaddya know
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Well I know at least as much as ChatGPT on what can wake up my brain
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Surprised coffee isn't mentioned That's like, the number one go-to method for people across the world
Samu /人◕ ‿‿ ◕人\
sigh dealing with UPS tryna pay an invoice it's all like "locate your account number!" account numbers are six digits usually found after the characters 1Z on your invoice or you can sign up online with your account number ... by entering the account number from your last 3 invoices? huh dang legacy systems and then some account numbers are 9 digits or 10 digits if they're temporary you can tell this is some shit a non-programmer came up with
Samu /人◕ ‿‿ ◕人\
there are account numbers on the invoice but of course they're not mine, they're the sender's dumb design so much wasted time
Mahou Shoujo Marsh-chan
My co-worker is mad at me because when I paid him back for lunch the other day I put "for dick pills" in the memo section of the transfer and I got a message yesterday that's like >bro I'm trying to get a bank loan Which I think is... even funnier.
owned owned those bankers think that just because they hold a lot of capital and they wear suits all day they deserve to be treated with respect and dignity
Mahou Shoujo Marsh-chan
I mean they probably take dick pills themselves. If anything, I say it would be humanizing and built a bit of rapport. Some COMMON GROUND between them and the loan seeker.
i bicycled past a cute brunch place that is open in the morning and afternoon but it was full of people and they had a doner kebab rotating meat setup going on what the hecc
>>1083693 i feel like i understand your posts so much more now
i love myself
oh no i am intoxicated and this intoxication has led to a mistake on my part and i feel regret for this mistake i have quoted the wrong post and now samurai might think i was saying something strange
Samu /人◕ ‿‿ ◕人\
oh no bang has divined the shape and nature of my id, the most intimate and childlike partition of my psyche
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quote us the real post bröther
Samu /人◕ ‿‿ ◕人\
thonk
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ai don't feel so good might be a head cold
Rei !p8eYCadcMo
Wordle 654 3/6*
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Samu /人◕ ‿‿ ◕人\
i feel happy oh so happy
Marsh shitposting on the go via Telephone
>>1083703 We can't be having that Come back down into the pit
Samu /人◕ ‿‿ ◕人\
OH NO the heavy chains of despair weigh me down!
Samu /人◕ ‿‿ ◕人\
really a smash burger reaffirms what mcdonalds already knew when they made the quarter pounder thin charred patty id best
Marsh shitposting on the go via Telephone
Hell no, son We need some GIRTH
Samu /人◕ ‿‿ ◕人\
that would make sense if if i were stickin the meat inside me which uh to be clear i am not
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major melon mountain dew has a 3 1/2 health rating star how
Samu /人◕ ‿‿ ◕人\
i am going to write the LONGEST complaint tablet to dew-nasir
>>1083737 Game's still going strong in Japan at least Maybe there's a slim chance Cygames will loot Crunchyroll's PriConne localization team and fold English language options into the Cygame's publication of the game But anyone interested would have to be starting from scratch, which would probably suck anyway
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well it's good to hear japan still likes it I suppose it's a bit hard for the localisation to flourish when it's already in a pretty saturated market
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Sure, but by all accounts, Crunchyroll didn't really do a great job of promoting the game Aside from a Hololive EN collab back in the first year of that branch, I think the only way you'd have heard about the game is if you watched ads on Crunchyroll streams, or were invested in PriConne from watching the anime or being a weeb in general I also think they didn't strive to match pace with updates from the original Japanese game Like Arknights and Blue Archive both are approximately half a year behind their original respective Chinese and Japanese servers, and players can generally expect to wait that long to get up to speed with content from those servers PriConne seemed to trickle out new content, so I'm not surprised it was hard to keep all but the most engaged of players
AnnoMarsh shitposting on the go via Telephone
>>1083744 Honesty i don't even think it's just a promotional issue The girls are really the only good thing about it Tje game play itself isn't very interesting An autobattler without much depth or strategy Just not that fun That's why I stopped playing at least.
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sweet I've always wanted to watch that I hate these lousy articles and I thought I turned them oft
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rhis one was funny though
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OH THE MISERY EVERY YAMU IS MY ENEMY
Samu /人◕ ‿‿ ◕人\
>>1083734 >what's this? GPT-4 is now able to recognize both text and images? >time to show it every anime image in existence..
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gaaah why's getting two people in the same place gotta be hard
>>1083756 I could probably name many but I must ask which shop
Mahou Shoujo Marsh-chan
The Fresh food people
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>>1083746 If it was more than a promotional issue, then that doesn't explain why it's still quite successful in Japan And don't give me the tiresome "Japanese shit taste" response Additionally, Blue Archive follows a fairly similar autobattle mechanic and doesn't seem to have the same issue of global server disinterest I just don't see what about PriConne besides poor promotion and a trickling of content sets it apart as a failure compared to similar mobage
yo we talkin crunchyroll games it seems like priconne was making decent money but they saw a big downturn last month and decided to axe it idk what that's about but the game was like 3 years behind the jp version, right? that's kind of a really long time for a gacha game, and the meta is going to be so stale, people are really only going to pull for specific things i don't see that being a great thing to uphold long term
also they removed all the entries from their website of retired games this week, but i'm sure a google search can find it crunchyroll has started EN or NA versions of JP gacha games like a dozen times and then cashed out when they start to fail i legit like crunchyroll as a service but their decisions around mobage are not to be trusted
i love myself
>>1083761 you know the type of middle schooler who is probably going to get a freddy fazbear tattoo before they turn 21 or who is going to meet all of their future partners via minecraft streamer discords
their parents are paying
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ah well I guess it's not my problem
Samu /人◕ ‿‿ ◕人\
searched for Assteroid City by mistake
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fuck responsibly farmed food I want irresponsibly farmed food
>>>/watch?v=-NgUElGGWTg This music mod for rimworld is SO damn good, man Like all the tunes bang
Samu /人◕ ‿‿ ◕人\
midi violin gooo
Samu /人◕ ‿‿ ◕人\
reverse isekai'd
Rei !p8eYCadcMo
Wordle 655 5/6*
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Rei !p8eYCadcMo
mathler 428 3/6
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ZAZA "AOC" SMOKA
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front page
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This is why you gotta be careful with those damn boomalopes You fuck up, you basically fucking die
Kirara "Ikkyū" 🍄 /人◕ ‿‿ ◕人\
me and who
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You and also you
Mahou Shoujo Marsh-chan
me
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Seeing the tops of streetlights swaying outside my window sure makes it seem like it'll be pretty damn windy outside Ah yep
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I'm a Barbie girl
Kirara "Ikkyū" 🍄 /人◕ ‿‿ ◕人\
in a barbie world
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I was somewhat interested in the barbie movie until I saw will ferrel is in it so now I'm completely uninterested
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u can touch u
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can play u can say I'm always yours I typed this with one arm restricted by a cat >>1083802 what role does he play i can't imagine it's big
♍︎/人◕ ‿‿ ◕人\
wallpaper-kun...
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what happen
♍︎/人◕ ‿‿ ◕人\
dunno haven't seen any wpXXXXXX imags and was thinking of them.,...
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There's a few old guys on this streetcar who are making it smell very intensely of that old man smell But it was also the first streetcar to show up in like twenty minutes and it's miserably rainy outside so I don't really want to gamble on the next one showing up
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I'm trying out a new strat in Rimworld where I just recruit as many people as I can, so at the least I'm not low on manpower Food consumption is a bit of an issue, but only in terms of like, the Good Meals that use meat I've got enough corn to feed WAY more people than I have
Even the meat production isn't really a big issue or anything, it's just taking a bit of time to get going You need a lot of animals before you start slaughtering
Samu /人◕ ‿‿ ◕人\
feed the cows corn feed the people corn turn corn into sugar, plastic, fuel all will be corn
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It's kind of like, through a lens of what lifeform has bent the natural world to its will and has spread its biomass across our planet The rulers of planet Earth aren't humans It's wheat
Kirara "Ikkyū" 🍄 /人◕ ‿‿ ◕人\
i will not be conquered by wheat i'm going to destroy it all
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I dunno man In terms of who's covering the surface in the most biomass, sure, both wheat and the loser in any given battle have that one covered
oh it was her English only mario kart stream no wonder I recognised it >>>/watch?v=lShjJ7VGPx0 day 117: I have found the Argentine man who sings with his dig
i work saturday and don't get friday or monday off
Samu /人◕ ‿‿ ◕人\
whaat i have to attend a meeting with a customer tomorrow at 10 am it's terrifying! i'm a coder i'm supposed to live in my cave and let the ops/sales do the talking
>>1083867 crazy innit? no one could have ever predicted
i love myself
how long of a stretch were you unemployed? and nah, i just always figured you're the type to wait for the right job rather than work the wrong jobs in between
Samu /人◕ ‿‿ ◕人\
yeah i did wait for a long time i got a couple offers but mostly i spent the time being a sad puppy bicycling around basically the two years of the pandemic
i love myself
gross! hikki-neet! explode!
Samu /人◕ ‿‿ ◕人\
YABAI fighto or furighto
i love myself
real furigtho hours
Samu /人◕ ‿‿ ◕人\
my old boss from 10 years ago called me up and hired me for their new startup so yea that's my job meow
i love myself
oh word hell yeah damn moe is old now huh and essentially the same thing it's been the whole time (this is a good thing don't change))
Samu /人◕ ‿‿ ◕人\
too late we're switchin to web3 tomorrow
i love myself
oh no, gacha game crypto moepocalypse
Samu /人◕ ‿‿ ◕人\
yea the job i got uhh 10 years ago when i applied i showed them the tech behind /moe/ lmao those were very different days
Samu /人◕ ‿‿ ◕人\
a strange arc of my life. turns out actions have consequences
i love myself
life is werid like that sometimes the reason i do what i do now is because of a friend i had in high school even though i didn't have anything to do with windows or tinting them for 10 years of my employed life
i love myself
how old are you samu like 30-something right i feel like you were way older than me (proportionally) 10 years ago but i've been having this weird realization recently where the people i've known for that long are like peers now feels freaky
Samu /人◕ ‿‿ ◕人\
i mean yeah but i don't wanna doxx myself on the publics when i started the site i was fresh outta college so yknow
i love myself
yeah that makes sense
Samu /人◕ ‿‿ ◕人\
forever 17 i've had a pretty weird time trying to mature and navigate life these past 10 years or so it's been a struggle and a blessing
i love myself
i'm convinced maturity is a myth ain't nobody got their shit together especially not the ones who think they do
Samu /人◕ ‿‿ ◕人\
true that just that so many old friends have babies now that's about it but anyway it's not a race i'm pretty lucky all things considered
i love myself
fuck i'm glad i don't have no baby i need a little bit more income before i'd consider having a kid less for my own quality of life, i can live happily with a pretty low income more for the kid i grew up with pretty dire financial circumstances and wouldn't wish it on an enemy, let alone my own little spermlet
Samu /人◕ ‿‿ ◕人\
that seems responsible i'd like to think i'd be alright at being a parent with the experiences i've had but i'm also unnerved by the idea of passing on neuroses and trauma so tryna get a little more centered in those categories
also sometimes i look back and and curse myself for pushing away people through fear and idiocy but hey that's life
i love myself
yeah that's def a thing i think i'd be a good enough parent, but i highly doubt i'll ever end up with a partner who i'd have the same faith in partially because my type tends to also be the type who is not planning on having kids but mostly just because i lose faith that there's still trustworthy people out there this generation is fucked
can't hate me for trying well you can i guess but you won't :3
i love myself
>>1083895 i was having a happy little time recently going out and meeting up with tinder dates but idk, nothing really went anywhere and i wish i was the kind of person who could be satisfied with just company and sex but i end up wanting emotional depth and intellectual conversation and most people find that shit cringe i guess
Mahou Shoujo Marsh-chan
Wow look at this pussy having emotions
i love myself
that's what the zaza is for burn my emotions up with the flowers watch anime and eat chips for hours
Samu /人◕ ‿‿ ◕人\
do not kill the part of you that is cringe; kill the part of you that cringes
man what if you had a hot yoga studio aimed at people with hyperhydrosis with like a massive airflow fan wall or uh robot arms that go around towelling people off uhhh maybe just keep the entire room at 100% humidity right under the dew point sweat off those pounds
Mahou Shoujo Marsh-chan
The floor is a drain Below is a public swimming pool.
Samu /人◕ ‿‿ ◕人\
below is a bunch of sickos with their mouths open
Samu /人◕ ‿‿ ◕人\
The dew point depends on how much water vapor the air contains. If the air is very dry and has few water molecules, the dew point is low and surfaces must be much cooler than the air for condensation to occur. If the air is very humid and contains many water molecules, the dew point is high and condensation can occur on surfaces that are only a few degrees cooler than the air
A high relative humidity implies that the dew point is close to the current air temperature. A relative humidity of 100% indicates the dew point is equal to the current temperature and that the air is maximally saturated with water. When the moisture content remains constant and temperature increases, relative humidity decreases, but the dew point remains constant.
huh
Mahou Shoujo Marsh-chan
Why do they call it Good Friday when it's not even that good?
i love myself
ironic humor probably idk
Samu /人◕ ‿‿ ◕人\
"What's goood?" Friday
Mahou Shoujo Marsh-chan
nm what's good with you
Samu /人◕ ‿‿ ◕人\
it's thursday afternoon and i got a steiner of petite pilsner