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Anno
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the NBN guy has hopefully fixed the net so it won't drop
Samu πŸ” !KW2DbpWwls
>>704721
tits don’t work like that
Maria
Tit's don't work
Lazy blobs of fat
KannagiπŸ“±
Nya
Anno
Kannagya
Anno
>>704729
who died and made yo u the god of anime tiddies
Anno
Samu was ALWAYS the god of anime oppai
Samu πŸ” !KW2DbpWwls
>>>/@archillect/1143048804100399104
Anno
george washington is not having your shit
Anno
>>704735
despacito 2: we really mean it now amigo
Samu πŸ” !KW2DbpWwls
despacito 2 feat Keanu
oh yeah!
Marsh shitposting on the go via Telephone
>>704616
What was it about?
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Marsh shitposting on the go via Telephone
Bang im going to Borneo
bang
this motherfucker

this motherfucker goes to the middle of fucking nowhere to some remote whatever but he won't come to texas
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but for real that sounds pretty cool
sightseeing?
Maria
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now y'all know
the best part about being inebriated
is the weight you feel
and you're like, each step is a bit clumsy
and that's what it's like to be a big robot
every step has so much gravity to it
could walk around for ages just doing that and going
SCRRRRRECH-BOOM

>>704745
what would you rather I see
"anta tachi" ?

"youse"
*say
I guess that American just has a global cultural hegemony so whatever you say is passed onto us
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maria
why are you saying y'all
Anno
I accidentally said gas station the other day to a drunk guy and he pulled me up on it
Marsh shitposting on the go via Telephone
>>704743
To climb a mountain.
Anno
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>>704744
no the best part of being inebriated is feeling like you don't weigh anything and your body is too strong for this material plane
so you lay down on the ground and close your eyes and ascend
Anno
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the best part of being inebriated is feeling like you don't feel anything
Maria
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>>704748
I kinda feel the two extremes here
Like a clumsy oaf who turns out to actually be a master of karate when he gets serious

>>704751
Yo that's just lit

>>704754
that's why you drink with a buddy so you can give each other the assist
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the best part of being inebriated is feeling irritable and groggy the next morning and thinking about the money you spent on alcohol
Samu πŸ” !KW2DbpWwls
the best part is drunken giving people you respect shit over public social media for absolutely no reason
Anno
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nah that's the worst part
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no that's not the worst part
the worst part is being so drunk that you try to jerk off but it just feels numb and sad and so you collapse on your bed tired and unsatisfied
Anno
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lmao I never get whiskey dick
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then you haven't drank enough
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though to be fair, i have to be almost to the point of not beign able to remember
so
Anno
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i've never gotten whiskey dick either and i have drank quite a lot
Anno
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I blackout almost all the time and I still have the bloodflow to j/o like 3 times in one night lmao
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well shit
good for yall i guess
but i can think of at least 2 times where i was unable to finish
Samu πŸ” !KW2DbpWwls
the best part of being hungover is being so hungover that the normal parts of your brain shut down in agony and the rational part is left suspending you in a zen clarity overlooking the important things in life
Anno
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>>704760
well i can think of more than a few times i couldnt finish
i used to get really easily excited when i was snorting stuff
but it just uhh wouldn't wrap up

one time i tried to jack off for three fucking hours straight and chafed my dick
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and one was not in solitude
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>>704761
i don't think i've had that
i only have the "oh good i'm not hungover at all" in the morning and then having it hit me so hard in the afternoon that i vow to never drink again
Maria
>>704762
your dick is weak
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>>704762
chafing is a real and serious problem
Anno
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>>704766
it fucking hurt for a week
>>704765
idk man it managed to stay in there for almost viagra complication tier time
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that sucks man
i once had a small strip of skin tear and goddamn that was actually the worst ever
Samu πŸ” !KW2DbpWwls
from what i can tell from life experiences is that everyone else 8’ve met whacks off way harder than i do
Maria
>>704767
three hours is NOTHING
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>>704769
i mean i've chafed once or twice on my own but it's not like a common thing
Anno
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>>704770
i dare you to furiously jerk it for 3 hours you wont no balls
Samu πŸ” !KW2DbpWwls
i require the gentlest of touches
Maria
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>>704772
okay bro I'll make it three and half hours

>>704776
wouldn't it be hilarious if someone swatted someone doing that
I mean not actually hilarious
since swatting is a serious crime
but it'd be a little funny
Like you're whacking it and suddenly FBI OPEN UP

>>704777
If they can't handle the heat
Get outta the frying pan
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maria over here bragging about 8 hour jerking sessions
Anno
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>>704774
stream it or you wont get approved at speeddemosarchive pussy
>>704775
i can't understand people who can do it that much
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i would feel bad if someone who didn't want to talk about dicks on /moe/ suddenly stumbled in but also it would be hilarious
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>>704776
i remember once, i was still in high school
and i had the house to myself, maybe a month or two after learning about internet pornography
and pulled a marathon
but yeah that's not something i care to do ever again in my life thanks
Samu πŸ” !KW2DbpWwls
>>704777
that person is MEEEEEE
aaaa what happened to me
Anno
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One time I had flesh eating bacteria on my dick
fully recovered thankfully
Anno
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oh god what the fuck
dick MRSA is not something i wanted to acknowledge as reality
>>704778
i think after i found out it makes your dick hurt if you jack off too much i was like uhh maybe i should stop
Maria
>>704780
if you let it keep going it would have turned into a pussy dude
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>>704780
i can think of a living creature so parasitic they took every last bit of my life from me that was also on my dick at one point
fully recovered thankfully
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>>704782\
wow
Anno
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Didn't recover your money though son
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she can keep the fucking money as long as i never see her again
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you guys ever watch these dark souls and bloodborne lore videos?
>>>/watch?v=QfhmsERw6Yg

this guy has pretty cool videos
i like them
Maria
>>704787
he has a nice voice
like the sort of video I'd listen to without actually paying any attention to what he's saying
While I'm going to sleep
Anno
>>704787
i liked some of the vids vaati did but i liked his appearance in Criken's videos way more
watching him descend into fucking degeneracy was great
>>704790
a guy that plays videogames
1 million years ago i subbed to him cause he was making left 4 dead 1 videos with good tricks and tips for the Hunter and other zombies
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who the hell is criken
Maria
*crikey
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fucking aussies
Maria
I'm not even aussie that's offensive
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are you lying to me?
Maria
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no

>>704796
I'm not lying buddy

>>704798
Australia is super flat
Meanwhile New Zealand is full of bosomy mountains
It's better
Also it isn't even on the map

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maria
don't lie to me
Anno
he lives in nz he's a pom now
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oh so you're just going to pretend that nz isn't just "more australia" on the map
Anno
he was born on australia he's a convict
Anno
born on a mountain
raised in a cave
Anno
we're all prisoners of society
Maria
>>704800
TRUCKEN AND FUCKEN
IS ALL I CRAVE

THat's the Rene life
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alright /moe/ i'm going to drift away now
remember me when you're shopping at target
Anno
>>704802
that ain't even my post
friken owned
Maria
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>>704804
yeah but
you truck do you not

>>704803
I haven't gone to Target in years man
Or K-mart
Theren's not even a mall near me
Samu πŸ” !KW2DbpWwls
>>704803
i’ll leave an avocado in the yogurt fridge in your memory
Anno
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>>704805
I mean work calls them vans for some reason
looks trucky enough to me
Maria
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>>704803
Also good night Bang have a nice day tomorrow

>>704807
So do you pilot trucks or do you pilot vans
Anno
wow I can't believe they don't have that as a hat
>>704805
what about big w
>>704803
ill remember you when I buy cheap shitty cables
or an inflatable pool
or sometimes they reduce stuff
>>704810
wth
rip off
Maria
>>704809
Not even big W bro
We have a David Jones
Maria
>>704809
yeah instead I have to buy my clothes from shops that aren't owned by massive megacorp chains it sucks ass dude
Samu πŸ” !KW2DbpWwls
and she only sleeps when it’s raining
Anno
And she screams, and her voice is strainin'
!C0.PerkELE
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strainin' that coffee
Samu πŸ” !KW2DbpWwls
and she says BABAYH
Maria
BABAYH BABAYH BABAYH BABAYH BABAYH BABAYH BABAYH BABAYH
Samu πŸ” !KW2DbpWwls
rumbaβ€”
Maria
UNINSTALL
UNINSTALL
Anno
it's 3am I must be lonely
!C0.PerkELE
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what happent he data is all gone
Anno
HEAVENS SHE SAYS my name is luka
Anno
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>>704819
There's no fucking way you're in mountain time
>>704789
You're me
how do you watch the same fuckers as me
Maria
So is Etika fucking dead
Anno
Signs point to Yes
Maria
well shit rip
!C0.PerkELE
dafug is etika
Maria
A youtuber who had a mental breakdown
Anno
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We will have to wait for official confirmation.
I really do hope he didn't commit suicide.
!C0.PerkELE
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>>704827
>>704828
ripperino
Maria
>>704828
Yeah it's not like I watched him but I'm sure someone will be sad if he did
Kirara πŸ„
>>704831 β†’
>>704831 β†’
>>704831 β†’
Anno
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i hope he's ok

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